Hello out there! It's Michiyo! This is the first bit of the RP. The next bit IS NOT HERE!! It will be on Ayumi Ishii's page NOT MINE!! Also back ground info. On Toshi can be found at her page.

Disclaimer: guess what. I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR THE AKATSUKI!

Claimer: I do own half of this RP, Shizuka, and even though I don't show up in this bit I show up later I own myself.

You are not allowed to steal the(coughnon-existentuncough) plot of this RP, Shizuka, or Toshi.

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When Shizuka got to the Akatsuki Base Friday night and went to her secret pocky stash, it was EMPTY! She has asked everyone except for Toshi and and the sock-baka(inside joke) if they have it. And unless someone is lying Toshi or the sock-baka have it. If you don't tell her the truth about the pocky BAD things will happen. REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD things. I think the last person to steal her pocky is still in the hospital. And that happened two years ago. Ssssssssssssooooooooooooooo, WHERE ES TEH POCKY!?

Deidara: SHIZUKA! SHUT UP ALREADY, UN!

Sasori: If this bugs you so much then just go buy more pocky.

Shizuka: NOOOOO!! I know it's still here and it's not open! I can smell the box! And I can also smell that that it isn't open yet!

Deidara & Sasori: oO(do you see that face right there? It will sometimes be refered to as the 'wooooo' eyes)

Shizuka: WHAT!? Don't look at me like that or I'll poke your eyes out!

Shizuka: OMG! IT'S TEH FLUFFY POODLE PIDGIN PEOPLES DANCING TO CARAMEL DANSEN ON TEH ROOF!!

Kisame: What!? WERE!? I THOUGHT I TOLD THEM TO GO AWAY!

Deidara, Sasori,& Shizuka: oO



Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!

Shizuka: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WHO LET HIM OUT OF HIS CAGE!? QUICK GET ALL THE POINTY THINGS AWAY FROM HIM! starts spazing out more than she already was

Itachi: pokes Shizuka in the forehead(now when did Itachi get here?)

Shizuka: falls over twitching

Pein: walks into living room and sees Shizuka on the ground twitching and Deidara and Sasori with the 'woooooo' eyes, Itachi looking very ticked off, and he also see Kisame outside the window yelling at something on the roof.

Pein: Well I was going to say that I found a safe with 'Shizuka's Stash' written on it in the kitchen. It has a large amount of pocky in it. I would just like to say that I thought that we had agreed on keeping Shizuka away from sugar, not to let her hoard it. We should all know by now that sugar affects her mood to much. Oh, and I am not cleaning this mess up.

Shizuka: stands up, still twitching The teapot flew to Bulgeria. falls over again

Pein: Somebody take her to her room and make sure that she doesn't have any more sugar.

Dei-kun: See Sasori, I told you that you shouldn't have given her that milk shake, un.

Dei-kun: throws Shizuka over his shoulder almost collapses because she is so heavy(you'll find out why she is so heavy later) Toshi I think the pocky is still in the safe if you want it. Shizuka doesn't need it any more, un.

Shizuka: NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE LOL CATS!! ANY THING BUT THAT!!faints



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There you have it. PLEASE DON'T LOOK FOR THE NEXT BIT OF THE RP HERE! It is with Ayumi Ishii.