"I'm Gabriella."

Just then the teacher assigned partner work. So anyone who is anyone knows that when partner work is assigned, your allowed to talk.

"So what's your last name?"

"Montez."

"Ok. What's your locker number?"

"200. Yours?"

"199. So I guess we'll be seeing alot of each other." then the bell rang.

"I guess so. Well I got to go. I see you later."

"Yeah. What do you have now?"

"Geography. you?"

"Gym. Oh crap. I'm late. I'll see ya around. bye."

"Ok, bye."

With Miley

Miley and Lilly are walking into a classroom.

"I think he wants something like money or concert tickets. If it was me, I take your jewelery. And your wardrobe. And your shoes, oh yeah your shoes."

"Turn around and I'll give you one of my shoes now."

"Sorry. Just trying to get the mind of a criminal. If you can understand them, you can catch them."

"Ok then what sherlock? As long as they know my secret, I'll have to do whatever they want. What kind of monster would want to torcher me like this?"

Then the teacher came in.

"Morning, let's welcome a special young man to our class. He skip a couple of grades, so he's abit younger."

"And alot smarter."

"This is Rico."

Then he walks over by Miley.

"Hi ya toots. Get my messages?"

"Don't worry Mrs. Estoboso. We'll take good care of him. Okay."

They are out in the hall.

"Alright short stack. How did cha find out?"

"Simple. You were careless and I had a camera phone. Muwahaha."

"Give that phone or you'll never make it to 4 feet."

"Feel free to pck me down, kitten. But it's safe in my locker."

Then Oliver comes in with his muscles.

"Step aside squirt and let the lock-a-doctor operate." He does is locker thing. "Oh yeah."

"Wow, that's a really big jersey for such a little..."

"I didn't say that was my locker."

Then a junior comes.

"Hey Freshmeat. What are you doing craming inside my locker?"

"I'm not craming inside your locker ... my mom's a cop." And runs off.

Miley and Lily starts talking to Rico about what he wants.

"Ok Rico, you know my secret. What's gonna take to shut you up?"

"You as my girlfriend."

"Say what?"

"Don't flatter yourself, dollface. This is strickly buisness. I need some hall craze and you can help me get it."

"Oh all he's looking for is a little arm candy."

"That and someone who can reach the top shelf of my locker."

"You can so totally do that."

"You can totally shut up."

"Of course, if you rather I send the pictures to everyone at school"

"Miley, you have to do what he says. Either like that or your secrets out."

"So far, high school stinks."

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They are in the cafeteria.

"Yeah I remember how I met my woman. I just came out of the ocean when my skin was shining like ... what was it shining like lovemonkey?"

"Like a new penny in the piggy bank of my heart."

"What can I say. She's crazy in love. Cheese me. ... Enough."

"I'm sorry. I just got so lost in your eyes, your beady little eyes."

"Secret."

"Right. Please forgive me."

"Now go get daddy a moist towelette. And make it hot, like my latin blood."

"Of course my little manador."

Miley is talking to herself.

"You know bud, you can always be home schooled."

"No Uncle Jack, I want to go to school like a normal kid. What was I thinking?"

Lily comes running down the stairs.

"There you are. I got great news."

"Unless it involves a time machine and Rico's parents never meeting, I don't want to know."

"Find then I wont tell you that Oliver found Rico's locker."

"Great that means we have to find Rico's and I'm gonna stop talking now and follow you."

"That will be necessary."

With Troy

Troy's dad is singing while Troy walks in.

My kids are all gone, so i'm writing this song.

You'll think it's so sad, but you are so wrong.

Cause I can pick my nose and nobody's there.

I can dance around in my underwear.

"I am never coming home for lunch again."

"Good because this is my Jack time."

"Look I didn't plan on coming home, I just coming take it anymore."

"Ok. Some hick from Mooville Minnisota decided that I'm his new best buddy and now he wont leave me alone. If I have to hear that stupid accent one more time, I'm gonna beat myself on consious with a frozen trout don't cha know."

"I seem to remember another new kid who talked funny a few years ago. They called him hick to. Let's see, what was his name? Proy? Sroy?

Flashback

Troy walks in through the doors.

"Howdy everybody, I'm Troy."

"I didn't know there was a rodeo in town."

"There's a rodeo in town. Yee doggies."

"He was talking about your get up."

"You like it? Well check this out. Back home in Tennessee, that's what we call blang."

"You mean bling."

"That's what I said blang."

"what a loser."

"ride them cowboy."

End of Flashback.

"Sloy? Ploy? Croy? Cloy?"

"Enough dad, I already had the flashback."

"What I'm saying son is that if you think about what happened to you, you might want to cut this boy some slack."

"But why is this my problem? I mean nobody ever gave me a break, so if i had to tuffen out then so can he and that's ezactly what I'm going to tell him."

"I but I was just thinking."

"Good day."

"Son I,"

"I said Good day, daddy."

His dad starts to sing again.

Now Troy is gone, and I am so happy.

I think I'll just go up stairs, and take me a nappy.

"Good night Malibu."