A/N: DUDE. I got like four followers in less than 24 hours. THIS IS AWESOME. THANK YOU! :DDD And yeah, that probably sounds lame (honestly, if you read "Syrgja" by Lady Charity, she had 100 followers (or reviews?) by chapter 6), but hey. :D I've never gotten this much attention. So this is cool. But yeah, CHECK OUT LADY CHARITY! She's amazing… and "Syrgja" is fantastic. I'm almost finished with it and I cried several times. And also Ordis and her fanfic "Drown"… they have a similar writing style, but both of the stories are fantastic. SO GO READ THEM! And maybe by the time you do that I'll be back from vacation and have updated this one and "Fallen God"…

One other thing: underneath the chapter titles in this fanfic are names; they denote whose phone is being looked at. Sorry if that was unclear…

Enjoy!

-Arwen ;)

Chapter 2: Of Death and High Heels

Clint Barton

Nat | 5:37 pm

Which pair of heels should I get?

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Clint | 5:39 pm

They're both pretty lethal. You trying to commit suicide in style or something? Cos you're going to break your neck in those.

Nat | 5:39 pm

*rolls eyes* I think I know how to walk in heels, Barton.

Clint | 5:40 pm

Uh-huh. So what job is Fury sending you on?

Nat | 5:43 pm

Who says he's sending me anywhere? Aren't I allowed to go shopping for myself? And BTW, I'm getting the black pumps.

Clint | 5:44 pm

Hey, don't come haunting me from the grave when you kill yourself with your five inch heels. And you don't shop, Natasha.

Nat | 5:44 pm

Sure I do.

Clint | 5:45 pm

Seriously, what are you doing?

Nat | 5:51 pm

*sighs* Fine. I'm planning on modifying them. Did you look at those heels? You could stab someone with them. So why not use them as weapons?

Clint | 5:52 pm

I guess. It'd definitely be humiliating… The target would never live it down. "Yeah, I got taken out by a pair of high heels… Don't judge…"

Nat | 5:53 pm

:D Who said anything about living it down? Or living in general?

Clint | 5:55 pm

True… Either way, this had better not become a habit.

Nat | 5:55 pm

What?

Clint | 5:56 pm

You shopping… like… a girl or something.

Nat | 5:58 pm

I kind of AM a girl, Clint.

Clint | 5:59 pm

You know what I mean. A NORMAL girl.

Nat | 6:02 pm

…Thanks a lot, Barton…

Clint | 6:03 pm

:D This healthy dose of reality has been brought to you byyyHAWKEYE!

Nat | 6:05 pm

Shut up, Clint.

A/N: Lol, that was fun. :D I had to rewrite the end… I didn't like it much and it seemed kind of stupid and long-winded. Hopefully this one was better! :D I regret nothing… and apologise a little bit for my lame humour… XP Stick around, though! There might be a group text session soon! :D We shall see…

-Arwen ;)