The Boy that Lived (and turned his boot sideways, and shoved it straight up the Undertaker's candy ass)

Shane, and Stephanie McMahon were very odd people. Shane was a power hungry idiot who tried to run his father out of business with his sister Stephanie. Now what kind of people marry their siblings! Well, considering that Stephanie was disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag, ho, who is really surprised? They had a son, named Rikishi, and they thought there was no better boy elsewhere. However, they lived in fear of people finding out what type of people their cousins were! Mr. Maivia had a son, and the McMahon's didn't want Rikishi messing with a boy like that.

Shane went out to find work again that day since he failed to run his father out of business, and lost his job. Shane went to the local bakery shop that had a sign that said Help Wanted. Shane went in, and heard people talking about a Maivia! Shane panicked, and bought a bun, without even asking about work! Shane continued to walk down the street, and noticed a lot of people wearing weird robes, and whispering to each other. Shane overheard some of their conversation, and it involved the Maivia's again! Shane rushed home to talk to Stephanie!

"Shane, what is the matter," Stephanie said in her usual voice, "you like stressed out!"

"I just heard something about the Maivia's," Shane said shocked, and Stephanie fainted. At that precise moment, Rikishi started crying, and Shane who looked like he was going to have a heart attack had to run off, and see what the matter was. Shane finally settled Rikishi down, and found Stephanie had woken up. They went to bed, and Stephanie fell asleep right way, but Shane stayed awake thinking about the Maivia's! His last thought before falling asleep, was that even if the Maivia's were involved why would they bother them. Boy, was that jaborni wrong!

Mick Foley walked onto the McMahon's street, and took out Socko. He rolled Socko into a ball, and all the lights went out on the street. Mick saw a pair of eyes in the darkness, and had to laugh. "Is that you, Linda," Mick asked towards the eyes, and he noticed they disappeared!

"Yes, Mick it is me," Linda said as she walked towards Mick, "what brings you here?"

"You did here of Undertaker's defeat, didn't you," Mick said looking at Linda.

"Yes, but why here," Linda asked after flinching at Undertaker's name, but then a serious look came upon her face," is it true that Rocky (as in the Rock's dad) is dead!"

Mick sighed, and let out a quiet, "Yes." Linda looked shocked, and wondered about his son, Rocky Junior!

"What about Little Rocky," Lind asked concerned, "is he alright?"

"Of course," Mick said with a weak smile, "Kane should be bringing him!"

"Can you trust Kane with a task this big," Linda asked concerned.

"I wouldn't trust Kane with my life," Mick said looking serious, "what the hell have I done!" Linda rolled her eyes when a huge motorbike sound was heard in the air. Linda, and Mick looked at each other with horror, but then saw it was the Big Show!

"Were did you get that bike," Linda asked Kane as he hopped off with the Rock. Mick just sighed with relief.

"Mr. Stone Cold gave it to me," Kane asked with tears in his eyes, "he was really sad about Rocky, that he forgot about saying what every time!" Mick looked even more stunned at Austin not saying 'What' all the time, than at the motorbike sound!

"Not saying 'What'," Mick asked shocked, "I didn't Austin could be that depressed!" Mick was absolutely astounded, but took Rocky from Kane. Kane waved good-bye, and went to take Stone Cold his bike back. Linda disappeared turned into a cat, and she walked away. Mick put Rocky on the McMahon's step, and put a letter in his hand! Mick waved a final good-bye, and disappeared.

"Crap," Mick said as he got back to Hogwarts, "I forgot to turn the lights back on!" Mick appeared back on the street, and unrolled Socko. All the lights came back on as Mick left, and wizards all around the world raised their glasses to Rocky: The Boy who Lived (and turned his boot sideways, and shoved it straight up the Undertaker's ass!)