There isn't much to say. I'm writing this on my phone so there is most likely a ton of spelling mistakes. I'll get to them later, other than that I've got nothing else to tell ya. So enjoy the chapter.
Chapter two- The Power of Cute Compels You, to Use Common Sense You Nitwit
They had him surrounded on all sides, his back to a wall with no way out. There would be no support in the territory of the enemy, no back up and multiple targets were covering any opening and exit points, another four maybe five keeping watch. This was it. There was no escape.
Damn them.
Anko made a grabbing motion with her hands, her arms outstretched as she took another menacing step forward, and the twisted smile almost ripped her face in two as he tried to lean further back against the wall. The three other ANBU behind her all leaned in, trying to look at what was his as they murmured to each other. The Captain growled, his heckles raising even further. The she-demon and minions had finally cornered him after he tried to make a hasty retreat.
"Gimme." She glared as his eyes narrowed, taking another step forward as her fingers motioned just inches away.
Kakashi tightened his hold on the package, a hand slowly rising towards his headband, ready to reveal the Sharingan as he weighed the pros and cons of turning the hallway into a blood bath.
"No. Go away." His growled through clenched teeth as he glared at the four of them, but Crow, Pig and Boar just shrugged as Anko giggled.
"Not happening sun shine." Anko's sing-songed, her eyes gleaming as they narrowed into slits, and she licked her lips as they all advanced further into his position.
The package squirmed before turning to give the enemy a sigh, a deep sense of boredom behind his half lidded eyes as he tugged on his thick blue turtleneck sweater.
"Now let. Me. See." She punctuated each word with a step, a shadow casting over her features as she eyed the brat until she finally hissed, exactly like a starving snake as she all but drooled. "The Baaaaaby."
Kakashi's entire body violently twitched once, which turned out to be their only warning before all hell broke loose.
Because while he wasn't aware of it, after learning he was a father and officially coming into the care of his one year old son only thirty minutes ago, it didn't take much for Kakashi to activate one of his Clan's most ancient bloodline limits. It was after all, said to be one of their most guarded and powerful secrets.
And as the tips of Anko's fingers brushed against Heiki's hair, the ANBU force learned an absolutely important invaluable lesson that day, one that was debated to be one of the most terrifying events to occur in the village there after.
Do not touch a Hatake puppy without permission.
The screams of pain and corresponding pleas for mercy echoed throughout the majority of the village for a few hours, gripping the hearts of Shinobi and civilians alike in fear.
Wow, did word spread fast around here.
The next day Heiki blinked from his spot on his new father's lap, tilting his head to the side as Yamacha Inoichi continued to make ridiculously not funny faces at him from the couch, Kurenai was at the table in the kitchen going over the paperwork again as she scratched her nose. Both Kakashi and him were on the ground, surrounded by gifts and toys on a blue blanket, both looking identically nonplused by the now child rendered apartment.
"Cute kid isn't he?" Inoichi chuckled as he leaned back, giving Kakashi a thumps up before leaning forward to pat him on the shoulder. "Who knew you had it in you to make something so adorable. Congratulations!" He sighed dramatically as patted another pile of brightly wrapped presents sprawled across the couch next to him, looking around slightly envious.
"So words out that the great Prodigy Bachelor got's himself a tiny him and the entire fleet celebrates." He grinned, "The great Copy Cat got his own little copy!"
Kakashi just sighed as he slumped over more, barely getting any sleep last night from countless people knocking on his door to deliver their congrats through the night. The bags under his eyes grew darker as he waved a hand dismissively before picking up another present, unwrapping it mechanically as his son nibbled on some carrots.
Maa maa, another pair of baby socks.
Wonderful.
"Oh come on," Inoichi laughed lightheartedly, ruffling Heiki's hair before Kakashi swatted it away with grunt. "It's interesting to see what your face looks like without a mask on and you've got to admit it, even though it's sudden the little guys growing on you."
"Life a fungus." Kakashi deadpanned as he grabbed another present, and Heiki looked up with his identical lazy face.
"That's mean." He whined as his new father finished unwrapping the bright orange paper, crunching loudly on his carrots as he flinched. Damn. It was really hard not to just react to everything, his underdeveloped physicality and mind unable to handle masking his emotions like when he was an adult. He was literally an open book without a mute button now.
Kakashi tried to smile as he finished unwrapping Gai present. A book on potty training. Good, it could go with the other five to be used as emergency fire wood.
"No, it's informative." Kakashi patted him on the head and Heiki huffed, grabbing the book and turning it different directions. How did so many people even know that he was here already?
The Shinobi community couldn't keep a secret or mind their own buisness even if their lifes actually depended on it.
"Maa, it's meanly informative." He pouted, puffing out his cheeks and he scrunched up his face. "Now I'm sad."
"Don't lie."
"Not lying." Hieki's entire face scrunched up into that dreaded 'child about to throw the tantrum' attack mode and Kakashi twitched dangerously, sending him a warning look.
Kurenai snorted loudly as the pair of Hatake's stared eachother down, neither of them blinking in a rather comical display of defiance until Inoichi let out a loud belting laugh, pointing rudely at the miniture copy cat.
"Got your hands full now!" He continued to laugh loudly, "Just wait until he meets the rest of the pack of chibis! Everyones got one now!"
Pack?
"More?" Heiki immediately looked away as he perked up unitentionally, turning towards Kurenai as she nodded with an hum and he tilted his head to the side. Kakashi closed his one eye as he continued to open the endless pile of gifts, ignoring his old academy classmate as he handed Heiki more carrots.
"More babies." Kurenai gave the boy a small smile as she pointed at Inoichi as he scratched his scalp. "Everyone from the Nara-Yama-Choza team, to the Uchiha bastards to the uptight Hyuuga brat has one or two running around now." She finally finshed going through the paperwork squired across the table, putting them back neatly into their folders. "Might as well introduce your own spawn to theirs Kakashi."
Ah right, the brats. He was one of them now.
"They might infect him." Kakashi's eye narrowed dangerously as a bottle of hand sanitizer seemed to appear out of mid air, and he quickly squirted some in his son's hands, rubbing them together.
"Oh knock it off you mother hen."
Hieki sneezed loudly as Kakashi sent her a withered glare, throwing one of the larger boxes at her face.
