A/N: I GOT TWO REVIEWS FOR THIS BABY! YAY! I love you guys:love, love, love: So I hope you like this part too.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, just the plot of this story.


Rock, Paper, Scissors

Pretty? More Like Annoying

ANBU Private Investigations Headquarters

I left Kakashi's office ready to murder him. Actually I think I would had it not been for the fact that he was following me close behind. He had said that he knew I wasn't going to give Naruto enough of my office space so he was coming along to make sure it was even.

I honestly couldn't believe these people, I was the best ANBU P.I in years, yet they treated me like dirt. I deserved my own office with pretty black lacey things and all! The blonde was walking beside Kakashi asking him ridiculous questions.

"So, I have to share an office with the grouch?" He asked Kakashi for what seemed like the tenth time.

"Yes." Kakashi replied, seeming aggravated. I smiled, he deserved it but I could have done without the consistent yapping.

"And I can't have my own office?" He persisted.

"No." Kakshi answered. Ugh!

"Why not? I think I deserve my own office!" He exclaimed.

"So does he," Kakaski responded. I could feel him pointing at me. My eyes narrowed into a glare.

"So what? He seems like a pain in the arse. I don't want to share a fricking office with him." The blonde seemed to be scowling. I wanted to wring his little neck.

"Will you shut-up!" I said, annoyed.

"Who says you can make me shut up you sour-puss!" Naruto shouted back.

"Both of you shut the fuck up!" Kakashi bellowed. His left hand went to his head and he rubbed it in pain. Ha! He had a headache! Serves you right you old bat!

Although, I could feel one coming on myself. The new guy was a fucking pest.

I 'hmphed' and continued walking until my office came up. I opened the door and saw my desk with paper scattered all over it. I needed to clean up, it went with my image, otherwise I would never have kept a tidy office.

"Alright, Naruto we'll move in a desk so that it sits on that side," he paused to point to the left by the only window in the room. I growled. "I don't care Sasuke. And you two listen up, if I get any commotion out of this room, I'll throw you both out of the ANBU." With that Kakashi left the room, striding out in an tired manner.

I glared at Naruto. I glared at the very fact of his existence. I glared at him for all it was worth.

He yawned and walked right past me.

I could feel the incredulous look on my face and couldn't believe that he had just yawned and walked past me. "The views nice." He mumbled looking out the window and tilting his head to the side. I starred at him, the thoughts of him being pretty swarming right back into my head. He's not pretty! I screamed. (In my head of course). He turned around and scowled at me. I scowled right back. No one could beat me at scowling; it was part of the trade.

"What do you want?" I spat at him.

"Where's my desk you jackass?" He answered me with his own question.

"Get it yourself Dobe." I used the nickname I had thought for him.

"Dobe? Who the fuck do you think you are calling me something so stupid?!" He screeched.

"I," I paused so I could smirk at him, "Am the greatest ANBU to ever set foot in the world. So shut the fuck up and leave me alone."

His fist clenched and he glared hard at me. I went on smirking. Oh the joys of being better than everyone else.

"You asshole. I wouldn't even want to talk to you if I didn't have too!" He walked past me the second time and right out the office. I glared, how was I going to last with this annoying guy around all the time? What's worst, my lone guy image is going to get ruined.

I sighed from the day's events and glanced over at my desk. Ugh, I had to clean it and so I did. I went over and started to take the pieces of paper and putting them into the appropriate files and piles. By the time the blonde was back my desk was nice and clean and robbery case was back in my hands and I continued ignoring it.

He was walking in with the desk but with the help of the green jump suit wearing freak. Naruto held one side while Rock Lee, I think, the other end. They brought the desk in and placed it by the window. "Thanks, bushy eyebrow guy!" Naruto exclaimed.

"It's Rock Lee!" He yelled, exasperated.

"Sorry dude, but thanks for the help!" Naruto grinned.

Rock Lee gave his, "I'm so cool" smile: one he gave way too much seeing, as he wasn't cool at all. "No problem!" With that he waved at Naruto and left the office.

Naruto looked at his desk and then left the office again, only to come back five minutes later with a rather comfy looking chair. I refused to talk to the idiot. At least that way I didn't run the chance of catching his idiotitis too. I looked at the robbery case, wanting so badly to throw it out the window and forget it ever existed. Robbery cases were always so boring and the people who got robbed were always those crazy, possessive types. They would go all, "Oh my things! They were so valuable!" when they lived in some crappy looking shack, they called a house.

Naruto hadn't said a word the entire time he was in the room with me, he just shuffled about his desk, looking at it from different angles to make sure it looked good where it was.

I glanced at the clock above the door, both hands nicely sitting at the one. I could do with some lunch just about now. I got up, only to catch Naruto's gaze at the file in my hands.

"What?" I said in my, "Stop looking at me," voice even though he wasn't…at me.

"The file, is that our first case?" He asked.

"Yeah, it's a robbery. I can handle this one myself, so you just keep your nose out of it."

"Oh fuck-you. We're partners no matter how much you and I hate it. I'm in the case so don't make me shove my foot up your ass, you cocky son-of-a-bitch."

"You think you could shove your foot up my ass!? I would have you lying on the ground with twenty bullets rammed in your chest before you were even anywhere near me." I snarled.

He glared at me so hard I thought his face would contort into some hideous shape, which would have sucked, seeing as he was pretty. There it was again! The pretty thoughts! What the fuck was wrong with me?

"Want to test that theory out?" He said, disgusted. Before I could answer, I heard another voice.

"SASUKE!" I suddenly felt like hiding. "Oh, Sasuke! My cat got lost again!" Naruto looked at my expression and the direction of the voice confused.

"I need to hide!" I said quickly, looking around the room when my eyes landed on a newly placed object. Naruto's desk. I ran towards it and was quickly under it. I sighed in relief until Naruto started.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"SASUKE!!"

Why was my life so complicated? The pink menace was on the way and the yellow nuisance was going to give me away. I sighed in aggravation.

It was then that I heard her voice louder. "Who are you!?" She yelped at Naruto, who I'm guessing was staring at her going, "What the fuck?"

"I'm Naruto. Who're you?" He replied.

"Sakura! Where's Sasuke and what're you doing in his office! And why is there another desk in his office!?" Sakura really didn't know when to shut up.

"I'm his new partner you creep! Now go the fuck away!" For the first time I felt some another emotion towards Naruto. Gratefulness. And I sure as hell wasn't going to tell him.

"Excuse me?" Sakura bellowed.

Damn her! Naruto don't tell her where I am, don't tell her where I am…I prayed as I sat under his desk, feeling slightly stupid.

"Look girl, I don't have time for clingly little freaks," he said, bored of the girl already. I sighed in relief, hoping that maybe she would leave.

"I don't care who you have time for! I'm here for Sasuke not you, you ugly piece of shit! And I don't plan to go until I see him!"

I mentally groaned, at her last few words but was quite angry at the ones before. He wasn't…dare I think…ugly. This whole pretty thing was really getting to me now.

Maybe I should get out from underneath the desk and just confront her, but I really don't like her…

As I pondered, I heard Naruto's response. "Who're you calling ugly! Your forehead is as big as your ass, you bitch! Now get out before I chuck you out the window!" Wow.

I could almost picture Sakura's face, hanging open in shock. I smirked in amusement.

After a long pause of what I think was the amount of time where Sakura was speechless, I heard the jump suit wearing Dobe's voice. "Well? You leaving or do I have to throw you out the five floor window?"

"Urg!" She screeched and then I heard her footsteps stomp down the hallway. I sighed and crawled out from underneath Naruto's desk, grateful that she had left.

I could feel Naruto's gaze on me. "You're such a fucking loser."

"Fuck off!" I retorted back.

He just shook his head at me and walked out of the place.

I stared at the door for a few minutes before following. What? I'm hungry, it has nothing to do with him…I think.


A/N: Naruto seems mature...AHH! THE HORROR:hides under her chair: Well...I'll let you all know that I have nothing against Rock Lee, I actually quite like him. But I hate Sakura, so expect a lot of Sakura bashing. :smile: Annnnd, review, it really makes me smile. Like this morning when I found two sitting in my mailbox. I was giddy.