I wake up with a thump. "oof." Oh. I'm on the floor. Well that would explain the thump. I hear more thumping, and following a stop, my brother papyrus, proceeds to break down my door. Again. I decide to ask a question "Uh bro, you do realize there's something called a door?" I don't know why, but papyrus likes shouting for some reason. "I KNOW, BUT IT WOULDN'T MOVE OUT OF THE WAY WHEN I ASKED IT TO." My brother, papyrus, finds difficulty in strange places. For example, yesterday he got stumped trying to "solve" the horoscope . He continues "I HEARD A LOUD NOISE, SO I CAME OVER." It was that loud? Huh. The more you know. "Eh don't worry 'bout it bro. Just fell off my bed, that's all." Papyrus, being the guy that he is, still isn't sure

"ARE YOU SURE?" I reassure him with a mighty speech "yep". Papyrus decides to be normal everyday papyrus again "WELL OK THEN. ANYWHO, YOU SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT NAPPING AGAIN SANS!" heh. I decide to try and explain what it really is "Uh, I believe that's called sleeping?" But papyrus is pretty darn stubborn.

"EXCUSES EXUCSES. NOW THEN, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BREAKFAST?" even though I already know what he's made, I ask anyways. "What'd ya make?" he responds rather quick "MY FAMOUS SPAGHETTI OF COURSE." I start to sweat a little. Papyrus is, well, very narcissistic. He believes his spaghetti is amazing, even though ironically enough he's never had it. Then again, we fake the reactions to it so he doesn't feel bad. I decide to think of an excuse.

"Uh, you know what? I think I'll just go to grillbys today." Papyrus barley manages words out before I disappear. "WAIT SAN-... UGH. I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT. I SUPPOSE I SHALL JUST EAT SOME OATMEAL."

I appear with a pop on the snow outside our door. I decide I might as well walk to grillbys, since I do need some exercise anyways.

2 minutes later

Apparently I've misjudged my stamina. I suppose I'll just take a shortcut.

A few seconds later I appear at the door and walk in. Still as busy as ever I see. In my opinion, it's the best bar in the underground. Then again, it's the only bar in the underground. Everyone greets me as per usual, since I'm quite famous in here. I see good ol' big mouth. He speaks up. "Ain't it a bit early for grillbys?" heh, says the one eating it right now. But I ain't that mean so I decide to crack a pun.

"Well I do gotta put some meat on these bones" everyone is silent. "That was a bad pun, but I got a ton more. A skele-ton." Heh that was a terrible pun, but people still laugh at it anyway. At this point I can just cough and everyone will laugh. I sit down on the stool and place an order. "Hey grillbs, could I get the usual?" Grillbys does the closest he can to nodding, which is hard since he's made of fire. A bit later he brings me a bottle of ketchup. Ah ketchup. No finer condiment in the world. I chug it down and get off the stool. I turn to grillbys and say "uh, just put it on my tab".

At this point I pity him because I'm pretty sure my tab has exceeded the thousand point. I walk out and start to ponder. "These nightmares recently, they seem oddly, realistic. Kinda like that déjà vu feeling. I should probably getting this all sorted out so paps doesn't have to freak out anymore. I pull out my phone and begin texting the royal scientist, alphys. 'Hey alphys. I'm coming over.' alphys responds almost instantly 'sans? Why, when, you almost neve-' the text goes on and on, so I just decide to give her a surprise. I teleport to her lab, and see her fiddling with her phone and muttering. "I w-wonder why s-s-sans is c-coming over. He usually n-never comes except t-to feed the endogeny a-amalgamate." I decide to speak up. "Hey alph." Alphys screams and turns around. "s-sans? How'd you g-get here so q-quickly?" I shrug and say "I took a shortcut. Anywho, I got a question." Alphys looks interested and responds "y-yeah?". I decide to tell her. "Are having nightmares that seem like they have happened before, er, normal?" Alphys looks a bit confused and says "well that depends. How many are you having? And how close together in detail are they?". I smirk and alphys realizes her mistake "oh im having a ton. A skele-ton." Alphys sighs and says "dreams, much less nightmares, rarely happen in real life. I d-dont really know w-what to tell you. the closest there is, is when it seems like a prediction, but thats rarely the case for nightmares." Im a bit relieved, and I decide to leave " see ya alph ". And I teleport back.