AN: HI! Prudence wrote this, so naturally I must write the author's note... Because that makes sense. I can't type right now, so beware. But I have to interject somewhere! This is my interjection: WE ARE TWO TEENAGE GIRLS DO YOU REALLY THINK WE OWN THE MONKEES?! We wish... Hee-hee. More seasons... turn the show into a variety show like they wanted because that would be awesome... DAYDREAMING! RIGHT! FOCUSING! Ok, not really. Muahahaha. I have kidnapped the AN. So we don't own it, and the thing about the backwards horse riding is a lie, just like the cake which our friends love so much...Not that we actually play Portal... But our friends are fellow geeks. OKAY GO READ! This is only long because I left Cat alone with the computer while I went to get some MILK!
Davy is a Brit. Need we say more? He has the strange ability to attract the opposite gender at all times. Though most of them seem to be blonde. This has led us to have discussions about whether he is actually human or not. We are 95% sure that he is despite all the evidence to the contrary.
Davy was born. His grandfather popped into the room and looked at Davy's mother like she was insane. Mr. Davy Jones had to be released from the hospital early because all the nurses wanted to take him home. Thankfully, the doctor (not the time travelling one) was a brunette and therefore clear-headed. She smuggled Davy and his parents out of the hospital in the dead of night.
In school, Davy decided that he would take up theatre. This made the girls swoon ever more for the young lad. Davy's grandfather had to shoo them away like flies. When his director told him he had talent, he decided that he would have fun with it. He landed the role of the Artful Dodger in Oliver! but he still wanted to be a jockey.
Davy learned to be a jockey but he had a tendency to get on the horse backwards. After many years of this, his instructor said, "Davy, you'll never be a jockey." Davy happily agreed, knowing his grandfather would do a happy dance when he found out that there would be no more horse poo tracked into the house, and trotted off into the sunset sitting backwards on his horse Peggy.
Because Davy was out of a potential job, he sat around his house for few weeks moping and singing "Reviewing the Situation" from Oliver. Suddenly on a Friday, Davy had an epiphany. "Acting!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. He accidentally woke his grandfather up from a nap. Davy was soon on the net plane to Hollywood California. From far away, he could almost hear someone banging on wheels at a tire shop, as though calling him to California.
AN: The Prudence is eating dinner, and making snide comments in the background. It's yummy! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM. REVIEW! Pweeese? And we mean it. We're not those kind of authors who are like "REVIEW" and then you review and feel awkward because you're reviewing every chapter and each review is longer then the chapter. Just review. We like feedbag. For those of you NOT her, she means 'feedback'... I find myself questioning my life choices when watching my friends. Except not. Review!
