Percy woke up to moor caned lols. "Not again." He said, getting up from the floor. He was still in the same room.

Hey peolzs!

"Use. Real. Words!" Percy yelled, getting fed up at the author's text talk. The author ignored him. SO, have been having some haters here latitly "I bucken wonder why." Flames will be used to toast marshmelows!
"Just tell me." Percy said. "What is a Marshmelow. I must know."

Now, on with the chapy! The light went out, and so did Percy.

Le page splice

I hunted with Luke for about a minute, before he said: "So, got anything for Reaping?"

"No." I say. The word Reaping sound so threatening. Why not something like…Super Fun Day. Gods, I am acting so OOC as Katniss.

"Hey, is that today?" I ask.

"Yes" Luke tells me. "How could you forget?" I ignore him, and kick him in his crotch. Who cares that I am acting OOC. I need to get out of this shell of a plot. I am ten feet from the fence when I hear a booming voce: omfgods, Annabeth, get back there!

"No, Author!" I yell, while I shake my fist at the sky. "I am Annabeth chase, Daughter of Athena. I am not Katniss Everdeen!"

But, I am the author and-

"Well I am the Main person, so Make a page splice and take me to the Reaping!" I demand.

K

Le page splice

"Mat Chase" Aphrodite reads. I glance at the over cast sky, before I yell: "No!"

I run up to the stand, and say, with fake emotion: "I will take his place." Aphrodite gives a bad acting part of Effie Trinket, so it is nothing like the book. I role my eyes. Then, Luke is called. I put two and two together.

"Hey!" I yell to the sky. "Not cannon! Chang it right now!"

No. It is moi story.

"Do not use Moi. It is improper French. It means Me, not I. So, you just said 'No, it is Me story'" Aphrodite says.

What ever. And With that, the author ends the chapter.