Titans 2.0

Story Arc 1: Titans Go!

Issue 4: X1

12:07 P.M.

New York, New York

August 8, 2011 (Mon)

Triskelion II

Room: 004

"Meori buteo balggeut kkaji majneun keh," sang Jade, perfectly harmonizing with the K-pop blaring in her ears. She continued to sing as she put the finishing touches on her room's new security system. As the system began to boot, she stepped back hoping that her finished work would give her a sense of pride. Disappointingly, she felt nothing.

Well Jade, she thought to herself. Not only did you just single-handedly put together a security system from scratch but you're officially the leader of the Junior Justice League. The Big U of the Underage Ultimates. But yet, you feel nothing?...Maybe I'm not cut out for the Robin stuff. I'm pretty sure that the Grayson kid had everything covered. I should have just stayed my ass in-"

"All Titans report to the briefing room," rang Coulson's voice over the PA system.

Go time, thought Robin, she quickly took out her headphones, put away her Wayne5 , left her room, and sprinted down the hallway. She opened the elevator and stepped in. However, just as the elevator doors began to close, a hand caught one, causing it to open.

"Hey beautiful," smirked Flash, or more appearance-accurately, Durrann as he stood in the doorway in a Superman T-shirt and pj's. "Lookin' good. Almost as good as me."

"Just get in and stop flirting with me," said Robin with an eye twitch. With a wink, Durrann stepped into the elevator and pressed the 'Doors Close' button. "And why aren't you in-"

CLANK! Just as the elevator doors began to close, Cap's shield wedged itself in between them causing them to open again. Startled, Flash falls flat on his behind.

"Way to make and entrance roomie," said an annoyed Flash as he stood up and dusted himself off. Cap didn't respond. He couldn't her him as he entered the elevator wearing a white T-shirt, sagging his pj's, and his ear buds on full blast.

"Why I oughta," said Durrann raising a fist.

"JUST PRESS THE BUTTON," yelled Robin.

"Fine," said Flash, "Geez, don't get your panties in a bunch." As Durrann reached for the 'Doors Close' button he is zapped by a stream of electricity. He falls to the floor with his hair standing up like quills. "SERIOUSLY," wined Flash. "Hair like this doesn't grow on trees you know!? WHO DID TH-"

"I'm sorry," interrupted Static as he and Storm entered the elevator. But he wasn't apologizing to Flash. He was addressing Storm who hadn't said a word to the kid since he was thawed out. "I'm sooooo sorry. It was just a slip of the tongue."

"Hello team," said Storm with a smile as she waved to everyone but Static. "How's everyon-"

"FORGET THAT," said Durrann pointing to his now-spiky hair. "WHICH ONE OF YOU LIGHTNING RODS DID THIS TO MY HAIR?"

Storm stuck her nose in the air and pointed at Static. "It must have been that sorry excuse for a friend of ours."

"Sorry excuse for a-," said Static. He couldn't believe his ears. "I was holding the elevator open for you!"

"Oh," said Flash, "You couldn't have used your hands? Or even that trashcan lid that you fly on?"

"Was I talking to you," retorted Static. "And furthermore, it's not a trashcan lid! Besides," he continued with a smirk, "I think the hair is an improvement. It takes attention away from that face of yours."

"What did you say," asked Flash.

"Did I stutter," replied Static. An argument between Flash and Static erupted. as the yelling continued, Cap's music could be heard thumping in his ear. Storm just rolled her eyes and muttered rude things about Static under her breath.

Robin pushed the "Doors Close" button and the elevator doors began to close. Idiots, she thought.