POOF
"Yo" said Minato
The Sandiame's jaw was literally on the floor and Kakashi, Anbu Captain, who faced Itachi, Zabuza, Kisame, Diedara, Madara, Kakuzu, and the Kyuubi no Kitsune, promptly fainted.
"Well.. That went better then expected." Minato said.
"How so dad?" Naruto asked
"I thought the old man would have died by a heart attack by now..he..he." Minato said sheepishly.
"Dumb-ass" Naruto said to his dad.
"Hey watch you mouth you are to young to say that." Minato scolded
"Technically I am 16 so NYUUU!" Naruto said while sticking his tongue out. "But on more important matters, we should probably wake Kakashi sensei up huh?"
By now Sarutobi had regained some composure to ask two questions. "How is Minato alive and why does Naruto seem so smart?" (A/n see I knew having Kyuubi upgrade his IQ was a good thing. Before= 93, After=156)
"In order like I said to Kakashi sensei, traveled back in time and Kyuubi did some 'upgrades' if you want to call them that. I am no genius, I just think clearer now, also he mentioned that he wanted 'insurance' to live longer so he gave me a minor Kekkei Genkai which allows me to have enhanced senses when not active and super enhanced senses that can be carried to offspring." Naruto explained.
"By the way did I mention that we have a small duojutsu hardly classified as one, it enables us to intimidate our opponent by making our eyes glow. Try it." Minato said.
"... WHAT NOW YOU MENTION IT YOU BAKA!" Naruto yelled.
"Maa maa Naruto be quiet for a minute will ya?" A now awake Kakashi says. " Sensei..?" Kakashi says. He then runs over and TRIES to give Minato a hug but Minato moved over to look at his Hokage picture so he went crashing into Naruto.
"AHHH GET THE HELL OFF ME! HELP!" Naruto pleas but is ignored.
"Kakashi, Release my son. Now." Minato says to him.
"Oh sorry hehe." Kakashi says meekly.
"Anyway I think I will try what you said dad." Naruto said as he channeled chakra to his eyes, what happened next surprised them. They expected the usual result but what happened is that Naruto's eyes turned to Kyuubi's but they glowed darkly thus intimidating them more.
"Um, are you channeling the furballs chakra?" Kakashi asked.
" No. Why?" Naruto asked.
"Well let's just say that your RED EYED friend made a small visit." Kakashi said in his usual cryptic way.
" So let me get this straight, my eyes look like the furballs but glow and I am not channeling his chakra?" Naruto asked.
"Pretty much" The 3 older shinobi answered in sync.
"." was all Naruto could say.
"Well as much as this isn't fun, back to business. Me and Naruto will be leaving for a month and a half, just before the Uchiha Massacre to do some meddling. We will be leaving to get Naruto used to his body and work on some techniques we leave in twenty minutes. Ja ne." Minato said as he grabbed Naruto and shunshined to his apartment.
"Well, that was odd." Both Kakashi and Sarutobi said at once.
At Naruto's place
"Well pack what you need and then we Henge to avoid trouble and get some proper shinobi clothing. And some shinobi tools." Minato said.
Naruto disoriented just said, " Damn I really need to learn that." After regained his bearings he packed some ramen and some clothes but Minato took them and with a small fire jutsu burned them ( the hideous orange jumpsuit) all.
"NOO!" Naruto yelled as he tried to save them but his father said.
"we'll get your future style in all black so you blend in more." Minato said nonchalantly.
"ok" Naruto said.
They then got ready and henged. Naruto was an older version of himself except with black hair and brown eyes and no changed his hair to black and slicked back.
They left and went to an all shinobi shop. When they entered they noticed it was empty. They walked up to the clerk and called him.
"Hello and welcome to... wait a minute. Drop the henge kid." Said the clerk.
"Friend or foe?" Naruto asked cautiously.
"Friend Naruto. My name is Ginji. Ginji Amano (A/n i do NOT own the get backers name)."Said Ginji.
"OK" said naruto as he droped the henge. " I know about my furry problem." Naruto said.
"You do? that makes things easier so now what do ya need Naruto and stranger?" Asked Ginji
"We are going on a training trip so we need supplies and clothes."Minato answered.
"Sure pick out what you want unless you want specifics." said Ginji.
"Well. I want these clothes." said Naruto as he henged again but with his shippudan outfit only in all black.
"That i can do."Ginji said
"Also we want it in a material that when chakra is added it can adjust to the users height and build. we want 4." said Minato
"Okay, give an hour and i'll be done. in the meantime browse and get what is needed." Ginji said as he got the specifics and went in the back.
"Ok Naruto lets get some kunai, shuriken , a sword and a wooden one." Said Minato as Naruto looked at him weirdly.
they went searching and soon they had all but the sword. Naruto went around and looked at all but one caught his eye. It was Black so it wouldn't reflect off the light also in blood red was a dragon. But the most amazing thing was that when he picked it up a voice said
"I have been found by my master"
Naruto was in shock. This sword just spoke to him and called him its master. He took the sword and put it in a sheath based off the blade a black sheath and a blood red dragon. They then went back and it turned out that it had been an our and Ginji was at the counter waiting/. When he saw the sword his eyes widened.
"Naruto. that sword, does it reject you?" Ginji asked
"No, in fact it called me its master."He answered
"Incredible, it never accepted anyone so ya know what I'll give you that sword for free and since this is your first time here all you items are half off."He said
"YATA!" Naruto yelled.
They paid for their stuff and Naruto changed and henged into a black hair no whiskered young girl to avoid further suspicion. After they left the village about a mile away, Naruto transformed into his 16 Year old self complete with black headband (not a konoha hitai-ate just a headband). And for the next 1 and a half moths they trained non stop.
TIME SKIP: 1 AND A HALF MONTHS
A lone figure was heading towards konoha. an 8 year old but with a build for his age. He stood at about 4"8 (is that tall for an 8 year old if so tell me a more reasonable height) the gaurds Kotetsu and Izuma( im not sure if this is the right name) recognize him as the hokage told them about when to expect the 1 unpredictable knuckle headed kid Naruto. They allowed him in and he went straight to the hokage's office.
Sarutobi was enjoying a break from his reconditioning traininng in order to defeat Orochimaru when all of a sudden there was a loud poof and in front of him stood a very pretty sexy and down right hot girl oh did I mention she was very naked too.
"AHhhhhhh!" was all that was said as Sarutobi fell backwards with a nose bleed.
Poof"AHahahahahah that was priceless. Now for my victory song. 'I'm still fly, I'm sky high and I dare anybody to try and cut my wings, I'm still pulling out the phantom and these haters can't stand em nigga I'm still doing my thing'" Naruto started to sing.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR NARUTO!" Sarutobi yelled.
"I wanted to surprise you." He said
"YOU COULD'VE KILL ME!"
'but I didn't"
"...Touche"
"anyway I'm back so i think I will be starting the academy now. Ja ne." he said as he jumped out the window but then he appeared back. "um can i have a note hehe?"
" 'sigh' Here." Sarutobi said as he wrote an excuse and handed it to Naruto.
"Thanks Jiji." Naruto said as he bagan his way to the academy.
A/n so here is this chapter next chapter should be longer this chapter was just to explain some things
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