Okey dokey I'm STILL STUCK!! So here is... Lynx with the Disclaimer!

Lynx: D.C. doesn't own Kingdom Hearts Naruto or Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist. She owns the plot Ixivio and Zixovi... And the concept of a 9 year old Xemnas.

Thank you Lynx. good day to the rest of you... I could use a review...


Chapter 2: The Want Ads.

Xenmas groaned as the alarm clock began to annoyingly began to play "Sanctuary". Ima whack Demyx the next time I see him.the kid thought as he climbed out of bed and threw a moogle doll at the clock. His cell began to ring "End of Heartache".

"What the Heck is with all of the fancy music in my room?!" Xenmas roared. He growled and answered his cell. "Hello?!"

Outside his door Demyx fived Zixovi. "That is brilliant."

"No... the video camera catching all of this is the masterpiece." Zixovi winked and portaled out. Demyx followed suit and portaled to the hall of empty melodies. Xenmas came tromping down the stairs about three minutes later.

O.o Demyx stared at him in shock.

"What?" Xenmas fixed him with a glare.

"Uh... nothing sir. Absolutely nothing... but uh... where did you get those clothes?" Demyx motioned at Xenmas' attire of a black and white hoodie and shorts.

"The nutcase made em for me at Christmas time. The light only knows why."

Maybe because it NEVER snow here?! Demyx thought. He shrugged as Xenmas opened the door.

"Hi Xenmas I'm your OTJ trainer for today!" Said a very hyper and energetic blonde. "My name Is Naruto! Now come with me and learn what paper delivery is all about!" He yanked on Xenmas and they were soon out of sight With nothing but a newspaper left behind.

Demyx stooped to pick up the paper when suddenly he was tackled by several others. "Give it to me!" Ixivio yelled as he tugged on the newspaper.

"I had it first!" Roxas yelled taking a swing at Ixivio with Oblivion.

"I need that newspaper!" Xigbar teleported in and grabbed from Ixivio.

"Its mine!" Zixovi power dived on to Xigbars back. He held up the newspaper in a breif two second victory, before it was ripped out of his hands by Ixivio's kuma.

"Oh heck no! STOP!" Zixovi roared and froze time. He recollected his newspaper with a grin...

Time Resumed.

Everyone fell to the floor groaning in pain. "Damn you Zixovi!" Ixivio cried holding his hand to his groin like the others.

"Men." Larxene scoffed from the balcony. "You're all soo vulnerable and stupid." She said as she fixed her suit. "Demyx go get dressed. I need a secretary."

"Yes ma'am." he moaned in pain and opened a portal to his room.

"Thank you Larxene." Zexion said as he passed her, though it was a little muffled due to the bagel in his mouth. "I'll be back later tonight. You'd best have jobs before I return."

"You're lucky its summer Zexion!" Roxas glared at the guy as he left.

"I'm off to use my computer." Ixivio said and took off. Zixovi returned with the newspaper and dropped it on the floor. "Tell Zexion I'll be in next week. There's a better job suited for me then." He nodded and vanished.

"..." Roxas cautiously picked up the newspaper...

About fifteen minutes later in the kitchen...

Axel sat a plate of bacon and eggs in front of Roxas who was moping on the bar. "What's on your mind Roxy?"

"... I'm fking doomed." He groaned and picked up his fork. "Everyone else has already got a job interveiw... How the heck am I gonna find a job by tonight? It's hopeless... Wait. Why aren't you looking for a job?" Roxas frowned at Axel.

There was a knock on the back door at this moment. Axel sighed and opened the door to find a guy in a white siut standing there. "I'm here to deliver on Xaldin to ya." he pointed back at a drooling Xaldin in a straight jacket.

"Eh... yes. Thankyou." Axel pulled him in and shut the door in the guys face. He then opened a portal and sshoved Xaldin through.

Roxas stared for a mintue, and then burst out laughing. "You've gotta babysit Xadin?!" He crowed. "That's why you're exempt from having to get a job?"

Axel went a deep red and Roxas soon found his breakfast turned to ash. Roxas groaned and sadly walked out the door.

It was around noon that day when Roxas entered a Zaxmart to get a soda when fate enterviened.

"Damn you Gill you're fired!"

"You can't fire me I'm union!"

"You forgot to pay your dues." a short dark skined girl pointed out.

"Aw damn it... the monster sighed and walked past Roxas.

"Xiras call the toxic control." the man sighed and walked away.

A light bulb literally lit above Roxas' head. "Sir wait! Are you hiring?"

The tall blonde man turned and smiled, "Can you clean a floor and straighten things?"

"Yes sir!" Roxas saluted.

"Good you're hired. Go find Xiras and tell her Ed told you to have her fill you in on the rules."

"Yes sir." Roxas took off in the direction that the girl had gone in.


thats it for now!