CHAPTER TWO: 1- 800- Stupid Brothers


Okay the person who invented mornings is a sadist, and having an alarm wake you up is inhuman. That's exactly why my big brother wakes me up before going to college every morning, every morning but today. Which is why I had to rush this morning so that I wouldn't be late. Which made me have to wear my dress shorts and button up shirt instead of the yellow cream puff dress. I just didn't have the time to put it on. That yellow thing takes over half an hour for me to put on! I had ten minutes and even with the change I was still buttoning up my shirt as the diver pulled up to the school. I reached my homeroom just time for the bell. I rushed to find a seat and settled for a seat the back row next to a window. I sat down, laid my head on the cold desk and fell asleep with ease.

The end of school was slow to come but eventually it did. Even though I slept through almost all my classes I need not worry about my grades. To put it simply I have google and a genius brother who'd do anything to keep the fact the he still watches sailor moon away from his friends. I waited until everyone in the class had left before even picking my head up. I really don't do well when there are to many people around. I get really nervous and one time (okay it was more than once, pssssh) I fainted. So I only left the class room when majority of the student had already left. As I was leaving I remembered what my dad said about the host club and getting a groom . . . Damn it all, This means I have to talk to people in front of other people. I rubbed my temple with the palm of my hand and moved on to my doom. As I moved on going from floor to floor I realized that I had no clue where the music rooms were. Gahhh! I slowly looked around my very pink school and realized I had gotten myself lost.

By the time I got to the host club it was clearly over as I saw a bunch of girls file out the room. Ignoring the fact that the host club was done for the day I walked to the room. I did not walk for 2 hours just to miss a chance. As I got closer to the doors my resolve lessened considerably. Fortunately everyone had left so I did not have to deal with a crowd. I slowly grab the handle and pulled the door open. I slowly walked to the room and noticed everyone staring at me. Nervously I blush and stumble back only to fall on my butt.

"Ouch." Before I can try to get up a hand reached out to me offering help. I look up to see the owner of the hand who was none other then Tamaki. "Thanks" I mumbled I got up.

"Hello, my I ask what your name is?" He asked still holding my hand.

"A-A-A-z-zu-" I was cut off before I cloud finish saying my name.

"Azu what a fitting name for a cute prince like you."

"P-Prince?"

"So, Azu what have you come to the host club for? Need help with your princess or are you here for a visit? If you're here for a visit I'm sorry the host club has just closed for the day."

"No, not . . ." I looked down at my shoes. this is to much for me. Suddenly I heard a cold voice and looked up to meet eye with Kyoya

"Not, what? Could you please finish your sentence I would like to head home." Kyoya looked at me as he said these word. Yep this is way to much for me. I looked at floor only moment before turning around and making a run for the door. A couple of steps from my destination the door open a I collided with someone.

"There you are!" The person, but wasn't just anybody it was my brother.

"BROTHER!" I yelled surprised to see him.

"You know it's un-lady like to yell" My brother said has he pick me up. Before I could react he placed me on a couch keeping a hand on my shoulder so I wouldn't runaway. " Anyway I have a favor for you guys. I was wondering if you could take my little sister under your wing as a member of the host club?"

"Brother!" I smashed my face into my hands as my cheeks filled with embarrassment.

"Why of course we wo- wait did you say little sister?" Tamaki eyes widened in surprise.

"Yes, This is my little socially underdeveloped sister, Azumiya"

"I AM NOT SOCIALLY UNDERDELOPED!"

"That's what all socially underdeloped brats say." My brother give me a rough pats on the head before look up at the host club members. "Anyway, I was hoping that you take this little socially retarded midget under your wing as a short of project."

"Project?" Kyoya said. The word 'project' seemed to peak his interest.

"Wait ! Don't I have a say!" I yelled looking up at my brother.

"Nope." He smiled before letting go and walking over to 'chat' with Kyoya. Before I knew it he turned around and flashed me the thumbs up. "You start practice tomorrow!"

"Wait!What?"

"Now lets go home."

Brothers why the hell do we need them?!


Chapter End