Here is the long awaited prologue! Enjoy!
"Ready for our new surprise attack?" Tuffnut asked his sister behind a tree.
"Oh yeah, so ready," Ruffnut answered and smacked her hands together. "This is gonna be so good."
"Totally. Probably our best idea yet!" Tuffnut nodded. "On the count of three. One..."
"Two," Ruffnut said.
"Three!" They jumped out from the tree with Barf and Belch and came face to face with a young man. "Ah!" They shouted.
"Ah! Dragon!" The boy shouted and froze. "Don't move..."
"Why not? Is there a bug on me?" Tuffnut asked.
"T-There's a dragon r-right behind y-you," He said reaching for a dagger.
"Uh yeah, Barf and Belch. Duh," Ruffnut said in a matter-of-factly manner.
"B-Barf and Belch?"
"Yeah, our dragons. The Thorston twins partners in crime!" Tuffnut said.
"Thorston twins?" The boy asked.
"Yeah, you know, Ruffnut and Tuffnut Thorston?" Ruffnut asked. "Legendary prankers? Annoyers of the town of Berk?"
"R-Ruffnut and T-Tuffnut?" When Tuffnut nodded and the boy backed up a little.
"You know, I do believe we've seen him before brother," Ruffnut said.
Tuffnut tilted his head. "Yes, that shaggy hair and weak stature is definitely familiar."
"Wow, thanks," The brown-haired stranger said.
"And the sarcasm, my, where have we seen you before?" Ruffnut asked. "Defenders of the Wing Island?"
"No, maybe the Northern Markets?" Tuffnut asked.
"My name is H-Hiccup... Hiccup Haddock," The boy claiming to be Hiccup said slowly.
"Psh, great joke, you almost had me there," Tuffnut laughed and then stopped. "Wait, I knew you looked familiar. I mean, look at that scrawny body. And the nonexistent muscles on his arms. Ha!"
"He must be a spy! Maybe some of the dragon hunters dressed up as Hiccup!" Ruffnut said.
"I wonder if they dressed up as us as well," Tuffnut thought aloud. While they were discussing, younger Hiccup started running away, his face pale.
Suddenly Barf and Belch were in front of him, making him trip. He looked up to see Tuffnut and Ruffnut looking down at him. "Sorry weaker, younger, more annoying Hiccup, we can't let you escape. Hiccup would never let us forget about it," Ruffnut said. Younger Hiccup looked from the dragon to the twins and promptly fainted. Tuffnut glared at his sister.
"Great! Now how are we supposed to question him?! I told you it was your breath!" He said.
"It is NOT my breath! My breath is the perfect mix of rotten fish and spoiled yak milk!" Ruffnut yelled.
"How dare you eat my spoiled yak milk!"
"How was I supposed to know it was YOUR yak milk?! It didn't have your name on it!"
"Yes it did!"
"This is not important right now! We have to figure out why this impostor would show up on our beach."
"Right! What should we do with him?"
"We can't bring him to Berk, that would be dangerous, and possibly catastrophic," Ruffnut said.
"But we can't leave him here either, Hiccup would yell at us."
"Hmm..."
"Am I the only one who wants to see something dangerous and possibly catastrophic happen to Berk?" Tuffnut asked and Ruffnut mischievously smiled.
"Let's do it..." The twins grabbed the boy and threw him onto their dragons before flying away to find Hiccup.
Sorry for the short chapter... It's more like a prologue... Anyway, yeah... The next update should be out within the next week!
