Hope we all like this as much as the first! Massive credit still goes to H. E. Grey!

26. If you are going to graffiti sexually explicit images of Raphael and Leonardo onto the walls of Donatello's lab, Michelangelo, it would help if your drawing skills extended further than stick figures.

27. Even if it is left on someone's balcony, you are not allowed to bring home other people's underwear. And Raphael, don't even try claiming that its yours: you do not wear a 36 double-D cup brazier.....at least, we certainly hope not.

28. There is not a 'designated practice dummy', and if there was, it wouldn't be Leonardo. Raphael, stop sicking Michelangelo on him.

29. You are not allowed to go on strike.

30. While I recognise the fact that on the rare occasion, you can all collectively act like a group of idiots, this does not qualify you to write "An Idiot's Guide to Ninja-ing" and publish it for the consumer masses. Do you know how many civilians have blown themselves up in the past week because of you?

31. You do not own anyone's soul. Splinter does not own anyone's soul. Souls are not collectable items. Nor do they taste good with ketchup.

32. ...You are not a death god either, Michelangelo.

33. Live chickens are a don't. Under any circumstances.

34. Condoms are not a good choice for water balloons.

35. No one is allowed to Brazillian wax anyone, even with legal consent.

36. Donatello, your shell should not be neon orange and pink, however many bets you have lost.

37. Karai is not secretly the Shredder in disguise and you are not authorised to "check" with a strip-search. We can't take you to hospital, remember?

38. No matter what Baxter Stockman might think, none of you are entitled to maternity leave.

39. You are not to hire your services out as 'l33t ninja stripperz!' You're giving your brothers a bad reputation.

40. Although Leonardo's disposition may indeed be improved if he gets laid, you are not to try and accomplish this by locking him in storage rooms/closets with Karai even if 'Karai is hot lyk whoa!' Even if it worked.

41. No one is allowed to joyride in alien vehicles without the owner's consent, unless said aliens are extremely hostile and intending to take over the Earth.

42. Itching powder on the toilet seat is only funny once. The same goes for plastic wrap, avocado dip, chocolate sauce, cheese, and toothpaste.

43. Canola oil is not 'shark repellant' and you will not convince your more gullible siblings that it is before they go SCUBA diving.

44. Casey Jones is not an appropriate role model.

45. "Raphael did it first" is not an adequate excuse for anything.

46. You are re-banned from all and any explosive devices, Raphael. We don't care what Casey said.

47. Donatello, while your '1001 Ways to Kill a Ninja With Just a Toothpick, a Piece of String and a Peanut' is undoubtedly imaginative, deeply informative and well-researched, we do not appreciate you distributing it to junior high students. We are also rather dubious about ways 745-87.

48. You are not allowed to ascend to godhood without first seeking prior permission from Splinter. No matter what the 'funky glowing lights' tell you.

49. You do not have prior permission.

50. This is not Sparta.