I own nothing, but the plot. The lyrics belong to aqua, and all characters are J.k Rowling. However, if I did own them.. Let's just say the books wouldn't be like they are.
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Severus Snape, normally not a social man, was going to visit his long time friend, Lucius malfoy.
As they were old time friends, Severus didn't use the front door anymore, he just merely floo'ed to Malfoy manor.
As he arrived in the living room of malfoy manor, he saw Narcissa malfoy looking grim, and annoyed sitting on the couch with her arms crossed. They must have fighted again – Severus thought, and shrugged It off as being normal.
"Where can I find Lucius?" Asked Severus, as he brushed off the dirt he'd gotten from the trip.
"Up stairs, in his office" replied Narcissa, sounding bitter.
He looked at her, not understanding her choice of tone – she normally didn't sound bitter when they had been into a fight.
But again, he shrugged it off, and ventured up the stairs, where he stumbled upon a flushed looking Draco, who stormed down the stairs – probably didn't even noticed Severus, for all he knew.
Severus continued walking up the stairs, and turned to the right when he met the corner. Lucius' office wasn't the room farthest away, but it did lay a bit down the hall.
So after he'd gone past about 5 rooms – that, as he had heard, were absolutely useless, and weren't used for anything at all, he reached room nr. 6 – Lucius' office.
He knocked on the door – as he always did when he was about to enter somebody else's office. There was no answer, but he did hear a faint whisper of something – or somebody, in there.
He knocked once again, still no answer, but still the same whisper, he couldn't place. It was like a talking, but not quite after all. Again he knocked, louder this time, but no answer.
He frowned. Narcissa had said he was in there.
He decided to go in – after all, he had knocked about 3 times.
As he entered, he saw the most horrific, weird thing he had ever seen. But face palmed.
Lucius was dancing around on the floor, with closed eyes, looking as if he was in heaven, while he was looking to be singing, all though he didn't. He was only in his under pants, and held something in his hand. This thing he had in his hand, had a string, or something, that formed up to something sitting on his head, and clearly because of this thing, he couldn't hear that Severus had arrived.
Severus face palmed once again, as he realized that thing probably was one of those muggle things Lucius has spoken about.
Angrily, Severus went over and ripped the thing from his head, and glared at him. But Lucius didn't react badly at all, instead he began to sing.
"Back to the eighties
Say "hey there mister T"
To twisted sisters on MTV
Those were the days
I'll come back" as he sang, the last part he made, what should have been a glorious little spin, but instead, it looked terrible. His singing wasn't great either, and according to Severus, who in the world would want to go back to the eighties?
Severus glared at Lucius again.
"What is that?"
Lucius stopped singing and looked at Severus as if he was stupid.
"Aqua of course stupid!"
