Chapter 2 - The Date
Back at the hotel room, Tana was so excited about actually being able to watch RAW from the front row that she forgot about her impending match with Daemon; at least for a short while.
The phone rings…
"Hello" Tana said.
"Umm, is this Kaytana? The young lady that was introduced to the WWF Superstars this afternoon?" asked the caller.
"Yes it is, who is this?" inquired Tana.
"Well, umm…it's Jeff Hardy. I was wondering if you might, umm, need a ride to the show this evening!"
"You see I was going to be in that area and I thought that if you didn't have a ride, that maybe I could pick you up and we could go there together… and I could show you around backstage, of course, if you wanted to that is!" Jeff told Tana.
Tana was shocked and didn't know what to think, after all this is the guy she has adored all of her life and now he is asking her out…sort of…
"S..sure. That would be great. I was going to go with Mike but I will call him and tell him he has to go solo. Besides, I … umm… would love to go backstage with you…to umm, see what's back there…!!" stumbled Tana.
"Great, then it's set. I will come by in about an hour and pick you up." He said.
"Ok. Do you want me to meet you downstairs in the lobby?" asked Tana.
"That's perfect. See you then" and Jeff hung up.
'OH MY GOD, I AM GOING TO BE ALONE WITH JEFF HARDY' thought Tana.
***
Back at Jeff's hotel
Well that was a lot easier than I thought it would be. Jeff thought out load.
"Did you say something dear Brother?" asked Matt
"Pardon?" asked Jeff
"I said, did you say something. Like perhaps how easy it was for you to pick up a total stranger, invited her into your vehicle and then offer to take her for a tour of the WWF backstage?" teased Matt
"Shut up!" snapped Jeff. "There is something about her that peaks my interest. I am just trying to get to know her. You never know, she could be working with us someday. You know Vince, if he likes something, he will stop at nothing to acquire it" remarked Jeff
"Well, that would really make it easy for you then wouldn't it?" questioned Matt.
"What are you talking about?" asked Jeff
"I was just thinking that your 'getting to know her' would help bring you out of your shell a little. Help put a smile on your face and maybe help get you out of this room so that Lita and I can spend some time together!" Matt said.
"Whatever. I am going to take a shower and then I will be leaving. So call Lita and spend some time with her when I am gone" snapped Jeff.
Matt laughed.
***
"I am telling you Linda, this girl has some really amazing moves" reported Vince.
"So what are you telling me Vince, that we should consider offering her a job with the WWF, without even knowing her" asked Linda
"No, that is not what I am saying. What I want is for you to attend RAW tonight and meet her. Then you tell me what you think. She will be training all this month, here in New York and I thought that we could go together and check out her style" replied Vince
"All right, if you think it is worth the time. But you do know that you will have to speak to Ric Flair about this as well" reminded Linda
"Ya I know, but I don't think that Ric will mind. After all he did invite Booker T and Lance Storm back without consulting me about it, so this should be the same thing" remarked Vince.
"Besides, if she turns out to be as good as I think she is, we could introduce her with Hunter as a new storyline. Get our dear darling Stephanie out of this business once and for all and introduce Kaytana, aka The Wolf as HHH's new love interest" suggested Vince.
"One step at a time Vince, one step at a time. Let me meet this girl first and then we will see what happens from there" reminded Linda
***
Kaytana's Room
Kaytana was pacing her room and checking her watch every minute that passed.
'Ten more minutes' she told herself
Tana checked herself in the mirror one last time and then headed for the lobby.
In the Lobby
"Good Evening Ms. Wolf" replied the doorman. "Shall I call you a cab?" he asked.
"No thank you. I am waiting for my ride. He should be here soon" she told him
In Jeff's Car
"Come on, come on all ready. God damned New York traffic. Just my luck, late for my first date with Tana. This is really going to go over well. Nice job Jeff" he told himself.
Back in the Lobby
Tana checked her watch again. Jeff was 15 minutes late and she was starting to think that maybe she dreamt that Jeff was picking her up. That it was all just wishful thinking, when she noticed the sleek, shiny, black convertible round the corner and stop in front of the hotel.
"Sorry Tana. I know this is going to sound really lame, but I was stuck in traffic" apologized Jeff.
"That's ok, so long as you made it, that's all that matters" reassured Tana
Jeff took her by the arm and led her to his car. He opened to door for her and helped her inside. He raced around to the driver's side and got it.
"Ready?" he asked
"Yup" replied Tana (oh that was a great reply) she told herself. Tana sat fiddling with her hair not know what to say.
"You getting nervous for your fight with Daemon?" asked Jeff
"I guess. I am going to kick his ass all over New York!" teased Tana
"Well, from what I saw today, I don't doubt it!" replied Jeff
"So how long are you in New York for?" asked Jeff
"Well, Mike says that we are here for the month so I can train and then I guess it will be home for me" she told Jeff
"And where might home be?" inquired Jeff
"Ottawa, Ontario, Canada" she proudly told him
"You're Canadian?" he asked
"Is that a problem?" asked Tana
"Well, no, so long as you are not an egomaniac like Y2J!" teased Jeff.
"Actually, I am just teasing. I like Canada. I have to say, the Ottawa fans are the loudest and best fans we have"
"You got that right!" she teased back
"Oh, by the way, I hope you don't mind but I asked Edge if he would meet us there tonight as well. He really wanted to meet you and was curious whether or not that kick to the face today left a mark" informed Jeff
"Really? That's cool. I really like Edge. I think he is an awesome wrestler" remarked Tana
'Oh good job Jeff! She likes Edge…stupid, stupid, stupid' he scolded himself.
Tana could tell by the look on Jeff's face that she had said something wrong.
"Is everything ok Jeff?" she asked. 'I hope he doesn't think I like Edge that way'
"I am really glad you invited me tonight. I have admired your style for so long. You are totally extreme. Perhaps you can teach me some of your moves? That way I can use them on Daemon and he won't know what hit him" Tana said, hoping to make Jeff feel better.
"Sure, if you would like. But I do have to tell you, that if you want to learn some great moves, that you should hook up with Lita. I would be afraid of hurting you" he teased
"I wouldn't mind that…" replied Tana "I mean, having you show me some of your moves that is… your wrestling moves" 'and whatever other moves you want to try on me' she thought to herself.
"Actually, what I would really love to learn is the Swanton Bomb" she told him
'Oh I'll give you the Swanton Bomb all right' he thought to himself.
"The Swanton Bomb is very dangerous and if you don't do it properly you can really hurt yourself or me" Jeff reminded her
"Well I guess we will have to practice until we get it right" she told him
"I guess so" he said
They were pulling into the underground parking lot when they noticed Taker and Kane waiting at the entrance for them.
"Hey Tana. Glad you came tonight" said the Undertaker
"Are you kidding, I wouldn't miss this. I rarely get to see you guys fight. Besides, I get to see all you half-naked, shiny, glistening, hot sexy men work up a sweat right in front of me" she teased the Taker.
"Well I will have to make sure we do a good job" he teased her back
"Hey, Hardy, what the hell are you doing with Tana?" asked Kane
"You better not try anything with her or I will personally see to your demise" growled the Undertaker.
Tana rolled her eyes and grabbed Jeff's arm tugging him away from the Brothers of Destruction and the makers of her embarrassment. As she passed by the Brothers she growled at them and told them she would deal with them later.
When Tana and Jeff got out of sight, the Undertaker and Kane broke into hysterical laughter. "I think we scared that poor boy half to death" remarked the Undertaker.
"Yeah, but I don't think that Tana liked it too much. Did you see the look she shot us? Now that is some serious anger. She's going to kick our asses for that one brother!" teased Kane.
"Don't take what the Undertaker and Kane said to seriously" Tana told Jeff. "They are like my big and I mean very big brothers and they just don't want to see me get hurt or used by anyone. Plus they LOVE to embarrass me whenever they get the chance. You just so happen to be the one with me."
"No worries, I am used to those two. They are always kidding around" Jeff assured her.
"I have to stop by my dressing room and drop off this bag and then I will show you around. Is that ok?" Jeff told Tana.
"Sure" she said
As they were approaching the Extreme Team's Locker room, Jeff noticed that there was a large group of people standing outside his door.
"Great!" remarked Jeff
"Who is all that?" asked Kaytana
"Oh that would be EVERYBODY!" he replied
"Do you always get everyone outside your locker room?" asked Tana
"Only when I am with a beautiful girl!" Jeff teased
"You know how you said that The Undertaker and Kane always take advantage of embarrassing you whenever they can, well these guys are the same way. They always tease me. So get ready because it will be coming your way too" he warned Tana
As they got closer, Kaytana noticed that Lita was trying to push her way through the crowd of people.
"BACK OFF, BACK OFF" yelled Lita
"Don't you overgrown children have something better to do with your time then embarrass Jeff. Go practise or something, just get out of here" she warned everyone.
As the group of men slowly broke up, Kaytana could hear them grumbling about Lita being a party pooper and always ruining their fun.
"Thanks Lita, I owe you" remarked Jeff
"Yeah well I will find a way for you to pay me back" she teased Jeff
Kaytana and Lita were talking so Jeff decided to drop off his bag so that he could show Kaytana around. When he entered his dressing room, he noticed that Matt was sitting on the bench and he looked like he was waiting for him.
"Hey bro, what's up?" asked Jeff
"Well, it's about time you got here. I have been waiting for over an hour for you. Where the hell were you?" Matt asked him.
"In case you have forgotten, we are the first guys out tonight and we barely rehearsed our moves. You do want this night to be good don't you? Christ you are always so caught up in yourself, you don't think of others" scowled Matt.
"What the hell is your problem?" asked Jeff
"For your information, I was picking up Kaytana, in case you forgot. As for always thinking about myself, fuck you! You need to chill out a bit. Get off my back and relax. We have been over and over our parts for tonight's show, so stop worrying" Jeff told his brother.
At that, Matt started laughing. "Wow, she has already gotten to you, hey little brother!" teased Matt.
"What are you talking about?" asked Jeff
"Normally, I get into character as soon as you walk through that door and we get revved up and ready for the match and usually you do to, but tonight, mm mm, you are a very distracted, love struck individual!" teased Matt
Jeff just tossed a look at his brother and left the room.
When he got out into the hall, there was no one there. Kaytana and Lita were both gone. Jeff decided to check around and see if perhaps Lita had taken it upon herself to show Kaytana around instead.
As Jeff was approaching Test's locker room, he could hear Lita giving hell to Test.
"You are the biggest ass I have ever met" she told Test
"Come on baby, you know you can't resist this body. Just look at it! It is so much better than Jeff's" he was saying to Kaytana
"You know what Test, you're right, you do have a very nice body. But perhaps you should consider TONING!! As for Jeff's body, he is finely sculpted and by far a much better person than you will ever be. Come down Test, the air up there is clouding your senses!" Kaytana told Test "Besides, if I had to choose between watching you and Jeff without your shirts on, Jeff would win hands down!"
Jeff stopped dead in his tracks when he heard what Test had said to Kaytana. He was getting furious with him, until he heard what Kaytana had said about him. 'Finely sculpted' he thought.
"There you are" said Jeff as he caught up to Kaytana and Lita.
"Sorry Jeff, I just wanted to show Kaytana around. I should have waited for you, but she was so great to talk to that I didn't want to give her up yet. Sure beats any of these bimbos around here" she told Jeff
"That's fine. Listen Kaytana, if you want to continue on with Lita, I understand," he told Tana
"Lita, I hope you don't mind, but I came here with Jeff with the promise that he would show me around and it would be rude of me to change that" she told Lita
"She's all yours Jeff, go easy!" she teased
"Are you sure?" Jeff asked Kaytana
"100%"
"Well then, let's go. We have just a little under an hour to show you around before I have to entertain the fans!"
With ten minutes to spare before RAW started, Jeff handed Kaytana over to Mike and headed backstage, with the promise that they would hook up after the show.
RAW is WAR
With the lights blazing and the cameras rolling, the theme song "No Chance in Hell" could be heard over the screaming fans. The curtains opened and out walked Vince McMahon, making his way to the ring.
The fans were divided in their love for the Co-owner of the WWF. Half were cheering and half were booing.
Vince steps into the ring and the crowd goes quiet.
"Before we start the show"
"WHAT?" comes from the crowd
"I said, before we start the show…" Vince tried again
"WHAT?"
"Cut that out" he warns the crowd. "You know I hate that word"
"WHAT?"
"As you all know…"
"WHAT?" the fans ask
"I said, as you all know, HHH will be returning next month…"
The crowd goes insane. They start chanting HHH's name.
"I can promise you that with the return of HHH, there will be a few surprises…"
"WHAT?" the fans ask
"Now, my backstabbing, malicious daughter, Stephanie McMahon Helmsley has been trying to convince my partner, Ric Flair to take her under his wing so that they can screw me…"
"WHAT?" the fans ask
"Well, I have news for her, HHH will be returning without her…"
"WHAT?" the fans ask
"That's all I will tell you for now, but keep in mind that things are really going to change around here with his return…"
"WHAT?" the fans ask
Vince puts down the microphone and leaves the ring.
***
After RAW
"So what did you think?" asked Jeff
"That was soooooo great! Oh my God, you guys are awesome!" gasped Kaytana
"Watching you on TV and then seeing it in person is so much better!"
"I am glad you enjoyed yourself. Listen, I was thinking, would you like to grab a bite to eat and something to drink before I take you back to your hotel room?" asked Jeff
Before Kaytana could answer Vince and Linda McMahon interrupted them.
"Kaytana, I would like you to meet my wife, Linda" Vince introduces
"Please to meet you" Kaytana says
"Vince tells me that you are here training for a Karate tournament with your nemesis Daemon" remarks Linda
"Vince and I would like to come by tomorrow and watch you train, would that be all right with you?" Linda asked Tana
"I don't have a problem with that" Kaytana assured them.
"Great, then we will see you tomorrow" Linda and Vince turned and left.
"What was that all about?" Kaytana asked Jeff.
"I have no idea" he told her.
"Are you ready to go before we get interrupted again?" Jeff asked Kaytana
Jeff reached out and took Kaytana's hand and headed for the exit.
"Hold up guys" yelled Matt and Lita
'Shit' thought Kaytana. 'All I want is to be alone with this guy and no one will leave us alone'
"Where are you guys off to?" asked Matt
"We were just heading out for a "quiet" dinner for two" Jeff informed his brother, hoping he got the hint that they wanted to be alone.
"A quiet dinner for two huh?" asked Lita. "I guess that means you don't want company" she teased
"I don't want to be rude you two, but I am in town for a month and you will be here for the next week, so can the 4 of us hook up sometime this week. I would really like to spend time alone with just Jeff tonight. He has gone to such lengths to show me around that I think it would only be fair that we finish our "date" alone." Kaytana informed Matt and Lita.
Lita grabbed Matt by the arm and told him that she had a few ideas on how they could spend their night "alone". Matt smiled and wished his brother success and happiness and left with Lita.
"My brother is so weird!" Jeff told Kaytana.
"You think he is weird, wait until you meet my family, especially my aunt. Now that is weird!" she told Jeff.
They walked hand in hand out the door …
***
Back at the hotel room, Tana was so excited about actually being able to watch RAW from the front row that she forgot about her impending match with Daemon; at least for a short while.
The phone rings…
"Hello" Tana said.
"Umm, is this Kaytana? The young lady that was introduced to the WWF Superstars this afternoon?" asked the caller.
"Yes it is, who is this?" inquired Tana.
"Well, umm…it's Jeff Hardy. I was wondering if you might, umm, need a ride to the show this evening!"
"You see I was going to be in that area and I thought that if you didn't have a ride, that maybe I could pick you up and we could go there together… and I could show you around backstage, of course, if you wanted to that is!" Jeff told Tana.
Tana was shocked and didn't know what to think, after all this is the guy she has adored all of her life and now he is asking her out…sort of…
"S..sure. That would be great. I was going to go with Mike but I will call him and tell him he has to go solo. Besides, I … umm… would love to go backstage with you…to umm, see what's back there…!!" stumbled Tana.
"Great, then it's set. I will come by in about an hour and pick you up." He said.
"Ok. Do you want me to meet you downstairs in the lobby?" asked Tana.
"That's perfect. See you then" and Jeff hung up.
'OH MY GOD, I AM GOING TO BE ALONE WITH JEFF HARDY' thought Tana.
***
Back at Jeff's hotel
Well that was a lot easier than I thought it would be. Jeff thought out load.
"Did you say something dear Brother?" asked Matt
"Pardon?" asked Jeff
"I said, did you say something. Like perhaps how easy it was for you to pick up a total stranger, invited her into your vehicle and then offer to take her for a tour of the WWF backstage?" teased Matt
"Shut up!" snapped Jeff. "There is something about her that peaks my interest. I am just trying to get to know her. You never know, she could be working with us someday. You know Vince, if he likes something, he will stop at nothing to acquire it" remarked Jeff
"Well, that would really make it easy for you then wouldn't it?" questioned Matt.
"What are you talking about?" asked Jeff
"I was just thinking that your 'getting to know her' would help bring you out of your shell a little. Help put a smile on your face and maybe help get you out of this room so that Lita and I can spend some time together!" Matt said.
"Whatever. I am going to take a shower and then I will be leaving. So call Lita and spend some time with her when I am gone" snapped Jeff.
Matt laughed.
***
"I am telling you Linda, this girl has some really amazing moves" reported Vince.
"So what are you telling me Vince, that we should consider offering her a job with the WWF, without even knowing her" asked Linda
"No, that is not what I am saying. What I want is for you to attend RAW tonight and meet her. Then you tell me what you think. She will be training all this month, here in New York and I thought that we could go together and check out her style" replied Vince
"All right, if you think it is worth the time. But you do know that you will have to speak to Ric Flair about this as well" reminded Linda
"Ya I know, but I don't think that Ric will mind. After all he did invite Booker T and Lance Storm back without consulting me about it, so this should be the same thing" remarked Vince.
"Besides, if she turns out to be as good as I think she is, we could introduce her with Hunter as a new storyline. Get our dear darling Stephanie out of this business once and for all and introduce Kaytana, aka The Wolf as HHH's new love interest" suggested Vince.
"One step at a time Vince, one step at a time. Let me meet this girl first and then we will see what happens from there" reminded Linda
***
Kaytana's Room
Kaytana was pacing her room and checking her watch every minute that passed.
'Ten more minutes' she told herself
Tana checked herself in the mirror one last time and then headed for the lobby.
In the Lobby
"Good Evening Ms. Wolf" replied the doorman. "Shall I call you a cab?" he asked.
"No thank you. I am waiting for my ride. He should be here soon" she told him
In Jeff's Car
"Come on, come on all ready. God damned New York traffic. Just my luck, late for my first date with Tana. This is really going to go over well. Nice job Jeff" he told himself.
Back in the Lobby
Tana checked her watch again. Jeff was 15 minutes late and she was starting to think that maybe she dreamt that Jeff was picking her up. That it was all just wishful thinking, when she noticed the sleek, shiny, black convertible round the corner and stop in front of the hotel.
"Sorry Tana. I know this is going to sound really lame, but I was stuck in traffic" apologized Jeff.
"That's ok, so long as you made it, that's all that matters" reassured Tana
Jeff took her by the arm and led her to his car. He opened to door for her and helped her inside. He raced around to the driver's side and got it.
"Ready?" he asked
"Yup" replied Tana (oh that was a great reply) she told herself. Tana sat fiddling with her hair not know what to say.
"You getting nervous for your fight with Daemon?" asked Jeff
"I guess. I am going to kick his ass all over New York!" teased Tana
"Well, from what I saw today, I don't doubt it!" replied Jeff
"So how long are you in New York for?" asked Jeff
"Well, Mike says that we are here for the month so I can train and then I guess it will be home for me" she told Jeff
"And where might home be?" inquired Jeff
"Ottawa, Ontario, Canada" she proudly told him
"You're Canadian?" he asked
"Is that a problem?" asked Tana
"Well, no, so long as you are not an egomaniac like Y2J!" teased Jeff.
"Actually, I am just teasing. I like Canada. I have to say, the Ottawa fans are the loudest and best fans we have"
"You got that right!" she teased back
"Oh, by the way, I hope you don't mind but I asked Edge if he would meet us there tonight as well. He really wanted to meet you and was curious whether or not that kick to the face today left a mark" informed Jeff
"Really? That's cool. I really like Edge. I think he is an awesome wrestler" remarked Tana
'Oh good job Jeff! She likes Edge…stupid, stupid, stupid' he scolded himself.
Tana could tell by the look on Jeff's face that she had said something wrong.
"Is everything ok Jeff?" she asked. 'I hope he doesn't think I like Edge that way'
"I am really glad you invited me tonight. I have admired your style for so long. You are totally extreme. Perhaps you can teach me some of your moves? That way I can use them on Daemon and he won't know what hit him" Tana said, hoping to make Jeff feel better.
"Sure, if you would like. But I do have to tell you, that if you want to learn some great moves, that you should hook up with Lita. I would be afraid of hurting you" he teased
"I wouldn't mind that…" replied Tana "I mean, having you show me some of your moves that is… your wrestling moves" 'and whatever other moves you want to try on me' she thought to herself.
"Actually, what I would really love to learn is the Swanton Bomb" she told him
'Oh I'll give you the Swanton Bomb all right' he thought to himself.
"The Swanton Bomb is very dangerous and if you don't do it properly you can really hurt yourself or me" Jeff reminded her
"Well I guess we will have to practice until we get it right" she told him
"I guess so" he said
They were pulling into the underground parking lot when they noticed Taker and Kane waiting at the entrance for them.
"Hey Tana. Glad you came tonight" said the Undertaker
"Are you kidding, I wouldn't miss this. I rarely get to see you guys fight. Besides, I get to see all you half-naked, shiny, glistening, hot sexy men work up a sweat right in front of me" she teased the Taker.
"Well I will have to make sure we do a good job" he teased her back
"Hey, Hardy, what the hell are you doing with Tana?" asked Kane
"You better not try anything with her or I will personally see to your demise" growled the Undertaker.
Tana rolled her eyes and grabbed Jeff's arm tugging him away from the Brothers of Destruction and the makers of her embarrassment. As she passed by the Brothers she growled at them and told them she would deal with them later.
When Tana and Jeff got out of sight, the Undertaker and Kane broke into hysterical laughter. "I think we scared that poor boy half to death" remarked the Undertaker.
"Yeah, but I don't think that Tana liked it too much. Did you see the look she shot us? Now that is some serious anger. She's going to kick our asses for that one brother!" teased Kane.
"Don't take what the Undertaker and Kane said to seriously" Tana told Jeff. "They are like my big and I mean very big brothers and they just don't want to see me get hurt or used by anyone. Plus they LOVE to embarrass me whenever they get the chance. You just so happen to be the one with me."
"No worries, I am used to those two. They are always kidding around" Jeff assured her.
"I have to stop by my dressing room and drop off this bag and then I will show you around. Is that ok?" Jeff told Tana.
"Sure" she said
As they were approaching the Extreme Team's Locker room, Jeff noticed that there was a large group of people standing outside his door.
"Great!" remarked Jeff
"Who is all that?" asked Kaytana
"Oh that would be EVERYBODY!" he replied
"Do you always get everyone outside your locker room?" asked Tana
"Only when I am with a beautiful girl!" Jeff teased
"You know how you said that The Undertaker and Kane always take advantage of embarrassing you whenever they can, well these guys are the same way. They always tease me. So get ready because it will be coming your way too" he warned Tana
As they got closer, Kaytana noticed that Lita was trying to push her way through the crowd of people.
"BACK OFF, BACK OFF" yelled Lita
"Don't you overgrown children have something better to do with your time then embarrass Jeff. Go practise or something, just get out of here" she warned everyone.
As the group of men slowly broke up, Kaytana could hear them grumbling about Lita being a party pooper and always ruining their fun.
"Thanks Lita, I owe you" remarked Jeff
"Yeah well I will find a way for you to pay me back" she teased Jeff
Kaytana and Lita were talking so Jeff decided to drop off his bag so that he could show Kaytana around. When he entered his dressing room, he noticed that Matt was sitting on the bench and he looked like he was waiting for him.
"Hey bro, what's up?" asked Jeff
"Well, it's about time you got here. I have been waiting for over an hour for you. Where the hell were you?" Matt asked him.
"In case you have forgotten, we are the first guys out tonight and we barely rehearsed our moves. You do want this night to be good don't you? Christ you are always so caught up in yourself, you don't think of others" scowled Matt.
"What the hell is your problem?" asked Jeff
"For your information, I was picking up Kaytana, in case you forgot. As for always thinking about myself, fuck you! You need to chill out a bit. Get off my back and relax. We have been over and over our parts for tonight's show, so stop worrying" Jeff told his brother.
At that, Matt started laughing. "Wow, she has already gotten to you, hey little brother!" teased Matt.
"What are you talking about?" asked Jeff
"Normally, I get into character as soon as you walk through that door and we get revved up and ready for the match and usually you do to, but tonight, mm mm, you are a very distracted, love struck individual!" teased Matt
Jeff just tossed a look at his brother and left the room.
When he got out into the hall, there was no one there. Kaytana and Lita were both gone. Jeff decided to check around and see if perhaps Lita had taken it upon herself to show Kaytana around instead.
As Jeff was approaching Test's locker room, he could hear Lita giving hell to Test.
"You are the biggest ass I have ever met" she told Test
"Come on baby, you know you can't resist this body. Just look at it! It is so much better than Jeff's" he was saying to Kaytana
"You know what Test, you're right, you do have a very nice body. But perhaps you should consider TONING!! As for Jeff's body, he is finely sculpted and by far a much better person than you will ever be. Come down Test, the air up there is clouding your senses!" Kaytana told Test "Besides, if I had to choose between watching you and Jeff without your shirts on, Jeff would win hands down!"
Jeff stopped dead in his tracks when he heard what Test had said to Kaytana. He was getting furious with him, until he heard what Kaytana had said about him. 'Finely sculpted' he thought.
"There you are" said Jeff as he caught up to Kaytana and Lita.
"Sorry Jeff, I just wanted to show Kaytana around. I should have waited for you, but she was so great to talk to that I didn't want to give her up yet. Sure beats any of these bimbos around here" she told Jeff
"That's fine. Listen Kaytana, if you want to continue on with Lita, I understand," he told Tana
"Lita, I hope you don't mind, but I came here with Jeff with the promise that he would show me around and it would be rude of me to change that" she told Lita
"She's all yours Jeff, go easy!" she teased
"Are you sure?" Jeff asked Kaytana
"100%"
"Well then, let's go. We have just a little under an hour to show you around before I have to entertain the fans!"
With ten minutes to spare before RAW started, Jeff handed Kaytana over to Mike and headed backstage, with the promise that they would hook up after the show.
RAW is WAR
With the lights blazing and the cameras rolling, the theme song "No Chance in Hell" could be heard over the screaming fans. The curtains opened and out walked Vince McMahon, making his way to the ring.
The fans were divided in their love for the Co-owner of the WWF. Half were cheering and half were booing.
Vince steps into the ring and the crowd goes quiet.
"Before we start the show"
"WHAT?" comes from the crowd
"I said, before we start the show…" Vince tried again
"WHAT?"
"Cut that out" he warns the crowd. "You know I hate that word"
"WHAT?"
"As you all know…"
"WHAT?" the fans ask
"I said, as you all know, HHH will be returning next month…"
The crowd goes insane. They start chanting HHH's name.
"I can promise you that with the return of HHH, there will be a few surprises…"
"WHAT?" the fans ask
"Now, my backstabbing, malicious daughter, Stephanie McMahon Helmsley has been trying to convince my partner, Ric Flair to take her under his wing so that they can screw me…"
"WHAT?" the fans ask
"Well, I have news for her, HHH will be returning without her…"
"WHAT?" the fans ask
"That's all I will tell you for now, but keep in mind that things are really going to change around here with his return…"
"WHAT?" the fans ask
Vince puts down the microphone and leaves the ring.
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After RAW
"So what did you think?" asked Jeff
"That was soooooo great! Oh my God, you guys are awesome!" gasped Kaytana
"Watching you on TV and then seeing it in person is so much better!"
"I am glad you enjoyed yourself. Listen, I was thinking, would you like to grab a bite to eat and something to drink before I take you back to your hotel room?" asked Jeff
Before Kaytana could answer Vince and Linda McMahon interrupted them.
"Kaytana, I would like you to meet my wife, Linda" Vince introduces
"Please to meet you" Kaytana says
"Vince tells me that you are here training for a Karate tournament with your nemesis Daemon" remarks Linda
"Vince and I would like to come by tomorrow and watch you train, would that be all right with you?" Linda asked Tana
"I don't have a problem with that" Kaytana assured them.
"Great, then we will see you tomorrow" Linda and Vince turned and left.
"What was that all about?" Kaytana asked Jeff.
"I have no idea" he told her.
"Are you ready to go before we get interrupted again?" Jeff asked Kaytana
Jeff reached out and took Kaytana's hand and headed for the exit.
"Hold up guys" yelled Matt and Lita
'Shit' thought Kaytana. 'All I want is to be alone with this guy and no one will leave us alone'
"Where are you guys off to?" asked Matt
"We were just heading out for a "quiet" dinner for two" Jeff informed his brother, hoping he got the hint that they wanted to be alone.
"A quiet dinner for two huh?" asked Lita. "I guess that means you don't want company" she teased
"I don't want to be rude you two, but I am in town for a month and you will be here for the next week, so can the 4 of us hook up sometime this week. I would really like to spend time alone with just Jeff tonight. He has gone to such lengths to show me around that I think it would only be fair that we finish our "date" alone." Kaytana informed Matt and Lita.
Lita grabbed Matt by the arm and told him that she had a few ideas on how they could spend their night "alone". Matt smiled and wished his brother success and happiness and left with Lita.
"My brother is so weird!" Jeff told Kaytana.
"You think he is weird, wait until you meet my family, especially my aunt. Now that is weird!" she told Jeff.
They walked hand in hand out the door …
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