"We are ninjas," Mikey sings,

"Turtle ninjas."

Leo sings "Taught in the art of Ninjitsu."

Donnie sings "Seeing us would be quite a lot to chew."

Raph pints to himself and sings "Foot soldiers are our cue."

"Because fighting them will impress you," Leo sings.

"Yes we are mutants," Leo sings.

"We're this way because of ooze," Donnie adds.

Raph sings "We're definitely not humans."

Mikey lifts up his foot and says "And we don't wear shoes."

Leo sings "We were raised and trained by a rat,

It's not as bad as you think."

Mikey raises his hand and says "And I mutated a cat."

Raph gestures towards Mikey and says "He's not as bright as he thinks."

"Hey!"

Leo sings "Taught in the art of Ninjitsu."

Donnie sings "Seeing us would be quite a lot to chew."

Raph pints to himself and sings "Foot soldiers are our cue."

"Because fighting them will impress you," Leo sings.

Mikey sings "Shredder's all mad."

"He wanted to marry Tang Shen," Leo sings.

"He's not Karai's true dad," Donnie sings.

"Really it's Splinter," Leo adds.

Donnie sings "Now he's taking it on us."

Leo sings "Because we're Splinter's kids."

Mikey frowns and sings "Shredder really hates our guts."

"And I hope he gets hit by a bus," Raph sings.

Leo sings "Taught in the art of Ninjitsu."

Donnie sings "Seeing us would be quite a lot to chew."

Raph pints to himself and sings "Foot soldiers are our cue."

"Because fighting them will impress you," Leo sings.

Leo gestures towards Donnie and sings "Now Donnie likes this girl."

"Her name is April," Raph adds.

"Hey!"

Leo sings "Now the Kraang wants this girl."

Donnie sighs dreamily. "Even though she's an angel."

"Gimme a break!"

"Her DNA's valuable," Leo sings.

"Because Kraang can use it," Donnie says.

"To perfect something that's radical," Mikey interrupts,

"But we took care of it."

Leo sings "Taught in the art of Ninjitsu."

Donnie sings "Seeing us would be quite a lot to chew."

Raph pints to himself and sings "Foot soldiers are our cue."

"Because fighting them will impress you," Leo sings.


When you read this, you can ignore the Donnie sings or April sings part, etc. I just did that because two people (Who I shall not name) have pointed out that this story breaks the rules.