Disclaimer: I. Do. Not. Own. Naruto.
Team 7
One day at lunch time, Sasuke Uchiha was sitting all alone. He was watching the most popular kid in the academy get swarmed by fan girls. He sighed. He wished he had fan girls. He especially liked Sakura Haruno, but whenever she saw him, she would just pelt him with large quantities of whatever she had with her at the moment. Then he saw the most popular kid in the academy coming towards him.
"Hey, loser." Naruto Uzumaki said as he approached Sasuke. "What do you want?" Sasuke asked, looking at the ground. "I just came over to rub my success in your face!" Naruto then started to wave his butt in front of Sasuke's face, singing "In your face, in your face!" Sasuke started to get mad. Naruto had the highest grades in the whole academy, and Sasuke had the worst. What's more, he could see Sakura laughing at him. He had to do something fast.
"Fire style, Fireball Jutsu!" Sasuke blew a large fireball from his mouth. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" Naruto said, his butt in fire. He jumped in a lake that had just conveniently appeared right next to where he was standing. "Ahhhh…" He said. "Naruto!" Sakura screeched in horror. "Shut up!" Sasuke said, punching her so hard that she flew over top of the trees and made a ping on the horizon. All of the other fan girls screamed and ran away.
Naruto climbed out of the lake. "You know Sasuke," he said, "You're all right. I've been trying to get away from them for weeks. We should be friends." "Sorry." Said Sasuke. "But I'm famous now. I was just informed that since I'm the only one who survived the Uchiha massacre, they want to make a TV show about me called Avenger." Naruto's mouth dropped open as a limo and a bunch of really hot girls appeared behind Sasuke. All Naruto's previous fan girls (even Sakura) were also there.
They all climbed into the limo. "See ya, loser." Sasuke said before closing the door. The limo drove away, leaving a dumbfounded Naruto alone in the schoolyard. Lee, Neji and TenTen then came up behind him. "Don't worry Naruto." Lee said cheerfully. "We will be your youthful friends!" Neji and TenTen nodded. "Hey…" Naruto said, pointing at Neji. "Aren't you that thigh kid? The one from the newspaper?"
Neji burst into tears. He clung to TenTen, sobbing into her shirt. "Oh, now look what you've done!" said TenTen, giving Naruto a dirty look. "Don't bring that up around Neji!" Lee said, clearly very angry as well. Naruto sighed. These were not the kind of people that he wanted to be friends with. "Nooo!" he shouted to no one in particular. "Sasuke, why? Why did you leave me with these idiots?" This continued for quite some time, until Iruka came outside to look for them. He saw Naruto on the ground, shouting at the sky, Neji sobbing into TenTen's shoulder, and Lee shouting the "Anthem of Youth." He turned around and ran straight back to the classroom thinking, "My students are retarded…"
A/N: I know I said I hated Sasuke, but this was the only thing that I could come up with for this chapter. Hope everyone liked it. Anyway, in this story, Team 6 is the same age as everyone else. Thanks for reading and please review!
