Chapter Two Of The Weirdest Story Ever Told
Disclaimer: I Don't Own anything From Gundam Wing Or The Legend Of Zelda, If The Real Owners Want To Give Us Them For Free We'll Gladly Take Them!
(Heero Jumps Up And Puts A Gun To Andi's Head)
Heero: Do The Again And I'll- (Heero Falls Down)
(Wright Is Behind Heero Holding A Baseball Bat)
Wright: Trusty Baseball Bat!
Andi: (Sweat drop) Where Did You Get That From?
Wright: ...I Don't Know...
Duo: (Picks Up Andi's Bass Guitar) Hey, Cool Guitar!
Andi: Aghhh! Put That Down!!!!
Duo: (Drops Bass Guitar)
Andi: AGHHHHHHH!!!
Wright: (Rolls Eyes) Now You've Done It...
Andi: (Grabs Duo By The Collar And Throws Him Through The Roof) Now, Where Were We?
Wright: Questions...
Andi: Oh Yeah, Who Are You Guys?
Heero: (Getting Up) I'm Heero (Falls Down And Wright Is Behind Holding Baseball Bat)
Wright: (Holding Baseball Bat) Stay Down Damn It!
Andi: (Sweat Drop)
Wufei: I'm Wufei...
Trowa: ...Trowa...
Quatre: I'm Quatre!
Duo: (From Far In The Distance) I'm Duooooooooo (Falls back Through roof And Falls Through The Floor)
Link: I'm Link
Andi: I'm Andi
Wright: I'm Wright
Hairy Monster: And I'm A Hairy Monster And I'm Going To Eat You All!
Everyone: Aghhh! (Everyone Runs)
Hairy Monster: (With Tears In Eyes) I Only Wanted A Friend...
(Hairy Monster Chases Everyone)
Hairy Monster: Be My Friend!
Wright: No, You'll Eat Us!
Hairy Monster: No I Won't! (Mutters) Not While You're Awake Anyway...
Andi: I Heard That!
Hairy Monster: Damn It!
Wufei: Wright, Why Are You Running? You Have A Baseball Bat Damn It!
Wright: Oh Yeah That... I Sold It...
Heero: What?! You Sold It Within The Last Twenty Seconds?!
Wright: Uh... Yeah... Why Don't You Use Your Gun Heero!
Heero: I Have A Confession To Make... It's A Toy Gun... (Sobs)
Everyone: (Sweat Drop)
(Back In Andi's Room Duo Is Getting Up From The Floor)
Duo: Ugh... My Head... What Happened? (Walks Over To Door) Oh Look; It's Everyone Getting Chased By A Big Hairy Monster! (Closes Door) 0_o A Big Hair Monster! Aghhh!!! (Jumps Through The Window)
(Back To The Others...)
Andi: Ah! An Empty Room, Lets Hide Here!
(Everyone Runs In The Room, Andi Slams The Door Shut)
Andi: Hmm... Now What...
(Duo Climbs Through The Window)
Wright: Whoa... What Happened To You?
Duo: Jumping Through An Open Window Happened...
Everyone: (Sweat Drop)
Andi: I Have A Plan... Hehehe...
(Later)
Andi: Ok, Let The Monster In!
Duo: (Opens Door And Monster Walks In)
Hairy Monster: (Looks At Andi Who Is Dressed Up As A Terrifying Monster And Ignores Him)
Andi: Uh Oh...
Hairy Monster: (Looks At Duo) Aghhh!!! Get It Away!!! (Jumps Through The Window)
Everyone: (Sweat Drop)
Andi: Haha... Duos Face Scared The Monster!
Duo: Damn It! That Isn't Funny!
Andi: Yes It Is
Duo: No It Isn't
Wright: It Is
Duo: It Isn't
Heero: It Is
Duo: It Isn't
Trowa: ...
Duo: (Gasps) My Mother Was A Saint!
Wright: What the Hell... He Didn't Say Anything...
Wufei: Yeah... Duo Claims He Know What Trowa Says...
Trowa: ...
Duo: You Take That Back!
Trowa: ...
Duo: That's It! I'll Kill You!
Wright: (Sweat Drop)
(Later)
Andi: Ok, It's About 1AM Guys. Time To Sleep.
Duo: What!? I Needed To Be Asleep At 9 PM!
Wright: 9 PM? Why So Early?
Duo: I Need My Beauty Sleep!
(Andi Walks Put To Get Some Sleeping Bags And Camper Beds For Duo, Wufei, Heero, Link, Quatre And Trowa)
Link: (Sigh) Beauty Sleep? It Doesn't Seem To Be Working.
Duo: You Take That Back!
Wufei: I Think He Has A Point.
Duo: Wha!? Is That What Everyone Says?
Quatre: Yes
Heero: (Nods)
Trowa: ...
Duo: Agh! You're All Against Me! (Takes Out Baseball Bat)
Heero: I Thought You Sold That!
Duo: (Shrugs) I Lied! (Hits Link And Heero On The Head)
Trowa + Quatre: (Put A Bag Round Duos Head)
Duo: Hey!
Wufei: (Hits Duo With A Mallet)
Duo: (Falls To The Ground)
Andi: (Walks Back In The All The Stuff And Looks At Heero And Link On The Ground And Duo On The Ground With A Bah Round His Head) I Can't Leave You Guys Alone For 10 Seconds! I Swear!
(Next Day, 5am)
(Duo Is Standing Over Heero Holding A Guitar, He Starts To Play A Very Loud Guitar Solo)
Heero: (Waking Up) But I Don't Want To Wear The Pink Underpants Mummy!
Duo: (Trying Hard As Hell Not To Laugh) Pink... Underpants... GAHAHAHAHA
Heero: It Isn't Funny!
Duo: You're Right, It's Fucking Hilarious!
Heero: (Takes Out Gun And Holds It To Duos Head) You Tell Anyone About This And You Die. Got Is Braid Boy?
Duo: Yes Pinko-Panto
Heero: (Start To Pull Trigger)
Duo: Ok, Ok, I Won't Tell Anyone! Don't Get Your Knickers In A Twist!
Heero: Not You're Just Asking For It...
Duo: Fine, I'll Stop!
Disclaimer: I Don't Own anything From Gundam Wing Or The Legend Of Zelda, If The Real Owners Want To Give Us Them For Free We'll Gladly Take Them!
(Heero Jumps Up And Puts A Gun To Andi's Head)
Heero: Do The Again And I'll- (Heero Falls Down)
(Wright Is Behind Heero Holding A Baseball Bat)
Wright: Trusty Baseball Bat!
Andi: (Sweat drop) Where Did You Get That From?
Wright: ...I Don't Know...
Duo: (Picks Up Andi's Bass Guitar) Hey, Cool Guitar!
Andi: Aghhh! Put That Down!!!!
Duo: (Drops Bass Guitar)
Andi: AGHHHHHHH!!!
Wright: (Rolls Eyes) Now You've Done It...
Andi: (Grabs Duo By The Collar And Throws Him Through The Roof) Now, Where Were We?
Wright: Questions...
Andi: Oh Yeah, Who Are You Guys?
Heero: (Getting Up) I'm Heero (Falls Down And Wright Is Behind Holding Baseball Bat)
Wright: (Holding Baseball Bat) Stay Down Damn It!
Andi: (Sweat Drop)
Wufei: I'm Wufei...
Trowa: ...Trowa...
Quatre: I'm Quatre!
Duo: (From Far In The Distance) I'm Duooooooooo (Falls back Through roof And Falls Through The Floor)
Link: I'm Link
Andi: I'm Andi
Wright: I'm Wright
Hairy Monster: And I'm A Hairy Monster And I'm Going To Eat You All!
Everyone: Aghhh! (Everyone Runs)
Hairy Monster: (With Tears In Eyes) I Only Wanted A Friend...
(Hairy Monster Chases Everyone)
Hairy Monster: Be My Friend!
Wright: No, You'll Eat Us!
Hairy Monster: No I Won't! (Mutters) Not While You're Awake Anyway...
Andi: I Heard That!
Hairy Monster: Damn It!
Wufei: Wright, Why Are You Running? You Have A Baseball Bat Damn It!
Wright: Oh Yeah That... I Sold It...
Heero: What?! You Sold It Within The Last Twenty Seconds?!
Wright: Uh... Yeah... Why Don't You Use Your Gun Heero!
Heero: I Have A Confession To Make... It's A Toy Gun... (Sobs)
Everyone: (Sweat Drop)
(Back In Andi's Room Duo Is Getting Up From The Floor)
Duo: Ugh... My Head... What Happened? (Walks Over To Door) Oh Look; It's Everyone Getting Chased By A Big Hairy Monster! (Closes Door) 0_o A Big Hair Monster! Aghhh!!! (Jumps Through The Window)
(Back To The Others...)
Andi: Ah! An Empty Room, Lets Hide Here!
(Everyone Runs In The Room, Andi Slams The Door Shut)
Andi: Hmm... Now What...
(Duo Climbs Through The Window)
Wright: Whoa... What Happened To You?
Duo: Jumping Through An Open Window Happened...
Everyone: (Sweat Drop)
Andi: I Have A Plan... Hehehe...
(Later)
Andi: Ok, Let The Monster In!
Duo: (Opens Door And Monster Walks In)
Hairy Monster: (Looks At Andi Who Is Dressed Up As A Terrifying Monster And Ignores Him)
Andi: Uh Oh...
Hairy Monster: (Looks At Duo) Aghhh!!! Get It Away!!! (Jumps Through The Window)
Everyone: (Sweat Drop)
Andi: Haha... Duos Face Scared The Monster!
Duo: Damn It! That Isn't Funny!
Andi: Yes It Is
Duo: No It Isn't
Wright: It Is
Duo: It Isn't
Heero: It Is
Duo: It Isn't
Trowa: ...
Duo: (Gasps) My Mother Was A Saint!
Wright: What the Hell... He Didn't Say Anything...
Wufei: Yeah... Duo Claims He Know What Trowa Says...
Trowa: ...
Duo: You Take That Back!
Trowa: ...
Duo: That's It! I'll Kill You!
Wright: (Sweat Drop)
(Later)
Andi: Ok, It's About 1AM Guys. Time To Sleep.
Duo: What!? I Needed To Be Asleep At 9 PM!
Wright: 9 PM? Why So Early?
Duo: I Need My Beauty Sleep!
(Andi Walks Put To Get Some Sleeping Bags And Camper Beds For Duo, Wufei, Heero, Link, Quatre And Trowa)
Link: (Sigh) Beauty Sleep? It Doesn't Seem To Be Working.
Duo: You Take That Back!
Wufei: I Think He Has A Point.
Duo: Wha!? Is That What Everyone Says?
Quatre: Yes
Heero: (Nods)
Trowa: ...
Duo: Agh! You're All Against Me! (Takes Out Baseball Bat)
Heero: I Thought You Sold That!
Duo: (Shrugs) I Lied! (Hits Link And Heero On The Head)
Trowa + Quatre: (Put A Bag Round Duos Head)
Duo: Hey!
Wufei: (Hits Duo With A Mallet)
Duo: (Falls To The Ground)
Andi: (Walks Back In The All The Stuff And Looks At Heero And Link On The Ground And Duo On The Ground With A Bah Round His Head) I Can't Leave You Guys Alone For 10 Seconds! I Swear!
(Next Day, 5am)
(Duo Is Standing Over Heero Holding A Guitar, He Starts To Play A Very Loud Guitar Solo)
Heero: (Waking Up) But I Don't Want To Wear The Pink Underpants Mummy!
Duo: (Trying Hard As Hell Not To Laugh) Pink... Underpants... GAHAHAHAHA
Heero: It Isn't Funny!
Duo: You're Right, It's Fucking Hilarious!
Heero: (Takes Out Gun And Holds It To Duos Head) You Tell Anyone About This And You Die. Got Is Braid Boy?
Duo: Yes Pinko-Panto
Heero: (Start To Pull Trigger)
Duo: Ok, Ok, I Won't Tell Anyone! Don't Get Your Knickers In A Twist!
Heero: Not You're Just Asking For It...
Duo: Fine, I'll Stop!
