=Chapter 2: The Advnerture Begin=

MANY TIMES LATER

So now you wonder where sora landed when he was sent to space. He lande in the Amazon rianforest AKA Rainfo's wurld. There was he met the two people bratty and mr whiskey. You probably dont know who they are since your from the futuer but who knoews maybe the show is popular in the future;. Sora was loved his life in the forest but sad becasue he had no balls and so his muscle had shrunck. (this the explanation for him being real thin and girlly looking while the original game didn;t have this. Alternate deiminimsion peeople have are smart and think the shit through.) He met brandy who had no titties and only furfags form the real wourld wanted her. Thye became frends out of virginity but no sex because "not my type" thye said but really it was "bitch you MISSING sex organs." ANd dont start with the "oh god Bestiatly" shit in the comments I am readyy with the shurikun and its no joke.

"where did i come form where did I'm gonig how do i do WHO FUCKING AM I?!" sadi sora one day. He was being very wangsty like amine where they are brooding bitches all the time. "You sora from rhtym land and got kicked out for liking dubsetp" sadi whiskers. "where you going? To heaven if you stay sitting in quicksand."

Sora's wangst ruined by the whiskers and impending death that he realized just then. He jumped by pressing O. Didnt work. Try to lock on to stuff. Didnt work. He cryed for help. "WHISKER YOU UESLESS HELP ME YOU SHIT!" just then ad ship come and fuck teh bals. Ehickskers got a branch "grab it" he said. grabbde it and then as he was escapeing the sand fomr toegrth and a giant man with huge muscles and a red eyes appear made of the sand.

MY NAME QUCIKESAND AND I AM THE FASTEST SAND.

Both whiskers and sora were shit them selves. "Why did you try to kill me?!" raged Soar. "Its like you WANNA GET SMAKED IN THE BUTT"

CHILL sed quciksand. I WILL NOW GIVE YOU THE DUBSTEP KEYBLADE SO TAKE IT. ESEXUAL PECE OF SHIT..

Balck sora take it. I REMEMBER MY PAST NOW (lol he never fprgot it) I'm was fucked by the big white guy in rhytm sity. Get brandy, whiskers we're going to space.

But quickasnd retuned. "look out for DRAGUN ASS" he said. HES MY EVIL BRO AND IS SLOW BUT ETREMELY POWERFUL TO BE KILL. HE LOOK LIKE A FURGAFG WITH NO THE HEAD AND SMEELS BAD

Blakc sora ran stragiht to bradny. BRNAYD! THE SHIP WE"RE GOING TO SPACAE! "We have no ship stop yelling." WTF sed sroa WE NEED TO GET TO SPACE.

Then he had an idea. "WE need to fling ourselves" Barandy didnt want to but sora forced her. " the plot demand so lets goo."

Whisker ran his face in to teh wall; smear his face against untill his gums were SCRAPED OFF.

WHYHHYHHYYYYYYY?! sed sora. He grabed whiskrs an savde him from suicide for no reason. Sudiecide but whskers sadi "Thank you sora."

LATER

Sora summoned the Kerbal space progarm. "Kerbals he sed", I need you to make the ship so let's go. "Dont worry we're green and GREEN MEENS GO" They said rockyly. The ship as made and it was exteremely tall I'm talking faster than everything and it could fly so high in the roly poly sky. Sora was greatly impressed and got in the ship. WJ+HISKERS AND BRADNY he screem. GET UP HERE

The two got up on teh ship. "we're almost gonna blow!" sadi the kerbals double-entendrely.

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The ship immendiately fcuked in on itself like a american trying to walk. For no reason then the ship KABOOM and send kill all the kerabls whent to heaven. Sora brandy adn Whiskers on the other foot flew fucking far into space. off they went like super mario galaxy if yu dont know its the shitty one on the Wii-wii. Except they we'rent WAHAA they were shitting themself nonstop