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"You sure about this?" I whispered to Sasuke as we both stood up off of the couch.

"Of course I am," Sasuke wagged his finger at me.

I took a deep breath preparing myself.

"Remember, only a peck, okay?" I scowled at Sasuke.

"Yah, yah, just hurry up and let me kiss you, will ya!" Sasuke whisper-shouted.

"Fine," I mumbled as we reached the center of the room.

Sasuke put his hands on the back of my neck and I placed mine around his waist. He leaned in quickly and pressed his lips against mine. I could hear the cheers of the growing crowd around us. My eyes widened in shock and horror as his tongue penetrated through the gap in my lips and explored the cavern of my mouth. I was too petrified to respond and stood there I was in control of my body again, I pushed Sasuke away with as much force as I could while still managing to keep up with the act. "You went too far," I hissed in a hushed tone. I turned to face the crowd and sure enough there was Ino and Naruto both with shocked and fuming expressions. I quickly backed away from Sasuke and started to exit the room when Ino stepped in front of me.

"What was with that!?" She screamed in my face.

"I believe I should be asking you about that," I retorted coldly.

"I have no idea what youre talking about!" She hissed.

"Naruto + pastries ring a bell?"

Her face contorted as she tried to respond but fell at her lack of words.

"Thought so," I mumbled as I stuck my hands in my pockets nonchalantly and walked out of the party.

"Heeeey, Hot-stuff," Sasuke drunkenly stumbled out the door after me. "Where ya goin? The parties just getting lively. And did you see the look on Narutos face? That was totally worth it."

"I'm going home," I sighed as I continued to walk in the direction of my household.

"Don't forget our date tomorrow," Sasuke reminded while grabbing my ass as I walked off.

"What the Fuck!" I yelled at Sasuke who was chuckling madly and walking back inside.


"Mrgh" I mumbled as I buried my face in my pillow to block out the sudden burst of sunlight filling my room.

"Wake up Mister. You got a phone call while you were sleeping your ass off. My mothers whinny voice shattered what was left of my peaceful tranquility.

"Yah, well I'd like to continue with my sleeping," I groaned as I pulled the sheets over my head.

"You listen up young man, it's one in the afternoon and you are going to get out of bed!" She roughly lifted the sheets off causing me to roll onto the ground painfully. "Besides, that young man 'Sasuke' I do believe, said you were meeting at two."

"Oh yah," I mumbled against the cold wooden flooring.

"He sounded awful over the phone though. I hope he's okay. I don't want you to catch a cold now."

"I'll be fine," I sighed irritably as I began to stand on my feet. "Now get out of my room so I can change, will yah?"

"That is no way to speak to your mother, young man! Have you forgotten your manners?" She continued to rant once outside the doorway.


"Sup," I greeted as I approached Sasuke at our meeting place.

"Hn."

"Your lack of words is almost as annoying as my lack of motivation," I rolled my eyes.

"Shut up, I still have a hangover," He mumbled.

"I told you not to drink."

"Whatever. So who's our first target of the day?" He questioned.

"Let's get Ino over with, I really dont want to deal with her right now," I'm not one to be overly emotional but Ino's cheating seemed to find a way to affect me.

I stopped Sasuke just outside of the flower shop where Ino worked.

"Remember to act excited when I give you the flower," I reminded him before strolling casually into the store.

I looked around a bit, appearing to be relatively interested in my surroundings before approaching the front counter.

"I'd like to buy a rose for my BOYfriend," I accentuated the "boy."

Ino's icy glare captured my eyes before she reached behind the counter and grabbed a single rose.

"Will this do?" She asked coldly.

"It will," I responded as I handed her the money.

"Have a nice day," She mumbled halfheartedly.

"A rose for my love, though its only a fraction of your beauty." I placed the rose in Sasuke's hand as I exited the store. We were still close enough that we were in Ino's hearing range.

"My love!" Sasuke squealed. "It's so beautiful!" He flung his arms around me. His face was inches from mine when I whispered:

"Not again; not after last night."

"Aw," He made an adorable pouty face but I merely rolled my eyes.

I looked out of the corner of my eye to see a fuming Ino strangling a flower in rage.

"One blonde down," I muttered happily as I pushed Sasuke off of me as we walked across the street. "Come on, lets go get some ramen," I suggested. "I had to skip lunch cus of my bitchy mother,"

"Yah, they can be tough," His voice sounded distant and his eyes glazed. "Naruto loves Ramen I bet we'll see him there."

And sure enough, there was Naruto sitting at the counter beside a large stack of bowls. Sasuke grabbed my hand quickly and dragged me over to the seat beside Naruto.

"And what can I serve you boys today?" The waitress asked cheerily as she approached the counter.

"I'll have some pork ramen," Sasuke ordered. "How about you sweetie?" Sweetie? He was laying it on too thick today. Naruto will be bound to get suspicious. Then again, he is pretty dense.

"I'll have the same, Honeybunches," I accentuated the pet name.

Naruto looked up at us from his ramen with a look of displeasure and then quickly continued eating.

The spicy aroma of hot food filled the air as Sasuke and I's ramen were placed in front of us. I went to dig in when I dropped my chopsticks clumsily. Sasuke chuckled lightly.

"Would you like some help with that?" He smirked, picking up his chopsticks and feeding me.

Naruto glared at us from the corner of his eye and growled, "Would you mind? I'm trying to eat,"

"So are we," Sasuke glared back.

With a huff Naruto returned to his ramen and quickly left the shop after finishing his bowl.

"Yes," Sasuke and I shouted in unison as we high-fived. I then fell backwards on my stool and landed on the ground with a loud thud.

"You sure aren't coordinated today," Sasuke smirked before helping me up.

"It's cus I woke up before 4 P.M." I yawned.