Random Hogwarts Hallway:

Harry and Ron: -walk-

Parvati and Padma: -walk- -seem attached at the hip-

Ron: -doesn't notice pretty twins- -finds a knut- "SHINY!"

Harry: "Hmm..they're the only ones left without dates AND they come in a pair. Convenient."

Ron: "Hehehe shiny."

Harry: -puffs out chest- "Heeey Padmaparvati." -totally can't tell them apart-

Parvati and Padma: -don't notice or don't care about his inability to differentiate- -giggle- "Hiya Harry."

Obsessive Audience Members: "FINALLY they get something right!"

Writers: "We'll fuck it up further in a moment or two no worries. Now stop interrupting!"

Ron: "I like knuts yes I do!"

Writer #1: -giggle- "Ooooh bad pun..."

Writer #2: -kersmack-

Knut: "Hey um...dud...would you mind not fondling me? It's a bit awkward..."

Ron: "WHY ARE YOU TALKING?????"

Padma and Parvati: -turn to Harry- "Yes we'll go with you two."

Parvati: -whispers to Padma- "We'll draw straws for Ron."

Padma: "Alright."

Twins: -secretly draw straws in a corner-

Harry: "Girls are so weird..."

Straws: -are drawn-

Padma: "Dammit I got the short one. I guess Ron's mine."

Parvati: -laughs hysterically- "Alright Harry, I'm yours." -throws herself at Harry-

Harry: "Woot!"

Ron: -realizes what's going on- -looks at Padma expectantly-

Padma: "No. Fkking. Way."

Ron: -sulks- -looks down at knut- "You'll still talk to me, right?"

Knut: -is silent-

Ron: "DAMN YOU!" -throws knut-

Knut: "Huzzah!" -flies-

Padma and Parvati: "Did that knut just...?"

Ron: TT

Harry: "Don't ask." -drags a distraught Ron- "See ya girls!"

Ron: -waves feebly-

Padma and Parvati: "Are we going to regret this?"

Harry: -shrug- -drags Ron- "Not really my problem."

Girls: ...

Gryffindor- Boy's Dormitories:

Harry: -adjust bow tie- "This is so weird...I've never worn anything this nice...the Dursleys only gave me my elephant cousin's old clothes..." -admires self in mirror-

Ron: "Shut it Narcissus!" -looks at self in mirror- -gags- "I'm all...LACEY!"

Harry: -turn- -gasp- -hides it as a cough- "Erm...no...no it's um...nice..."

Ron: -whines- "I smell like my aauuuunt!"

Harry: "I'll have to take your word on that one."

Ron's Dress Robes: "No for serious he does."

Ron: ...

Harry: "WTF no convulsions?"

Ron: "I'm getting used to it."

Harry: "Ah." -admires self further- "Shall we then?"

Ron: "Quit acting like a fkking peacock, okay? You already get all the girls."

Harry: -thinks of Cho- "LIES!"

Ron: "Let's just go already...I want to get this over with."

Harry: "Alright let's go."

Ron and Harry: -leave room-

Harry: -runs back for one final look at himself-

Mirror: "Oh for God's sake...I'm getting tired of looking at you."

Harry: -pouts- "Fi-iiiine." -leaves for real-

The Great Hall All Ready For the Yule Ball ((ahaha rhyming!))

Everyone: -stands at the base of the stairs as if waiting for something remarkable-

Parvati: "Hello Harry!" -pouncerape-

Harry: "Egads!"

Ron: "Oh quit complaining." -glances at Padma-

Padma: -disgruntled- -ignore- -signs "Help me!" to everyone who passes-

Everyone Who Passes: -giggle giggle- -ignore-

Hermione: -descends-

Parvati: "She's so pretty!" -shock-

Harry: -thinks she's talking about Cho- "Yeppers. Hot stuff."

Hermione: -looks at Harry- "WTF?"

Harry: "Hm?" -totally plays it off-

Ron: -jaw drop-

Jaw: "Heeey! Watch it!"

Ron: -tries to think of a compliment for Hermione- -doesn't know where to start-

Hermione: -oh so uncharacteristically girly giggle-

Ron and Harry: "Where did that come from?"

Ron's Jaw: "Who knows? Now can someone pick me up?"

Ron: "Oh right." -scoop-

Padma: -gag-

McGonagall: "Alright, champions and their dates will now lead the dance. Come on, um...step lively...have f-fu-f-" -stumbles over the word "fun"-

Dumbledore: -high disco-y voice- "Everybody dance now!"

Writers: "Oooh pop culture reference!" -high five-

Harry: "Oooh great...embarassment time..." -nudges Parvati- "Shall w-"

Parvati: -drags Harry to the dance floor- -dancerape-

Obsessive Audience Member #61: "Is that even possible?"

Writers: "Yes." -nightstick-

Champions: -dance- -teen awkwardness-

Ron: "My date hates me and my ideal girl is dating...HOMIGODNOWAI!" -realizes who Hermione is dancing on-

Krum: "Hehehehe...I am dancing vith zee pritty smaht guhl!"

Hermione: "I'm dancing with the famous Quidditch player!"

Ron: "No one love meeee!" -emo kid things-

Padma: -sneaks off with older guy- "Thank GOD."

Dance: -occurs-

Random Music: -is played-

Dirty Dancing: -commences-

Hermione: -flops next to Ron- "Hot isn't it?"

Ron: "Is that an innuendo?"

Hermione: -ignores-

Harry: -tries to break awkward silence- "Who wants a drink?"

Hermione: "No thanks. Viktor just gave me a drink."

Ron: "Is that what they're calling it now?"

Hermione: -shocked- "Ron you are such a jealous pervert!" -storms away indignantly-

Obsessive Audience Member #12: "But...that didn't...what?"

Writers: "Oh do shut up!!!! This is our version. Comedic license to totally ruin something with jokes."

Obsessive Audience Member #12: "Whatevs."

Writer #1: "Damn straight."

Harry: "Well this has been sufficiently awkward. I'm out."

Parvati: Awww...why?" -cling-

Harry: "Because quite frankly you scare me and I never wanted to go with you anyway." -stares soppily at Cho who dances with Cedric all lovey-dovey-

Parvati: "You're a monster! How dare you!"

Harry: -ignore- -detaches himself from her- -returns to dorm-

Hermione: -sits on stairs crying-

Harry: -feels awkward- -passes-

Ron: -feels awkward- -follows-

Hermione: -screams- "GO TO BED!"

Harry and Ron: -run-

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