A/N: Right so, this will have slow updates sorry, but I have to get inspiration for each installment. Sorry, I know it's slow updates, but I also am in the middle of inventing several alien races and plants and conflicts. BE GRATEFUL OK? But seriously, I'm sorry I'm such a slow updater.

Disclaimer: I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT TH CREATOR OF EITHER OF THESE FANTASTIC FANDOMS, SO SHUSH ALREADY. (geez, can u say anger management?) I HEARD THAT.

Chapter 2

Wedding Presents

"So Fred, George. Know where you are?" The Doctor asked, leaning back on the TARDIS. The twins shook their heads.

"No? Well, I'll tell you. You're on my TARDis. Last of it's kind actually…" He said, pride hinting in his tone.

"And damn near impossible to get onboard without an invite," Jack added from across the room.

"Yes, well, contrare, monfraire." Fred announced melodramatically. The Doctor grinned in delight.

"That's French! For my friend!"

"Yes, and well, it can't exactly be impossible then. Not impossible… Just unlikely." Martha sat down to join them.

"He likes you," she said addressing the twins, "Am I right?" If possible, the Doctor's smile grew wider.

"Right you are Miss Martha Jones, right you are indeed." Across the room Mickey whirled around, a glare on his face.

"That's Mrs. Mickey Smith, if you don't mind."

"Geez," Jack said, "Don't you guys know how to act normal?"

"No," came the responses from everyone.

"Besides," wondered George, "Where's the fun in that?" The Doctor, Martha and Mickey started to laugh, and even Jack smiled.

"Where are we going?" Fred said suddenly. Immediately the Doctor started to ramble, talking very fast and Fred only managed to process a little bit.

"As a matter of fact, we're heading to Triadrian. Lovely planet mind you, but kind of harsh weather, an there's that one time they almost banned me from ever visiting again… But, that's well besides the point."

"You're bloody mad!" Fred blurted out.

"It's wonderful!" added George.

"But isn't it?" said Martha, as the Doctor feverishly hurried around the TARDIS.

"Umm… Everybody grab onto something- Here we go!"

The room around them shook and Jack was laughing hysterically. Everyone fell side to side as the TARDIS creaked and rocked, until…The Doctor stood up triumphantly.

"We're here!"

"I ain't gonna bother with our other wedding presents!" said an excited Mickey.

Disclaimer: So...? I know, I'm still working out what'll happen and how Fred 'n' George'll explain their magic... PM me if you have suggestions!