Chapter Two Of The Weirdest Story Ever Told

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(Heero Jumps Up And Puts A Gun To Andi's Head)

Heero: Do The Again And I'll- (Heero Falls Down)

(Wright Is Behind Heero Holding A Baseball Bat)

Wright: Trusty Baseball Bat!

Andi: (Sweat drop) Where Did You Get That From?

Wright: ...I Don't Know...

Duo: (Picks Up Andi's Bass Guitar) Hey, Cool Guitar!

Andi: Aghhh! Put That Down!!!!

Duo: (Drops Bass Guitar)

Andi: AGHHHHHHH!!!

Wright: (Rolls Eyes) Now You've Done It...

Andi: (Grabs Duo By The Collar And Throws Him Through The Roof) Now, Where Were We?

Wright: Questions...

Andi: Oh Yeah, Who Are You Guys?

Heero: (Getting Up) I'm Heero (Falls Down And Wright Is Behind Holding Baseball Bat)

Wright: (Holding Baseball Bat) Stay Down Damn It!

Andi: (Sweat Drop)

Wufei: I'm Wufei...

Trowa: ...Trowa...

Quatre: I'm Quatre!

Duo: (From Far In The Distance) I'm Duooooooooo (Falls back Through roof And Falls Through The Floor)

Link: I'm Link

Andi: I'm Andi

Wright: I'm Wright

Hairy Monster: And I'm A Hairy Monster And I'm Going To Eat You All!

Everyone: Aghhh! (Everyone Runs)

Hairy Monster: (With Tears In Eyes) I Only Wanted A Friend...

(Hairy Monster Chases Everyone)

Hairy Monster: Be My Friend!

Wright: No, You'll Eat Us!

Hairy Monster: No I Won't! (Mutters) Not While You're Awake Anyway...

Andi: I Heard That!

Hairy Monster: Damn It!

Wufei: Wright, Why Are You Running? You Have A Baseball Bat Damn It!

Wright: Oh Yeah That... I Sold It...

Heero: What?! You Sold It Within The Last Twenty Seconds?!

Wright: Uh... Yeah... Why Don't You Use Your Gun Heero!

Heero: I Have A Confession To Make... It's A Toy Gun... (Sobs)

Everyone: (Sweat Drop)

(Back In Andi's Room Duo Is Getting Up From The Floor)

Duo: Ugh... My Head... What Happened? (Walks Over To Door) Oh Look; It's Everyone Getting Chased By A Big Hairy Monster! (Closes Door) 0_o A Big Hair Monster! Aghhh!!! (Jumps Through The Window)

(Back To The Others...)

Andi: Ah! An Empty Room, Lets Hide Here!

(Everyone Runs In The Room, Andi Slams The Door Shut)

Andi: Hmm... Now What...

(Duo Climbs Through The Window)

Wright: Whoa... What Happened To You?

Duo: Jumping Through An Open Window Happened...

Everyone: (Sweat Drop)

Andi: I Have A Plan... Hehehe...

(Later)

Andi: Ok, Let The Monster In!

Duo: (Opens Door And Monster Walks In)

Hairy Monster: (Looks At Andi Who Is Dressed Up As A Terrifying Monster And Ignores Him)

Andi: Uh Oh...

Hairy Monster: (Looks At Duo) Aghhh!!! Get It Away!!! (Jumps Through The Window)

Everyone: (Sweat Drop)

Andi: Haha... Duos Face Scared The Monster!

Duo: Damn It! That Isn't Funny!

Andi: Yes It Is

Duo: No It Isn't

Wright: It Is

Duo: It Isn't

Heero: It Is

Duo: It Isn't

Trowa: ...

Duo: (Gasps) My Mother Was A Saint!

Wright: What the Hell... He Didn't Say Anything...

Wufei: Yeah... Duo Claims He Know What Trowa Says...

Trowa: ...

Duo: You Take That Back!

Trowa: ...

Duo: That's It! I'll Kill You!

Wright: (Sweat Drop)

(Later)

Andi: Ok, It's About 1AM Guys. Time To Sleep.

Duo: What!? I Needed To Be Asleep At 9 PM!

Wright: 9 PM? Why So Early?

Duo: I Need My Beauty Sleep!

(Andi Walks Put To Get Some Sleeping Bags And Camper Beds For Duo, Wufei, Heero, Link, Quatre And Trowa)

Link: (Sigh) Beauty Sleep? It Doesn't Seem To Be Working.

Duo: You Take That Back!

Wufei: I Think He Has A Point.

Duo: Wha!? Is That What Everyone Says?

Quatre: Yes

Heero: (Nods)

Trowa: ...

Duo: Agh! You're All Against Me! (Takes Out Baseball Bat)

Heero: I Thought You Sold That!

Duo: (Shrugs) I Lied! (Hits Link And Heero On The Head)

Trowa + Quatre: (Put A Bag Round Duos Head)

Duo: Hey!

Wufei: (Hits Duo With A Mallet)

Duo: (Falls To The Ground)

Andi: (Walks Back In The All The Stuff And Looks At Heero And Link On The Ground And Duo On The Ground With A Bah Round His Head) I Can't Leave You Guys Alone For 10 Seconds! I Swear!

(Next Day, 5am)

(Duo Is Standing Over Heero Holding A Guitar, He Starts To Play A Very Loud Guitar Solo)

Heero: (Waking Up) But I Don't Want To Wear The Pink Underpants Mummy!

Duo: (Trying Hard As Hell Not To Laugh) Pink... Underpants... GAHAHAHAHA

Heero: It Isn't Funny!

Duo: You're Right, It's Fucking Hilarious!

Heero: (Takes Out Gun And Holds It To Duos Head) You Tell Anyone About This And You Die. Got Is Braid Boy?

Duo: Yes Pinko-Panto

Heero: (Start To Pull Trigger)

Duo: Ok, Ok, I Won't Tell Anyone! Don't Get Your Knickers In A Twist!

Heero: Not You're Just Asking For It...

Duo: Fine, I'll Stop!