iAm In Love With A Guy

Chapter 2: Dinner And A Closet

Author's Notes: I don't own iCarly. I realize the last chapter was a little too much dialogue, but I couldn't honestly think of that many details. I hope this chapter's better. By the way, what do you guys think of a Carly/Sam sub-pairing? Tell me what you think in the comments.

Carly and Sam walked down to the kitchen and sat down.

"What took you guys so long?" Freddie asked.

"Oh, nothing," Sam said. "So what's for dinner?"

"Spaghetti tacos!" Spencer put them on the table.

"Thanks," Carly and Freddie said.

"Yeah, thanks handsome," Sam nodded in a crush-suggesting way.

"Sam," Carly whispered. "What are you doing?"

"Trying to flirt with Spencer," Sam whispered back. "In order to make Fredface jealous and admit to his feelings for Spencer."

"Sam! You can't do that! You don't even like Spencer!"

"Yeah, but Fredward does and this seems like one of the only ways to guilt him into it."

"But what if-"

"Shh!" Sam put her hand on Carly's mouth. "Momma knows these things."

"I'll be back in a minute," Freddie said.

He grabbed onto Sam's wrist and took her to his house.

"Sam, are you in love with Spencer?" Freddie whispered.

Sam put her lips in an 'O' shape. "Well, Freddork, why do you want to know? Do YOU have a crush on Spencer?"

"What?" Freddie asked in an obvious 'I'm making this up' tone.

"You heard me."

"I-I'm not in-in love with Sp-Spencer."

"You're lying."

"What?" he said in the same tone. "N-no. I-I'm not l-lying. Please."

"Okay, fine, go ahead and say that. But I'm watching you."

Freddie walked back to Carly's house with Sam, creeped out.

Several minutes later…

"So is dinner over now?" Sam asked.

"Well," Spencer said. "The plates are put away and everybody's up."

"Okay then," Sam pulled Freddie's wrist with her right hand.

"Sam, what are you doing?" Freddie asked, scared.

"You'll see," Sam pulled Spencer's wrist with her left hand.

"Sam," Spencer started. "What is going o- hey, hey, where are you taking u- Saaamm-"

Sam forced both of them into a closet and locked the door. The lock was surprisingly outside the door.

"Big deal," Freddie said. "Just a second ago I saw the-" Sam put her hand under the door and took away the key. "Key."

"Wow," she laughed. "Dinner and a closet."

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