RandomnessClan Ch.2: Kit War!
Thanks to all the people who reviewed. Thank you! *hugs laptop* Your praise is worth lots 2 me! Now, before people ask questions:
1) Vixenclaw is my kitty with a posse. Those who wish ta join must...WAIT TILL CH.3! I shall only accept 3 kitties (3 is my lucky #) to join in addition to my kat's other 2 kats.
2) Rainbowsprinkles' mate is Tacostar
3) I HEART TACOS AND WEREWOLVES!
Enjoy!
"KIT WAR!" screamed Warkit.
"KIT WAR!" screamed all the other kits.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?!" screamed Sanekit.
Just then, a group of cats magically poofed into the camp. A she-cat with foxy-red fur stepped out and bellowed in a deep, dramatic voice: "I am Vixenclaw, fools! Rawr!"
"AHHHH! SHE RAWRS!" screamed the Clan, then poofed off magically, except for Sanekit (she has not the power to do the Insane Magical Poofing Away trick, for she is sane!)
"RandomnessClan, Come back!" yowled a she-cat with a white pelt and a golden unicorn horn. Her horn glowed, and RandomnessClan poofed the kits were instantly drawn to it.
"Ohhh, look at the shiny horn," mumbled Poke`kit, reaching out to touch it. It shocked her and she ran to Rainbowsprinkles.
"I am Unicornfarts, and this is Hotdogyummies," she said, flicking her tail towards a cat in a hotdog suit.
"Will ya'll join us in the kit wars?" pleaded Warkit, with ginormous Puss-In-Boots-puppydog-give-me-a-taco-now eyes. Its hard to look innocent with a mini machine gun attached to your back and a grenade in each paw, though.
Vixenclaw pinched his cheek (I don't know how, she just done it.) while cooing, "OhmiStarryclan, he's SOOOO adorable with his machine gun on his back and a grenade in each paw. Of course we'll join!"
"You all ain't even kits!" said Sanekit.
5 seconds later, Vixenclaw and her posse poofed into kits, which was pretty adorable. "Now we can, sucka," said Vixenclaw in her adorable squeaky voice.
"LET THE KIT WAR BEGIN!" boomed the author, before chillaxing in a computer chair and munching on a taco. "This is going to be funny," she mused, and began typing again.
(5 minutes l8r...)
"Die!" screeched Warkit, throwing grenades everywhere. Unicornkit (Unicornfarts as a kit) hid behind a giant plushie of a dog, and was soon joined by Vixenkit and Hotdogkit (Vixenclaw and Hotdogyummies in their kit forms).
"What are we going to do, man?" Unicornkit said.
"I'm a kit, not a man!" Vixenkit screeched, offended.
"Whats a man?" Hotdogkit said, cocking his head.
"RUN!" screamed Wolfkit, dashing away as Lampkit ran in pursuit and a hilighter in each paw. "Fear my mustache-drawing powers!" she screeched.
"Woah. This is insane!" said Sanekit, who had mysteriously popped up by the trio, officialy scaring the bejezzus out of them. Nyankitkit and Lightningkit popped up out of nowhere and shoved marshmellows in everyone's mouth, yowling' "Taste da marshymellowyness, fools!"
Vixenkit stalked Warkit until she pounced on him, stole his weapons, and jumped back. "Call off the Kit War, and you'll get your precious weapons back," she bribed.
Pouting, Warkit poofed all the kits back to camp. Vixenkit and her posse turned back to warriors.
Stomping up to the Great Taco of Taco-i-ness, she slapped Partyrock and yowled in his ear, "I is da deputy now, fool!" He stepped down, and Vixenclaw yowled, "All kits come forth! I saw your insaneness, awesomeness, and absolutley crazyness in da Kit Wars, so now you are warriors!"
"You are now Sanesucks, Lightningfast, Warfare, Lampstripes, Wolfhowl, Poke`ballgo, Nyancattom, and Fartnastiness." she announced. They cheered and had a wicked party involving lots of catnip, BBQ, toothpaste, and stick-on mustaches." All in all, it was awesome!" yowled Awesomesauce happily. And Rainbowsprinkles popped out 6 more kits. "Ninjakit, Zebrakit, Fuzzykit, iPodkit, Rawrkit, and LOLkit," she listed off immediatly. The kits immediatly recieved catnip, BBQ, and stick-on mustaches. "Thats how we roll!"
Nyankit/Nyancattom is kit 4. I recieved no claims for him when I typed this, so I named him. And I love the name Pok`ekit!
Reply 2 Reviews:
*Sorry, but Cheetahstar already claimed Kit 1/Lampkit/Lampstripes.
*I read ur story, and its HILARIOUS! Defiantly one of mah favs so far.
*Yes, their shall be a chance to claim more kits and maybe more...(ends in a creepy silence)
Wanna join Vixenclaw's posse? Then answer this question: Name 4 of Thunderclan's leaders. Then fill out this form for ur kittie:
Cat Name:
Gender:
Pelt Color:
Eye Color:
Personality:
What makes him/her insane:
UR POWER!:
Do u like pie?
Vixenclaw: OHMISTARRYCLAN I LURV PIE!
Me: Hush!
Vixenclaw: NEVAH, FOOL! *runs off with mah choclate pie*
Me: NOOO! R&R while I catch this idiot. *runs after Vixenclaw with a Piko Piko hammer)
Read & Review!
~iheartbadboys14
