AB yields A + B
"Wwhat do you mean you're breaking up wwith me?"
"Whale, I just don't think I can do this anymore. Your just so... emotional."
"I can change! Do I evven havve a shrimp of a chance?"
"No! I can't take it anymore! You keep trying to fish back upon my hook! It's hard to deal with you!"
"Fef, please! I don't knoww wwhat to do wwithout you!"
"You'll have to think of somefin, I just have to release you back into the ocean."
"Fef, stop wwith the puns! This is serious! I lovve you and you're stabbing me in the back!"
"Eridan! I'm not stabbing you! I can't handle you anymore! You make everything so much harder than it is! If I even look at someone else you get mad! You're so controlling and melodramatic!"
"I can change! You knoww I lovve you! Wwe can rule the wworld together."
"That's another thing. You're so hellbent on world domination! Did you ever stop to think I don't want that! You never ask about my feelings, you're always wrapped up in yourself!"
"Please, Fef, givve me another chance, I can change, I knoww it! I can stop being evvrything you hate."
"You've always been everything I hate and I'm done. Find someone else to sob to, Eridan, because you won't see me again."
Q: so, I still have no idea how to do combustion. I sorta translated the whole "genocide thing" Eridan has to world domination. I keep forgetting to mention these are intended to be humanstuck. Sorta kinda based this on canon stuff oops.
