Hi, everyone! The song that the Chipettes will be performing for most of the story is The Sign. If you watched Pitch Perfect, you know this song. I swear, I watched Pitch Perfect and listened to this song so much on YouTube that I know all the lyrics by now. It's just a short introduction, but a great chapter. Enjoy and don't forget to leave a review.
A make group is performing Rihanna's Please Don't Stop The Music.
Backstage, a auburn furred chipette is running through the corridor. She is clearly in a hurry. Once she makes it backstage, another female chipmunk with dark brown, almost black fur is standing with a group of female chipmunks wearing flight attendant outfits and ascots walks up to the auburn furred chipette to help her tie her ascot.
"Oh Brittany, look at you. You're a mess, you're unfocused, you're unreliable. And your breath smells like eggs." The dark furred chipette scolded, tieing Brittany's ascot a little too roughly. "Like all the time. I can't believe the group is going to be passed down to you two slut bags after we graduate. You better not eff up your solo." She said, turning her attention to Brittany and her best friend Ashley. Brianna, the dark furred chipette along with the rest of the group were graduating the high school while Brittany and Ashley were about to be seniors.
Ashley, a blonde chipette with her hair held up in a bun on top of her head and her bangs brushed to the side of her face, stepped in front of Brianna.
"I won't disappoint you. My dad always said "if at first you don't succeed, get the hell out of the forest." Ashley said
"Does your dad ever tell you to shut up?" Brittany looked at Ashley sympathetically, and Ashley gave her friend a reassuring smile. "I'm fine."
The leader of the group onstage did a full split.
"Ouch, sexy man splits!" A female announcer said into her microphone.
"His pain is our gain, Gail." The male announcer said to his counterpart.
The male singers made their way backstage to the girls. "Good luck out there. Seriously, you girls are awesome...ly horrible. I hate you all, kill yourselves. Pals before gals!" The leader said before running off and the girls scoffed in disgust.
"Okay ladies, paws in. One, two..." the chipettes pulled away and made a heavenly angel sound.
"Here now is the Chipettes!"
Brianna blew the pitch pipe. "One, two, three, four."
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
The Chipettes vocalized in perfect harmony to the song before it was Brianna's turn for her solo part.
Brianna: I, I got a new life, you would hardly recognize me
I'm so glad
"Is it me, or did we take a trip into snoozeville?" Gail retorted.
"Yeah, and we parked in a lot where we cannot validate." John added.
How could a person like me care for you?
I, I why would I bother, when you're not the one for me?
Brianna and Ashley linked arms before spinning around a few times. Ashley smiled and looked at Brittany, trying to be confident. Brittany gave a reassuring smile back.
Ooh ooh hoo hoo ooh ooh
Ashley: Is enough enough?
I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes
I saw the-
Ashley vomited during her solo, getting puke all over the place. Brianna looks angry and shocked, while the rest of the girls are either shocked or disgusted.
"Whoa!" The announcers exclaimed.
"This is a surprise!" Gail exclaimed.
"She had a week's worth of lunch and lost it." John said.
"No, she didn't lose it, John. We know exactly where it is. It's all over the third row."
Ashley let out a whimper, never feeling more embarrassed in her life.
There we go guys! The introduction! John and Gail are played by John Michael Higgins and Elizabeth Banks. I decided to use the announcers from Pitch Perfect since they're really funny. Everything from Alvin and the Chipmunks, Pitch Perfect and Ice Age belong to their respective copyrights. Bye for now.
