The Airport and the Plane Ride

"Why is everyone looking at me and Crazy?" Master Hand asked.

"You guys are Floating Hands that talk." Shinobu said.

"AAAAHHHHHH! IT'S SETSUKO!" A bunch of fanboys yelled.

"EEEEEEEKKKKK! IT'S RED!" A bunch of fangirls squealed.

"Oh no. Fan people."

"SHINOBU!"

"GO AWAY!" The fanboys backed away.

"PIT!"

"Get away!" Pit snagged Shinobu's Katana. The fangirls backed off.

"The katana Pit." Shinobu held out her hand. Pit groaned as he gave back her katana.

"LINK! WE LOVE YOU!" More fangirls screamed. Zelda stepped in front of Link.

"Stay away from Link, or I'll use Din's fire!" Zelda threatened as she prepared her Din's fire. Link's fangirls screamed and rushed out of the airport. Poor Kirby was having a tug-o-war with fangirls and fanboys while having an arguement about Kirby's gender (Poor Kirby! His arms is gonna be removed if that keeps going! T_T). Meta Knight seeing this, he shooed the fangirls away and came over.

"Let go of Kirby." Meta Knight growled.

"Oh, it's Kirby's teacher. We're so scared." One of the fanboys said sarcasticly still pulling.

" Poyo, poyo, poyo! (He's more than my teacher!)" Kirby said.

"Yeah! He's Kirby's dad!" a fangirl squeled. Setsuko gagged.

"He's is most definently NOT his dad." Setsuko said, then she was carried away by fanboys. Then Shinobu shot a kunai at Setsuko's fanboys. They screamed like little girls and ran out of the airport like Link's fangirls.

"Then who are you?" asked one of the Kirby fanboys. Meta Knight looked at them.

"Me? Well, I'm Kirby's Lover." Meta Knight said. The fangirls and Fanboys twitched.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" They ran out of the airport.

"Poyo, poyo, poyoyo. (I think I can't feel my arms.)" Kirby moaned.

"We'll just carry you guys. This is too much." Master Hand and Crazy Hand picked up the Smashers and Carry them to where they needed to go.

They all settled down in the private jet Master Hand bought.

"Take your seats now Everyone." Said Master Hand.

"Where's Captain Falcon?" Shinobu asked.

"Hey Everyone! It's me! Captain Falcon! I'm your pilot!" said a voice over the intercom.

"KUSO!(CRAP!)" Marth screamed.

"Hello, this is Samus. I just beated the crap out Captain Falcon so, I'm your pilot." Marth cheered.

"YAY SAMUS!"

"Shut up Marth..."

"But Samus..."

"I SAID SHUT UP! Anyways, we will be taking flight now so put on your seatbelts." Everyone put on their seat belt right away.

"In 3, 2, 1." Samus said, then the plane started flying.

"We will go to Hawaii when I figure out the directions." Samus added. Everyone groaned.

Five days later, they arrived in Hawaii. They agreed to buy Samus a GPS.

Next is a SamusxMarth chapter. Please Review and No Flames please.