1Disclaimer- I do not own sailor moon! But if I did I would be a very happy person! Anyway just to get some things out of the way 1. James is a character I created to make Rini's life seem more interesting and he's Rini's best friend, 2.I put James in the story because I can, and 3. I say Serena instead of Serenity because it sounds better when Darien says it and because I can. Oh yeah one ' means their thinking it and I may go back and forth between script form and story form sorry can't help it.

"What's Wrong With Me!"

One Hour Later

James-"Tayra Banks in a push up bra and a thong. MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!"

Rini- "Tom Welling in briefs. I HAVE SEEN GOD!"

James-"Oh god I want to marry her!"

Rini- "Must make him mine!"

Rini/James- "Why can't I have him/her!"

Hearing this Darien woke up form his nap. He was a little mad but his wife was still sleeping so he get out his ear plugs and with in seconds fell back to sleep.

James- "I'm hungry."

Rini- "Me to. I'll get us something to eat. Be right back."

As Rini got up James almost fainted. Rini had a big red stain on the back of her dress. He knew what it was but he was not so sure Rini did.

James-"Rini...um...there's...there's...there's something on your dress."

Rini- "Huh where?"

James- "Go to the bathroom and look."

Rini- "All right."

And sure enough James was right, Rini did not know what it was because she started screaming that she was dying and something was wrong with her.

James-"Rini calm down there's nothing wrong with you. You just have your period. It's a normal thing girls threw, didn't your mom ever tell you?"

Rini- (who is now crying) "NO! No, she never told me anything! Why is this happening to me and why is my stomach cramping?"

James- 'Damn! She is one sheltered child. Why didn't anyone ever tell her?' "Rini you have to come out of the bathroom."

Rini-"NO!"

James-"Do you want me to help you or not?"

Rini-"It's a girl thing right?"

James- "Yes."

Rini- :Blush: "Then I don't want you to help me."

James-"Rini when have you ever been embarrassed to tell me something? I mean we used to take bathes together. Why be embarrassed now!"

Rini- "Ok fine. Take me to me room. Please?"

James-"Fine."

Rini came out of the bathroom blushing like mad. James took her had and ran to HIS room as fast as he could. I mean she had to take a shower first right?

Rini-"Why are we in your room?"

James-"You have to clean up before I call your dad right?"

Rini- "Why call my dad, you seem to know a lot right. Heh heh heh." (She laughed nervously)

James-"Its something your mom should really be helping you with but since she's sick you dad will have to do. Now take off your clothes."

Rini-"What! No way!"

James-"Rini, just do it. I'll wash your dress for you, ok."

Rini- :Blush: "I don't know..."

James-"Look its not like you have anything to hide. You don't really have, oh excuse me you don't have anything at all. Your as flat as a wall and you've got no curves what so ever."

Rini-"Why you lousy good for nothing JERK!" :Pow:

James got kicked so hard in the nuts he fell to the floor hyperventilating.

James-"You Bitch!"

Rini-"Serves you right! Asshole!"

James ( who all of a sudden pops back up) says "I'm used to it, but damn it always hurts."

"Here." Rini said as she threw him her dress. "Wash it."

James stared at her body. He was surprised she did have something.

"Wow! You do have something. B cupped breasts and cute tempting curves. How come I didn't see it before?" James wondered aloud.

"Because you don't like me and never looked at me in that way. Right?" responded Rini.

"Yeah, you're absolutely right. That is the reason. Huh never knew. Sorry about what I said. I was wrong. You have a very cute figure." said James.

"I think that's why my parents are starting to dislike you a little. They realize I'm developing and you might notice it." said Rini.

"True. Now go take your shower." demanded James.

"All right, all right." said Rini.

"Hey James?"

"Yes."

"Thanks. Thanks for all your help. I really appreciate it."

"No problem. You're my best friend; I would do anything for you."

"Anything?"

Chapter ended

Mistress Mewa- Aaawww, that's so sweet. Tears in the eyes people! Tears!

Rini-That was soooooooo embarrassing.

James- Why because I had to help you?

Rini- No because u say me half naked.

James-So, there's not much to look at.

:POW: (another kick in the balls)

James-I gotta' stop doing that. :faint:

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