A/N: Thought this was really funny and cute. Hope you all like it (: REVEIWS=love & inspire me to keep writing!
Whenever Rachel and Santana get drunk together, bad things tend to happen. That's why Sam and Puck won't let them get drunk together, but the boys didn't know that they do once a week together.
Rachel had just downed her second shot of Tequila, falling downhill quickly because she was a light weight. "JOE! More t-t-t-tequila please!" She screeched.
"Do you know what Sammy thinks about Grey's Anatomy? He says it's stupid! That Mer and Der will never have hope….I think they will." The black mascara was running down her face. Santana could be the fun drunk or the weepy drunk. Three drinks and she's weepy, five or more she's fun.
"They do have hope! There is always hope in lovvvveeeee." Rachel singed the last part.
"You believe in love because you and Puckerman are all shacked up now. Sam hasn't even asked me to move in!" Santana cried even harder.
"Can we please get another round of drinks for my friend?" Rachel asked. The bartender brought over a shot of Tequila.
"Hey Joe! Can we have some chicken wings?" A cute blond asked.
"You know that you might be eating a mother chicken? What about her chicks? Who is going to take care of them all because you would like to eat their mother?" Rachel started harassing the man.
"Little Lady, chicken is my favorite! Try some!" He tried giving Rachel a wing
"No way José!"
"Okay, your loss…." Cute blond walked away.
"We need to let people know what eating meat does to the animals!" Rachel yelled in Santana's ear.
"Okay B. Whatcha got in mind?"
"I have an idea but first we need to call Quinn!" Rachel grabbed her phone and started to call her.
They had Quinn wasted in two hours.
"JOE! Can we have a permanent marker?" Santana asked sweetly.
An hour later Rachel, Santana, and Quinn were standing outside of the bar in purple bikini tops with matching thong bottoms. On Quinn's butt they wrote 'go' on the left cheek and 'v' on the right. On Santana's left cheek they wrote 'e' and on the right 'g'. Lastly on Rachel's left butt cheek was 'a' and on the right was 'n' with an explanation mark.
Rachel was rambling on and on about baby chickens to anyone who passed by.
"GO V-E-A-N!" Quinn attempted to spell out Vegan as best as she could.
"Ladies, I am going to have to ask you to put some clothes on. You three have been let off with a warning and a ticket each." The police officer walked over to the guys. "Get your women inside before I have to arrest them. See you in five hours for your shift." The police officer laughed.
"Hey, Quinn you spelled it wrong." Finn stated.
"What is going on? You two are not allowed to get drunk together!" Puck laughed at Santana and Rachel.
"Things like this happen! Oh my god. You guys are going to get arrested one day! What am I going to say when my wife gets arrested? I am a police officer!" Sam was panicking.
"Oh my god! You think we're gonna get married? You have faith in Mer and Der!" Now Santana was crying.
Quinn managed to find a pineapple in the trash and she was yelling "Where in the hell is spongebob? SPONGEBOB? ARE YOU IN THERE?"
"Okay ladies, let's get you home." Puck handed all of them some clothes.
"We need to have an intervention for them about drinking. We can include slide shows of all the stupid things they have done while drinking!" Sam started punching in ideas in his phone.
"If we have an intervention, can it at least have a theme?" Rachel asked shyly.
"Yeahh! Good idea Rachel, like Avatar!" Santana said.
"No, more like the Greats of Barbra!"
"Or like Spongebob."
"No, Avatar."
"The Greats of Barbra!"
"SPONGEBOB."
"What are we going to do with them?" Finn laughed.
Prompt: (256): Just make sure my intervention has a theme….
Also a picture of the account for Peta on twitter. Of three girls with "Go Vegan!" on their butts.
