Day 2: Tuesday: Zetsu Cleans the Bathroom
Some background…
Well, after Deidara figured out it was tuna not chicken, he relaxed and fixed lunch. However, as usual every Monday when Deidara fixed lunch, he got a little carried away with the cookie cutters and everyone got a differently shaped sandwich. Of course this was nothing compared to the time Sasori gave him blue Play-Doh…no one saw him for 4 hours. But all the little clay animals spoke for themselves…
So now it's Tuesday, on Tuesdays Zetsu always cleans the bathroom. It's usually never that messy except for the shower and the sink. However, sometimes Zetsu needs some motivation when he is cleaning…
"Okay, Zetsu, we're going to drop off this secret package to 'the leader'. Well, to 'the leader's' secret mailbox. We'll never actually see 'the leader' I bet he's a big fake. One of these days we are going to find out that 'the leader' is a…" Kisame cut Itachi off.
"Yeah, Itachi we get it…leader…mystery…secret package. Zetsu, have that bathroom cleaned when we get back." Kisame ordered. Zetsu went into the closet hallway after Itachi, Kisame, Deidara and Sasori left the apartment. He threw several cleansers and bottles of spray into the floor behind him. Zetsu always went through an entire roll of paper towels when he cleaned the bathroom. He didn't need to…he just did. Zetsu went into the bathroom and looked around.
"Damn…those dumbasses always leave crap all over the counter." Zetsu thought clearing the incredibly packed counter. "Do they not ever put anything away? Zetsu was already ranting. He opened up the bathroom cabinet…well…the wrong bathroom cabinet. He gasped. "So, that's where those two keep the condoms!" Zetsu had finally found the new place where Itachi and Deidara were keeping the condoms. Zetsu starts thinking of everything he's clearing off the counter: "Shampoo, conditioner, soap, toothpaste, washcloths, hairbrush…yeah that's Itachi's, cologne! What the fuck? Which one of us wears this? I'll look into that later…" Zetsu continued thinking to himself. Finally, he got a little distracted so he went to get the CD player.
Zetsu looked around as if someone were watching him and then he hit play. Immediately he felt like cleaning the bathroom. The counter was spotless, the sink gorgeous! The shower was gleaming, the toilet pristine! The last thing for Zetsu to do was run a mop over the tile and spray the mountain berry air sanitizer…he personally chose that fragrance. It was at this moment that Kisame, Itachi, Sasori, and Deidara walked back into the apartment.
"What the hell is going on in here…?" Kisame asked mortified. The others stood behind him and questioned the situation at hand. What they heard was Madonna's 'Material Girl' blasting from the CD player. Zetsu bounced out of the bathroom and screamed. He immediately shut off the CD player. His heart was racing…his secret was out.
"Hey…guys…want to see the bathroom?"
