Harry and Ron: -walk-
Parvati and Padma: -walk- -seem attached at the hip-
Ron: -doesn't notice pretty twins- -finds a knut- "SHINY!"
Harry: "Hmm..they're the only ones left without dates AND they come in a pair. Convenient."
Ron: "Hehehe shiny."
Harry: -puffs out chest- "Heeey Padmaparvati." -totally can't tell them apart-
Parvati and Padma: -don't notice or don't care about his inability to differentiate- -giggle- "Hiya Harry."
Obsessive Audience Members: "FINALLY they get something right!"
Writers: "We'll fuck it up further in a moment or two no worries. Now stop interrupting!"
Ron: "I like knuts yes I do!"
Writer #1: -giggle- "Ooooh bad pun..."
Writer #2: -kersmack-
Knut: "Hey um...dud...would you mind not fondling me? It's a bit awkward..."
Ron: "WHY ARE YOU TALKING?????"
Padma and Parvati: -turn to Harry- "Yes we'll go with you two."
Parvati: -whispers to Padma- "We'll draw straws for Ron."
Padma: "Alright."
Twins: -secretly draw straws in a corner-
Harry: "Girls are so weird..."
Straws: -are drawn-
Padma: "Dammit I got the short one. I guess Ron's mine."
Parvati: -laughs hysterically- "Alright Harry, I'm yours." -throws herself at Harry-
Harry: "Woot!"
Ron: -realizes what's going on- -looks at Padma expectantly-
Padma: "No. Fkking. Way."
Ron: -sulks- -looks down at knut- "You'll still talk to me, right?"
Knut: -is silent-
Ron: "DAMN YOU!" -throws knut-
Knut: "Huzzah!" -flies-
Padma and Parvati: "Did that knut just...?"
Ron: TT
Harry: "Don't ask." -drags a distraught Ron- "See ya girls!"
Ron: -waves feebly-
Padma and Parvati: "Are we going to regret this?"
Harry: -shrug- -drags Ron- "Not really my problem."
Girls: ...
Gryffindor- Boy's Dormitories:
Harry: -adjust bow tie- "This is so weird...I've never worn anything this nice...the Dursleys only gave me my elephant cousin's old clothes..." -admires self in mirror-
Ron: "Shut it Narcissus!" -looks at self in mirror- -gags- "I'm all...LACEY!"
Harry: -turn- -gasp- -hides it as a cough- "Erm...no...no it's um...nice..."
Ron: -whines- "I smell like my aauuuunt!"
Harry: "I'll have to take your word on that one."
Ron's Dress Robes: "No for serious he does."
Ron: ...
Harry: "WTF no convulsions?"
Ron: "I'm getting used to it."
Harry: "Ah." -admires self further- "Shall we then?"
Ron: "Quit acting like a fkking peacock, okay? You already get all the girls."
Harry: -thinks of Cho- "LIES!"
Ron: "Let's just go already...I want to get this over with."
Harry: "Alright let's go."
Ron and Harry: -leave room-
Harry: -runs back for one final look at himself-
Mirror: "Oh for God's sake...I'm getting tired of looking at you."
Harry: -pouts- "Fi-iiiine." -leaves for real-
The Great Hall All Ready For the Yule Ball ((ahaha rhyming!))
Everyone: -stands at the base of the stairs as if waiting for something remarkable-
Parvati: "Hello Harry!" -pouncerape-
Harry: "Egads!"
Ron: "Oh quit complaining." -glances at Padma-
Padma: -disgruntled- -ignore- -signs "Help me!" to everyone who passes-
Everyone Who Passes: -giggle giggle- -ignore-
Hermione: -descends-
Parvati: "She's so pretty!" -shock-
Harry: -thinks she's talking about Cho- "Yeppers. Hot stuff."
Hermione: -looks at Harry- "WTF?"
Harry: "Hm?" -totally plays it off-
Ron: -jaw drop-
Jaw: "Heeey! Watch it!"
Ron: -tries to think of a compliment for Hermione- -doesn't know where to start-
Hermione: -oh so uncharacteristically girly giggle-
Ron and Harry: "Where did that come from?"
Ron's Jaw: "Who knows? Now can someone pick me up?"
Ron: "Oh right." -scoop-
Padma: -gag-
McGonagall: "Alright, champions and their dates will now lead the dance. Come on, um...step lively...have f-fu-f-" -stumbles over the word "fun"-
Dumbledore: -high disco-y voice- "Everybody dance now!"
Writers: "Oooh pop culture reference!" -high five-
Harry: "Oooh great...embarassment time..." -nudges Parvati- "Shall w-"
Parvati: -drags Harry to the dance floor- -dancerape-
Obsessive Audience Member #61: "Is that even possible?"
Writers: "Yes." -nightstick-
Champions: -dance- -teen awkwardness-
Ron: "My date hates me and my ideal girl is dating...HOMIGODNOWAI!" -realizes who Hermione is dancing on-
Krum: "Hehehehe...I am dancing vith zee pritty smaht guhl!"
Hermione: "I'm dancing with the famous Quidditch player!"
Ron: "No one love meeee!" -emo kid things-
Padma: -sneaks off with older guy- "Thank GOD."
Dance: -occurs-
Random Music: -is played-
Dirty Dancing: -commences-
Hermione: -flops next to Ron- "Hot isn't it?"
Ron: "Is that an innuendo?"
Hermione: -ignores-
Harry: -tries to break awkward silence- "Who wants a drink?"
Hermione: "No thanks. Viktor just gave me a drink."
Ron: "Is that what they're calling it now?"
Hermione: -shocked- "Ron you are such a jealous pervert!" -storms away indignantly-
Obsessive Audience Member #12: "But...that didn't...what?"
Writers: "Oh do shut up!!!! This is our version. Comedic license to totally ruin something with jokes."
Obsessive Audience Member #12: "Whatevs."
Writer #1: "Damn straight."
Harry: "Well this has been sufficiently awkward. I'm out."
Parvati: Awww...why?" -cling-
Harry: "Because quite frankly you scare me and I never wanted to go with you anyway." -stares soppily at Cho who dances with Cedric all lovey-dovey-
Parvati: "You're a monster! How dare you!"
Harry: -ignore- -detaches himself from her- -returns to dorm-
Hermione: -sits on stairs crying-
Harry: -feels awkward- -passes-
Ron: -feels awkward- -follows-
Hermione: -screams- "GO TO BED!"
Harry and Ron: -run-
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