Chris went through a doorway at the back of the room, in the corner next to the fireplace, finding it led him to a dark hallway. "This is unappleaing," he frowned to himself. Fuck Chris running, this was a creepy hallway. At the end of the hall, he saw a man bent over another a man, Kenneth. The man bent over him, was eating him. He didn't even bother walking further into that and hurried back to the dining room. Chris made his way back to the foyer, to find neither Wesker or Jill, probably went off looking for the Keneddy's. "Wesker? Jill?"

"Where did they go?" he wondered aloud when he got no answer. Chris turned around and saw Jill's handgun, something she wouldn't be without. He grabbed it, the gun was a S.T.A.R.S custom automatic that shot 9mm Parabellum rounds. Chris went down the stairs, plush carpeted oak, probably the same thing that would be at Keneddy house. He growled to himself. At a landing, the stairs turned to stone and at the bottom was a stone hallway. Was Chris in a basement? There was a gate.

"Leon! What is that!?" screamed Piper. Following her words came noises much like what he heard from the man above him. The interior smelled of stale cooking grease, was he under the kitchen? Beads of sweat prickled Chris's forehead.

"I found the newlyweds," he said. Chris rattled the gate. Locked. Shit. He took off down the hall.

The hall led Chris to another set of stairs, which he climbed, only to discover he was back in the front room; still empty of Jill and Wesker.

Chris pushed open a side door, a door he hadn't seen before, and he found himself outside. The night felt frosty as the cold night air nipped at his flesh, but the night was clear. "Chris!" said Leon.

"Where's Mrs. Kennedy?" he asked. Chris knew in an instant that that was something Leon did not wish to think about. He reached out and squeezed his shoulder. "We'll find her." Chris noticed that Leon wasn't in his suit anymore, just his button down shirt and boxers. "So…uh…what exactly stopped the consimation of the marriage?"

"A zombie," said Leon.

A gunshot rang out; that wasn't exactly the sound of Piper, it could easily be Jill or Wesker but right now Chris felt like a prized dog dick for finding Leon. Piper came running out of the fog, picking up the hem of her petticoat as she raced up the stairs, she loaded her gun and fired two more shots at the zombie.

The two men stared at Piper, adorned in only her petticoat, high heels and a white lacey bra. Chris narrowed his eyes at her husband, what did she see in him…oh wait, even he knew the answer to that. She bounced over to them, bouncing up and down, hyponotizing Chris. "Wow! That's what I call a rush!" she said.

"I know where there's a zombie upstairs," he said. "You can shoot him if you promise to bounce around."

Leon growled at what Chris said. "Thanks but no thanks, I just want to get out of here and start to live my life as Mrs. Kennedy. Leon admitted something incredibly sweet to me and I want to take him up on that offer."

The three of them headed back inside the house where Chris led them to the dining hall. "How did you guys end up outside? Me, Jill and Wesker heard a noise in here and we thought it was you two fooling around in here," he said.

Piper pointed to the door that had led Chris to the first zombie. "There's a bedroom through the door but hallway through…ahem…we heard something in the hallway. Zombies."

"I took her and we crashed through the window," said Leon. "That might have been the noise you heard."