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Ch2

Wash still could not believe what he was seeing, the person who he thought was nothing more then a stiff, no-fun-good-too-shoes doctor ,that did nothing wrong, yet there he was lying in a drunken stupor on top of a pile of stolen cash, not to mention the fact that he was wearing nothing but a pair of back cargo pats an bunny ears, this new image just did not go with the Simon he knew, he just could not wrap his mind around it he turn to his wife to see if she had some kind of answer but she seem just as confused as him,

"Limy toes why was I not told about this " Wash asked his wife once he found his voice,

"Because honey I was also not told, Captain is there something you forgot to tell me" Zoë asked Mal, her voice was as calm as ever

Mal answered back still not being able to take his eyes off the huge pile of money that was tall enough to swim in

"I have no rutting clue Zoë, whatever the good doc and the little witch did last night, I had no part in, " his voice getting higher with each word by the time he finish he was almost yelling, before he could say anymore he heard Simon stir

"Would you please stop yelling, some people are trying to sleep here, and would some one please turn the fuking lights off they are blinding" Simon said as he promptly turn on his stomach and feel back asleep, totally ignoring the shocked crew

Mal, Zoë and Wash were to shock to say anything, they have never heard the Doctor swear.

"Ok, Who is this evil Simon impersonator and what has he done to the real Simon" Wash asked his wife in the lowest whisper he could manage, he was actually afraid of Simon, something he thought would have never happened.

But before anyone could say anything, they turn to the sound of Kaylee coming down the stairs.

"Hey Cap, I was wondering if we could get a new….Wow" Mal was surprise to actually hear Kaylee be shock into speechlessness he never thought it would happen

Kaylee did not know what to make of the scene, but was glad she decided to talk to the captain now instead of later like she had planned. Her eyes kept drifting to the almost naked Simon, she had never thought he was very muscular but she could see she was dead wrong, his clothe hid his well define abs, an surprisingly wide shoulders and his chiseled chest that just begged to touched. But when she looked to the other sleeping figure she had trouble recognizing that it was River, first time Kaylee had not seen River wearing someone else's hand-me-downs but, know she was wearing a skirt and tube top that can only be describe as nightclub clothes , for the first time that Kaylee could remember River did not looked like a little girl instead she looked like a young woman, She was so caught up with her thoughts that she did not hear what Mal asked.

"Little Kaylee do you have any light to shade on this here development?" Mal whispered to Kaylee, who was now standing by the pilot,

"No, but is Simon not cute enough to eat, I would not mind running…" Kaylee started with and almost dazed look but was quickly stopped by the captain

"Don't you even think about finishing that sentence" Mal said as he formed a course of action in his head once he decided what to do he said to Wash,

"Wash go get Jayne and please keep and eye on the cortex for any new on this" Mal said as he waved his had on the two sleeping figures. Wash hurriedly made his way to the bridge.

"What is the plan" Zoë asked Mal as she went to help him with Simon

"First we get this two up and conscious and make them tell us what they did " Mal said as he bend down to pick up the sleeping Simon who was starting to move around a bit, as he got closer he notice other details that he missed before, like the fact that there was a pair of broken handcuffs on his wrists and behind the pile of money were some bottles of booze and also he seem to have bruises all over his body as if he was in a fight, his knuckles where also bloody, but what most shocked him was that when he turn him over there was a tattoo on upper right shoulder of a dragon that was in a circle around the words Serenity in Chinese.

"The doctor sure had a wild night" was his only comment as he and Zoë carried the sleeping young man to the dining area. As they were going up the stairway they saw Jayne

"Wash said y'all needed me " he said, he seem a little shock to see Simon's drunken condition

"What is wrong with the doc, " he asked,but he already had a pretty good idea the smell of alcohol could be smelled down the highway it was as if the doc had bathe in it, but Jayne didn't comment on it, it was high time the pansified Core brat did sume thing fun.

"We don't rightly know, you go get his sister, she is sleeping in the cargo bay" Mal said without furthered warning so nobody could blame Jayne for his reaction.

As Jayne was to deep in his thought wandering about dinner to have seen the scene that awaited him in the cargo bay until he was right in front of it.

"Holy mother of Buddha" was the only thing he could say.

In his lifetime Jayne had been to many brothels and seen many exotic things but he never seen anything as sexy as River Tam wearing a very short skirt with a top that was nothing more than a bra and kitty cat ears while laying on a pile of cash and as he got closer he noticed something thing that made his pants a little tighter , she was wearing broken handcuffs as if they were jewelry on both her wrist an also close to her hand almost invisible because it was half buried in money the handle of a gun. Here in front of him where his favorite things money, a beautiful woman, and a gun. He could nothing more than stare.

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Simone's head was pounding and his whole body seem to be sore specially his ribs for some odd reason and his mouth tested like the floor of a bar, he tried to go back to sleep but could not because his bed did not feel right, he turned over trying in vain get more comfortable but there was something different about his bed, to bumpy, he tried to move around but no matter what he did he could not get comfortable. He tried to open his eyes but it would seem somebody had glued them shut, he tried again and this time he managed to get them open but every thing was blurry and of what he could make out it seemed the was in the sofa in the dining room instead of his room he also made out the shapes of Mal and Zoë sitting at the at table having a pretty intense conversation. He tried to say hello but his voice did to work either, he tried again an managed to get a squeak out that time, Zoë and Mal became aware he was no longer asleep, Simon head was still groggy as he tried to sit up but ended up on the floor for some odd reason

"Cap, Zo, why is my face on the floor, and where the monkeys go" was Simon's only response that he could produce for the captain and first mate. Mal and Zoë did nothing but looked at each other as they broke out laughing.

"Well, we was wondering that our selves" Mal said to Simon who was still on the floor

"You have some story telling to do Simon" Zoë told the down Doc as he tried to sit-up


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