RedEyed and Lk17: We're baaaaaaack!
Everyone: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Lk17: God why be so mean?
RedEyed: Just for that I will burn you with my mighty author powers!
Everyone and Lk17: What?
RedEyed: MWAHAHAHAH!!!! (shoots out lightning but misses and hits Link)
Link: Hey OW!! Why make me your victim for everything?
Zelda: Well let's think shall we? They said they were going to do that in the first chapter
Lk17: You should have seen that coming man I feel bad for everyone who had to deal with this guy
Midna: You're telling me! God do you know how annoying it is for someone to call you every five seconds to tell them what to do, EVEN THOUGH THEIR TASK IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM
RedEyed: Heh heh man the producers must have wanted to annoy someone if they made them get stuck with Link for the WHOLE game
Zelda: I'm getting bored can we see what Link does wrong this time?
Midna: You mean we get to see embarrassing things Link does
Lk17: Yup that's basically it
Midna: Count me in!
Link: Oh my god! Come on people I can't be THAT stupid!
Everyone even viewers: (stares at Link)
Link: Whoa tough crowd
RedEyed: I'd like to dedicate this chapter to my mom, my dad, the postman, the cashier and the corner store, my teacher, my pet d-
Midna: get on with it!
RedEyed: If you would please go back to your seat I wou-
Zelda: Get on with it!
RedEyed: People please be patient!
Everyone: GET ON WITH IT!
RedEyed: Ok ok sheesh
Lk17: Here is the next embarrassing moment that happened to Link!
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Link finally achieved the Master Sword and was being trained by that skeleton guy. Once they were finished the skeleton dude said. "Link you must pay attention to your enemies once I am done teaching you, you will be a man!" Link scoffed and turned away. "Hah! I'm already a man!" As he turned around to leave he screamed in a high girlish scream. "AHHH!!!A SPIDER!!" He ran away crying for his mom while the skeleton person shook his head in annoyance. "Yeah, some guy you'll turn out to be"
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Zelda: Geez Link you make one perfect girl
Midna: With his high shrill girly voice all he needs is a make over!
Link: Stay away from me you savages!
Lk17: Ok that's enough
RedEyed: Yeah stop picking him!
Link: Oh thank god! NOW you care
Lk17: We're the only ones allowed to do that
RedEyed: He is our personal helper monkey
Link: Gee thanks, now I feel loved
Midna: Who would love you?
Zelda: Except that Ilia girl who is following you around a lot
Midna: I have an embarrassing question.
RedEyed and Lk17: Do tell
Midna: Do you like Ilia back?
Link: (stares at all the faces staring back at him)
????: Yeah Link do you like me back?
Zelda: Ilia!? How did you get in here?
Midna: Yeah the door was locked
Ilia: Just because the door was locked doesn't mean all your windows were
Link: (blushes until he is tomato red) Um……….H-hi I-I-Ilia we were just talking about you right guys?
Everyone: Don't drag us into this
Lk17: So what were you going to say Link?
Midna: Yeah do tell
Link: (still stuttering)
Talo: Just say it already!
Zelda: Talo get out of here this is no place for kids!
Talo: I am no kid I am a mature adult! Just young and short
Talo's dad: Talo where are you!?
Talo: Daddy!
Lk17: Oh yeah is sure would make one nice adult
Link: Um… I uh I uh
Ilia: Well
Midna: We're waiting
Link: I I I I I I I I I I
Ilia: He stuttering again!
RedEyed: Well that's all the time we have for now if you want to see what happens between Link and Ilia (which I'm sure is no Romance) wait until next time!
Lk17: I'm hungry anybody want a hamburger?
Everyone: TO MCCDONADLS!
Zelda: And please be sure to give us any ideas you have to embarrass Link
Midna: PLEASE!
RedEyed and Lk17: See you next time on "Flashbacks!"
