OniRudra presents:
A Death Dog
I do not own Naruto, Teen Titans, or anything else that appears in this fiction. So read this and enjoy.
Chapter 1, new world, same scum.
Naruto walked through the alleys of downtown Dis, one of the two capital cities of Hell Nine, the sector he resided in. He watched as the weaker souls were in the allies, not yet having gained the power to move in hell's gravity. If Naruto wanted to make them feel ashamed he could do a handstand in front of them. He stopped as he remembered a time when he was the same except he had a monster fox hunting his ass.
Naruto was still walking as he saw a large harpy come screeching down towards him at a frightening speed, well at least to the ones who sat on the ground or against the walls. The harpy continued to fly at him till it lashed out with his beak and snapped forward, only to close around the barrel of his Samaritan. The bird's eyes widened as the blonde cracked a smirk.
"Do you want me to pull the trigger little birdie?" The harpy shook its head as Naruto looked around. He seemed to be contemplating something.
"Well these people do look hungry; maybe I should fry you with a burst of my soul fire." The harpy's eyes practically exploded out of her head at the statement. Who the hell had she dived at? What powerful creature had she upset with her hunger for a more sustaining soul? She then noticed the emblem on the shoulder of his jacket. She practically pissed herself as she recognized it.
"Gawk! You are a member of the hellhound organization. So sorry your lordship, I apologize for my rashness, could you find it in your heart to forgive me?" The blonde was tapping his thumb against the hammer of the revolver till she finished her last sentence. He looked at the bird woman and jabbed the gun right at the beastly creature's temple.
"Your in the wrong place for forgiveness lady, should of taken the stairs instead of the escalator if you wanted that. Hopefully you won't come back too soon." Naruto pulled the trigger and everyone around him flinched at the sound that reverberated off of the walls. Yeah his gun had that affect on people. He looked down at the headless harpy, taking a good look at the blood splatter before looking at the starving souls.
"I would eat this bitch pretty quick if I were you, her flock will be here soon. I would eat with you, but I really don't like the taste of gamey chicken all that much."
Naruto then saluted as he walked off and the souls fell on the harpy's carcass, he knew that they would grow strong enough to go hunting for their own hell food as he called it soon enough. You just had to get them a little push to start with. He smiled as he holstered his Samaritan on his left front side and continued marching through the streets, giving some of the bigger monsters looks that would scare professionals. He then walked up to a decayed building and kicked the doors open.
The entire hall echoed but Naruto could see imps and goblins pushing equipment carts, and carrying papers out of the corner of his eye. He smiled as two were talking about something but as he leaned in he groaned, just a son. Goblins breeded like rodents, except faster, and none of them looked any different. He sighed as he walked up the stairs and down the hall to the only still bright room. He grabbed the knob and unlocked trying to open it. It didn't budge so he knocked and the damn thing was so thick with silencing mandates he almost groaned, he then took a step back and steadied his legs before kicking the door open.
His trainee shot up and he heard a sound of skull hitting wood. Naruto just walked past him and opened his door. He walked in, causing the trainee to let out a sigh of relief thinking he had gotten away with it. Suddenly Naruto's head poked out from inside his office.
"Caol how many times do I have to say it, if you're going to pick up a hooker don't bring her to our office. Now miss you got till the count of three before I put a slug through the wood of his desk okay" he saw the desk jump a bit and let out an eep.
"One," The hooker shot out from underneath the idiot's desk and grabbed her purse and road kill coat from the corner.
"Two," The girl looked around the room to check if she forgot anything till she ran over to Caol and kicked him hard in his crotch which unfortunately was still out and quite visible. She then ran off as the rookie was nursing his bruised happy place. Naruto shook his head as she ran out of the front doors and disappeared in a ring of feathers.
"Three, Caol you need to learn, or that," Naruto pointed to the gun at the trainee's crotch which caused him to go pale till Naruto sheathed it in its holster. "Is going to be missing during one of your afternoon naps."
Caol nodded as he saluted Naruto as the blonde went back into his office. Most had said he was crazy when he asked Cerberus if he could apprentice under the Supreme Commander of the Search and Destroy Unit. But he said he could take it, and plus chicks loved that he knew the commander. He nodded as he went to the paperwork and came across a mission for his mentor. He was about to give up when he saw all the morning paperwork that was supposed to be finished before the boss got there. He decided to tell him later as he began to fill out forms with all speed.
Naruto sat in his office with his eyes closed. He didn't sleep well last night. He had images of his living life assault his memory again. He didn't need this especially with his condition.
The blonde hellhound had a far advanced case of Narcolepsy. So advanced that the blonde was always awake as long as light was around, and since the sun never sets in hell, he could only truly sleep when he was on one of his assignments to the human worlds. He shut his eyes as the door allowed light to slide underneath it and he was awake, that is why he slept in an obsidian obelisk. It was the only thing that no one would find odd and its properties killed any light within twenty meters or so. But it really sucked when demons had dreams. His were especially sucky as they were directly in tapped with his consciousness that had been in contact with the fox, and allowed the bastard to have deliberate entrance past the defenses of his mind. He growled as he created a shuriken out of black summon metal and threw it at the life sized poster of an opened armed angel on his wall beside his door, he watched as the shuriken disappeared in a puff of black smoke and another appeared in his hand. He was about to throw another as his door opened and Caol entered.
"Sir you have a mission, it's a routine search and destroy to a world we have just come across. We usually ignore it as it has a high concentration of holy alignment, but the target is of very pressing importance, and you have been requested to bring him back." Naruto nodded as a bowie knife appeared in his hands and he threw it right between the angel's eyes. Caol whistled at his mentors perfect accuracy and precision.
"Caol," The hatred demon looked at his mentor. "Yes sir?" Naruto nodded and made another knife appear in hand. "Read me the file." The blonde through it as Naruto summoned another knife.
"Target is Nagatoshi Kenso, he is been classed as barely redeemable. His crimes consist of: theft, murder, rape, brutal assault, and sacrilegious acts." Naruto raised an eyebrow at that last one, there was one that wasn't common anymore, people just got bored and allowed religion to just become another thing like work and time at the bars. Naruto nodded as he stood and the knives he had thrown had all dispersed quite suddenly. Naruto placed his holster back around his waste and buckled it tight. He slid his Samaritan in place as well.
"It is always the same Caol, different place, same scum. No matter what no one tries to break the mold anymore, they are jus not that interested in making it interesting for us," Caol looked at this mentor and smiled.
"Perhaps it the fact that they don't believe we exist?" Naruto looked at the trainee and nodded. "Perhaps, but that still doesn't make it anymore interesting. How are you supposed to revel in fear when the first thing s they say are 'Who are you?' and 'Don't make me call my lawyer!' the worlds need an awakening and I am quite sorely tempted to give them one." Caol nodded as his master stood and flexed his arms getting the tension out. He then made his nice and steady walk towards the central hall of the building where the portal was located.
Naruto walked in as he saw there technical engineers telling Daoemascus that he couldn't just tear things out of the ground. Naruto walked up and stood blocking the technical engineer's lackeys' escape. Daoemascus stood over the small goblin and in one quick swipe picked him up and swallowed him. The two lackeys reached for daggers only for daggers too already are at the back of their necks. Naruto looked up just as Daoemascus noticed him. The black skinned giant of a man let out a laugh and seized the blonde by his jacket.
"Well if it isn't my old partner the 'Death Dog' still running around catching the poor bastards who think they can escape the boss's clutches huh?" Naruto nodded as the man swallowed another technician with a burp. Naruto held the last one up to the man's giant grip.
"Don't mind if I do." The man swallowed that one as well and patted his stomach. He let out a burp and one of their shoes flew into his open hand before offering it to Naruto who shook his head and he threw it over his shoulder. Naruto rolled his eyes as the man's skin became the color of coal once again and the red lines began pulsing again.
"Whew that was a close one Death Dog, was feeling a little hounded, needed a light snack." Naruto looked around the normally bustling room and saw not one other life form, he looked back at the man with a raised brow.
"I was hungry dammit!" Naruto shook his head as he headed over to the controls of the portal and rearranged the star charts to point out his destination. Daoemascus looked over his shoulder and whistled.
"Earth huh, been a while since I went there need a buddy to keep you company?" Naruto looked at the man who nodded as he understood; he wasn't going on a low profile trip. The glutton demon pouted as the blonde kicked up the crystal to a higher level. As they waited for it to charge up they brought up small talk.
"So Daoemascus what happened to that succubus you were dating, last you told me she made you go on a diet." The demon shook his head as Naruto sighed.
"You ate another one didn't you?" The demon nods as Naruto looked at him in dismay. "You can't keep eating random girls you pick up eventually they will rebirth and come to skin you like last time, or worse." The giant man nodded as they both remembered him being tied to an ash tree and Naruto coming to cut him loose a few days later. They women had skinned ALL of him and left him there against that hard tree for three nights till Death Dog had found him. He just shook his head as the blonde looked at the ground and crossed his arms.
"You could find a regeneratoress think about it, you could eat the girl and she wouldn't get mad because she has to lose it anyway." The glutton demon looked up as he nodded thinking about the possibilities as lightning began to crackle behind them. They turned to see the energy level at max and Naruto sighed as he yelled for him to think about it over the thunder. The fellow demon nodded as his friend stepped into the portal and the man made a hand motion only to get a shake from the blonde, the man gave him the finger which made him crack a smile and he then breathed in a great gulp of air.
"Come on Death Dog nice big one for all the kiddies who aren't scared of the world yet!" Daoemascus yelled at him.
Naruto then let a little of his transformation go through as he threw back his head.
"HHHHHAAAAAWWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!" the room echoed with a loud lycan call that caused the glutton demon to fight a shiver down his spine. Now that was intimidation, why couldn't his lackeys do that when they went on missions with his squadron.
"Ladies and Demons, Death Dog has left the building." The demon called as he made his way out of there to go find a snack.
