Alvin's Truth Or Dare Show!

Episode 2 – Challenges.

"Hello!" Alvin speaks in the direction of the camera. "We are here for EmilyAnaya19's dares from the previous episode... Ki! Brittany! Show yourself!" They appear in on the screen. Ki is wearing Brittany's outfit from Chipwrecked, while she is wearing a black hoodie and a pink t-shirt. Alvin instantly explodes.

"You two look ridiculous!"

"Yeah. We know..."

"At least I have some pink on myself."

"Yeah Britt. Otherwise you would look really emo." She goes up to him and yells into his face.

"ALVIN!"

"Thanks... you reminded me of something... SIMON!"

"Yes, how can I help you sir?" Simon sighs.

"One lemonade. Not too cold."

"Whatever you want sir." He goes off, muttering 'revenge' or something...

"He is so gonna hurt you tomorrow."

"Ki, I don't care... I can't wait to see what happens in class. With your constant cross-dressing..."

"Hey, I did it twice... well, thrice counting now in my whole life!" The bell rings. Red clad chipmunk gives an evil laugh as they leave for their first lesson.

First period...

The teacher welcomes the class... and then notices Ki. "KI MILLER! What are you wearing?"

"I'm sexy, ain't I?" Class laughs.

"That's not funny! Why are you wearing Ms. Brittany's clothes?"

"We both like kinky stuff..." Brittany laughs.

"Ki! You are too young for 'that'!" Teacher looks terrified.

"You know chipmunks can do 'that' since they are 1 year old?" The class and teacher go 'WHAATTT!?'

"WHAT!?"

Second period...

"Who will tell me what's the result of this equation? Maybe Ki? ... KI!?"

"What?"

"What are you wearing!?"

"This is a skirt, this is a tie, this is..."

"It's not funny!"

"Everyone says that... but it's funny!"

"DETENTION!"

"You seriously need to get laid..."

"WHAT!?"

Third period...

"KI! DETENTION!"

"Screw you."

Fourth period...

"Could you tell me what is currently filling this class?"

"Only virgins."

"Ki, de-!"

"I KNOW! DETENTION!"

Fifth period...

"What is the most common element in the universe?"

"Viagra."

"Ki, DETENTION!"

Sixth period...

"Can you tell me why are you cross-dressing for school Ki?"

"I always wanted to be lesbian." Teacher faints. Class cheers!

Seventh ( last ) period...

"You will not provoke me, Mr. Miller."

"Of course I will."

"Listen kid! This is MY school and MY rules!" Ki doesn't give a shit about that and begins dancing... to Single Ladies. ( By The Chipettes of course. )

"I'm gonna get an Oscar for this!"

"Don't be so sure Alvin..."

"KI! STOP THIS NOW!"

"Too late grandpa..."

"French fries: 3$. New car: 25,000$. Seeing Ki dancing J-Setting in front of the teacher: Priceless."

"Alvin... too much ads..."

"I know Simon... I know."

After the school...

"Oh my god! I never laughed so hard in my life!" Everyone's reactions were similar to Alvin's. Even Simon and Jeanette could barely walk.

"I know. I have to do this more often..." Brittany isn't too happy about that.

"I hope you are joking. I'm not gonna borrow you my clothes!"

"I can always make some for myself. Don't forget that." Suddenly, Corey runs up to them.

"Ki... what the hell are you wearing!? ARE THOSE BRITTANY'S CLOTHES!?"

"Corey, I can explain!"

"You have to!"

"Alvin created his own show which is basically a truth or dare show, and I've been dared to do this!"

"And you making out with Brittany was also a dare?" She says in an angry tone.

"Yes!"

"No." Ki looks at her.

"Brittany, stop lying!"

"Okay fine... that was a dare."

"See? I told you!"

"When is the next show then?"

"Tonight..."

"Fine. I'm going with you."

"Bu-"

"NO BUTS! I HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU!" She goes off somewhere with her sisters Charlotte, Elizabeth and Elaine.

"Now I'm screwed..."

This night... next episode of Alvin's show...

"Welcome everyone!" Alvin bows. "Welcome in the second episode of my highly popular show! Without further ado, let's begin!" He opens the first, white envelope.

I dare Ki to do the salt and ice challenge.

"Okay Ki... here's salt! Simon, bring the ice!"

"Yes sir!"

"I really like that power over him..." Simon brings ice ( and frowns at Alvin... ) and the challenge begins.

"Okay... three... two... one... GO!" Ki clenches his fist and begins screaming.

"AAAAAAAAAA!"

"Don't be a sissy!"

"Try doing it yourself then!" Ki lasts about 30 seconds.

"Are you okay?"

"Not really...my paw is solid ice!"

"You deserved it for making out with Brittany!"

"Corey, stop it already! It was a dare!" She crosses her paws and turns away from him.

"Alvin, what's the next one?" Brittany asks. He begins reading.

Alvin and Brittany have to switch clothes for an entire episode. ( So Brittany needs to wear something extremely girly. )

"Wait... WHAT!?"

"Again!?"

"IN YOUR FACE ALVIN! LET'S SEE HOW YOU LOOK IN BRITT'S CLOTHES NOW! HA HA HA!" Ki falls to the floor laughing like a madman.

"We will be... right back." Alvin and Brittany leave to change, while Ki reads the next dare.

I dare Theodore to do the cinnamon challenge!

"What's that?" Simon begins explaining...

"You have to eat a spoonful of cinnamon. But it's dangerous."

"I like cinnamon! How can it be dangerous?" Jeanette answers this one.

"It dries your lungs and basically makes it hard to breathe... and a lot of other unpleasant things..."

"Theo, don't do this!"

"HE HAS TO!" Alvin and Brittany go onstage... and audience explodes with laughter! Everyone almost goes deaf! Alvin is wearing a sparkling pink dress and has a make up on his face!

"ALVIN!? Or is it Brittany?"

"Very funny Ki..."

"IT IS! FOR US!"

"Stop it! I'll read the next dare to shut you all up!"

Okay I LOVED the last episode, so I have a dare for Corey.
I dare Alvin to show Corey all the tapes of Ki and Brittany and Jeanette, then for her to sing 'Survivor'.

"Wait... Jeanette TOO!?"

"Corey, relax!"

"If you did something you haven't told me about..." Ki gulps.

"Come Corey... I will show you EVERYTHING." She goes backstage with Alvin.

"Now, let me read the next dares before they come back and I get killed..."

Nice episode. Now for a dare!
I dare Simon and Jeanette to do the Cinnamon challenge! Why them? Becuase there smart enough not to do the challenge in the first place.

"We don't have much to say about this... besides, I'm still Alvin's slave... I'll go first."

"Be careful Simon."

"Don't worry. I'll be alright." He eats the spoon of cinnamon and begins coughing a bit. Nothing serious happens though.

"You okay?"

"Yeah Jean. I'll be alright. I'm more worried about you though."

"Oh Simon, I'll be alright too. After all, you are here with me..." Everybody awwwwwsss. She picks up the spoon and slowly ingests the cinnamon and begins coughing violently.

"Jeanette? Are you okay?"

"Ye..ah. I jus...t nee...d som...ething to dri...nk." They go backstage and they pass by Alvin and Corey... which is furious.

"KIIIIIIII!"

"Corey! Wait! Don't do anything stupid!"

"I WILL KILL YOU!"

"Stop please!"

"Security! Stop her!" Alvin yells and three muscular guys run at the scene and grab Corey before she commits murder on her boyfriend.

"Corey, you still have to sing for us."

"Fine Alvin... but after that, I'm free to kill him?"

"Yes!"

"NO!" Ki screams.

"Survivor please!" Alvin claps and music begins playing.

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

Now that you're out of my life
I'm so much better
You thought that I'd be weak without you
But I'm stronger
You thought that I'd be broke without you
But I'm richer
You thought that I'd be sad without you
I laugh harder
You thought I wouldn't grow without you
Now I'm wiser
Though that I'd be helpless without you
But I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without you
But I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without you
Sold 9 million

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

Thought I couldn't breathe without
I'm inhaling
You thought I couldn't see without you
Perfect vision
You thought I couldn't last without you
But I'm lastin'
You thought that I would die without you
But I'm livin'
Thought that I would fail without you
But I'm on top
Thought it would be over by now
But it won't stop
Thought that I would self destruct
But I'm still here
Even in my years to come
I'm still gon be here

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

I'm wishin' you the best
Pray that you are blessed
Bring much success, no stress, and lots of happiness
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blast you on the radio
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon lie on you and your family
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon hate on you in the magazines
('m better than that)
I'm not gon compromise my Christianity
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gon diss you on the internet
Cause my mama taught me better than that

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

Oh (oh) oh (oh)...

After of all of the darkness and sadness
Soon comes happiness
If I surround my self with positive things
I'll gain prosperity

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

I'm a survivor

I'm a survivor

"Good job Corey! Re-"

"SHUT UP! TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!" Alvin stops her.

"Hey, he still has dares to do. You will kill him after the show!"

"Killjoy..."

"Thanks Alvin."

"Read this Ki..."

„Huh?"

Now for another dare!
Lets see now, make Ki suffer, make Ki suffer, um... Ki has to stay in handstand for seven hours! Is that good enough for you Alvin? I don't typically make people ( or munks! ) suffer.

"Seven hours!? Are you kidding me?"

"Come on supermunk... you can do that..." Evil laugh comes out from Alvin.

"FINE!" He does a handstand.

"Now let's see how long you can last... har har har... Meanwhile, the next dare! It says..." Alvin faints.

"Alvin! Are you okay?!"

"No... just read it Britt!"

I don't know if Alvin is pushing borderline to M, but...
Ki must seduce Brittany in front of Alvin, and everyone for that matter.

"NOW YOU ARE FREAKING KIDDING ME!? I HAVE TO SEDUCE BRITTANY WHILE DOING A HANDSTAND!? FOR SEVEN HOURS!?"

"Here we go again..."

"Brittany, that's not funny!"

"I won't be easy to seduce..."

"Britt, keep away from him! You've got your own boyfriend!"

"Hey, it's not my idea... besides, he MUST seduce me. That's what that dare said."

"And what if he refuses?"

"He 'might accidentaly fall' into a pit filled with rotating blades." Corey freaks out.

"WHAT THE!? You KILL people here!?"

"We don't... yet."

"Hey, they ar-" Gets muffled by Alvin's paw.

"They are what?" FAKE! Ki tries to shout but fails thanks to the red clad.

"FAKE!" Ki finally gets rid of his paw.

"Oh really? So if I jump down there nothing will happen?"

"Well, I'm not sure about that... I wanted to jump there myself too to check it out."

"Hey, enough of this chat! Your dare!"

"Ungh... Hey Britt."

"Hello Ki."

"What is such a... beautiful girl doing... with that asshole of a munk?" Alvin feels offended while Corey rolls her eyes. She's still seriously pissed off...

"HEY! I'm right here Ki!" They ignore him thought.

"I don't know..."

"Why waste time on him?"

"What? You've got a better candidate for me?"

"Yes! Down here!" She laughs.

"You have no idea about seducing girls..."

"You think I don't know that?" Alvin and Corey sigh with content.

"Let's just say you did your dare... Here is the last one!"

I dont want the dare to be mean or anything, but...* Evil laugh. * I dare Alvin to hold his breath underwater for a minute and a half. If he fails, Brittany can devorate his face with girl makeup. If he succeeds, Alvin gets 20$ from... Simon.

"Seems easy enough! ... Where is the fish tank where you need it..."

"Right here!" Someone places it on the stage and fills it with water. Alvin goes inside and Simon is checking the time.

"Ready?"

"Yes!"

"GO!" Alvin dives and lays on the bottom of the tank... 10 seconds... 30 seconds... 1 minute... 1 and a half minute!

"See? Piece of cake! I'll get my money later Simon. Now, time to end the show! Le-"

"Muahahahahahahaha!"

"NOT HER AGAIN!"

"Hello Ki! Muahahahahaha!"

"Julia!? You again!? What do you want now!?"

"ALVIN! Wait before you end the show... I have one more dare... Muahahahahahahahaha!"

Alvin gulps. "And what is this dare of yours?"

"This one is for Corey!"

"What? Me?"

"I dare you to make out with Alvin and sleep with him for a... umm... uhhh... oh yeah... and sleep with him for a week!"

"WHAT!?" Everyone goes WHAT!? Including audience.

"WHAT? YOU LITTLE SH..." Corey looks straight into her eyes.

"Revenge will come soon Julia. It will... IT WILL!"

"I'm not kissing her! ... Even if she's hot..."

"Alvin. TOUCH HER... AND I WILL RIP YOU APART!"

"But I have to! You heard her!" Corey looks at the red clad chipmunk.

"You've got 30 seconds Alvin."

"I don't like this..." They begin making out for a short bit before Corey pulls out.

"Ki is still a better kisser than you."

"SERIOUSLY!? HOW ARE YOU DOING IT!?"

"My secret... he he he."

"Anyways, we have to end the show now before Julia thinks about something else! Good night everybody!"