Announcer: Pigs...In...Space! Starring the hair gel poster pig Captain Link Hogthrob, the overly luscious First Mate and Second in Command Miss Piggy, and the never photogenic Dr. Julius Strangepork. When we last left the Swinetrek, the crew were thrillingly sitting in swivel chairs heroically thinking about being heroic...
Capatin Link Hogthrob: Well crew, it looks like another fine day in space. None of the scary lights are flashing on the consoles, there are no alarms, and I am having another perfect hair day.
Dr Julius Strangepork: Actually Captain, there does seem to be two issues.
Dr Strangepork gestures to the side of the set, where Daffy and Porky are now standing.
Daffy Duck Dodger: What ith going on around here? One thecond I'm a duck thoup and the next we're in a completely different part of thpace?
First Mate Piggy: You two are still here? Oh great, a running gag.
Cadet Porky Pig: B-b-but we haven't moved at all.
Daffy Duck Dodger: Thith plath is too weird. Let'th got back to our thip, thpace Cadet.
Cadet Porky Pig: Aye aye, Sir.
First Mate Piggy: Bon voyage, Duck.
Warning light flash and alarms sound.
Daffy Duck Dodger: Oh! What now!
Captain Link Hoghtrob: We seem to be experiencing pretty lights again. I remember that means something...hmmmm...
Dr. Julius Strangepork: Yes sir, that is the proximity alert. It appears another ship is getting ready to dock with us.
Everyone struggles to maintain balance as the entire set shudders.
Dr. Julius Strangepork: Never mind, they have already docked.
The door on the other side of the set opens, letting in a bouncing green dog and a fast walking alien holding a very large gun.
Daffy Duck Dodger: Oh no! Not thith guy again.
Marvin the Martian: Hello primitive Earth creatures. This foul-billed fowl stole my favorite missile and I am here to retrieve it.
Capatin Link Hogthrob: I was wondering what kind of dog that was. A golden retriever you say?
First Mate Piggy: More like a tarnished golden retriever.
Dr. Julius Strangepork: That gun says ACME. What kind of gun is that do you think? I've never seen such a thing.
Capatin Link Hogthrob: Of course not, it's alien.
Daffy Duck Dodger: Look walking ink blob, I know what you are planning to do with that mithile and you can have it back over my dead duck'th body.
Marvin raised the gun towards Daffy.
Marvin the Martian: That is the plan.
Waldorf: That is cliché.
Statler: They're playing croquet?
Waldorf: No you old fool, cliché! As in not an original thought?
Statler: Well, sure. This show hasn't had an original thought yet.
Waldorf and Statler: Oh ho ho ho ho. Funny.
Daffy Duck Dodger: Now where did theth guys come from? What ith going on, theriouthly!
First Mate Piggy: Hey, someone control this mutt. Moi will not put up with space fleas!
Announcer: Is the grass always greener on the other side? Can you actually judge a book by it's cover? Tune in again next week...
Daffy Duck Dodger: No. No. NO. Not again!
Announcer: For another potentially thrilling episode of Pigs...In...A Blanket!
