Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings or MacArther's Park. Honestly I have no clue who owns MacArthur's Park but the song was used by Weird Al and so therefore, I know of it and how it goes. Any of you who have no clue how this song goes, it's the same as "Jurassic Park is scary in the dark" (by Weird Al). Yes I realize this is the second song I've done this to that Weird Al did first but honestly, i wouldn't know that many songs without him…I feel pathetic

This song is told from Gimli's prospective (incase there are some people out there who are unable to guess after reading).

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Lothlorien

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The Elves never trusted us until

We blindfolded ourselves

As we followed through the wood…

Lothlorien is scary in the dark

All the Elven queens are running wild

Someone let her almost have the ring

And I know I shouldn't trust her

But I find I've come to like her

Though my Dwarven instincts tell me I should run away

Oh nooo!

I recall the voice inside my head

Telling me sad things

As I met Galadriel

She didn't have to be so mean to us

After all we'd just lost

Gandalf and we

Were still upset…

Lothlorien is scary in the dark

All the Elven queens are running wild

Someone let her almost have the ring

And I know I shouldn't trust her

But I find I've come to like her

Though my Dwarven instincts tell me I should run away

Oh nooo!

Lothlorien is scary in the dark

All the Elven queens are running wild

Someone let her almost have the ring

And I know I shouldn't trust her

But I find I've come to like her

Though my Dwarven instincts tell me I should run away

Oh nooo!

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So, did you like? no? oh…that's bad…well then tell me why not…you don't feel like it? oh…that's bad too…you tell me to stop having one sided conversations? Sorry, I don't think I can…it's an inherited trait…my mom does it all the time…