Jake dropped his head into his hands as soon as he phased back. He'd gotten hammered by his pack because he'd had the misfortune of being unable to hide what had happened the other day between him and Bella. He head raucous laughter coming up behind him and rolled his eyes.

"Oh Bella, I want you so much!" Paul enthused.

"Come here, little lady," Quil said, lowering his voice. "Let me ravish you right here. In my bedroom in my dad's house."

"But…but… it's so messy in here. And it smells like nasty old feet," Paul replied in an indignant falsetto.

Everyone was laughing when Jake turned around. Quil was lifting Paul and then tripped in an exaggerated attempt at mimicking Jake. They were rolling around on the ground, so he shoved Embry out of his way and planted his bare foot directly on Paul's face.

Paul howled. Jake quickly gave Quil some of the same treatment before he realized what was happening. "How's my nasty old foot stink?" he said evilly.

A lot of laughing and yelling ensued, and Jake took off as they began chasing him down. Later on, safe at home, he called Bella in the hopes that she'd be up for a second attempt at a little push and smoosh. Ever since she'd come to tell him she'd wanted him and had changed her mind, he couldn't stop thinking about her naked.

It wasn't like that was anything new, but she was actually into it this time. His pecker got excited at just the thought of Bella being excited. So, when she answered, Jake was thrilled.

"Are you, uh, busy?" Jake asked casually. Please say no. Please say no. Please say no.

He knew he hadn't said it very casually when she giggled. "I've got an hour before Charlie comes home from work."

Jake barely managed to say – or rather yell – "I'm on my way!" before he was out the door. When he got to Bella's, laying a few tire streaks on the road in the process, he decided to shimmy up her tree and go in through the window for old time's sake. When he poked his head in, Bella gave a little screech of surprise and she tried to hide what she was looking at.

He crawled through the window. "Sorry," he said contritely. "What are you reading, Bells?"

Her cheeks flushed just like he expected they would and mutely shook her head. So, he did what any normal teenage boy would do…he swiped the magazine from her and held it out of reach. She squawked and tried to get it back, but he ignored her as his mouth popped open in surprise. His eyes widened, he felt his own cheeks flush…and his cock began to salute.

"How to Please Your Lover"

The reasons listed below had his pants straining and the very real fear of being a no-pump chump. She hadn't even touched him yet, but the descriptions certainly made him hornier than a horny toad. He took a deep breath and went for it, and Bella's eyes widened in surprise. It became a stripping free for all as clothes flew everywhere in his haste to get laid.

God, she was so soft. And her nipples were really perky. And sort of bumpy.

Jake whacked his knee on the bed in his haste to get on it and winced. He knelt down, ready to rip Bella's panties off, but frowned when nothing happened. He yanked them again, but they remained intact. Jake stared down at her blue panties, annoyed, and muttered, "What? Are these made of some super strong titanium or something?"

Bella muffled a giggle as Jake tried to wrestle them off instead. He gave a Tarzan yell and swung them in a circle when he accomplished his task of stripping Bella bare. Bella began laughing outright, still blushing, and when she reached for him he practically dove on her like a ravenous wolf.

Need Bella. Cock about to explode.

He tried to count backward in his head to keep from getting too excited and blowing his load. But her nipple was in his mouth!

Jake couldn't touch her enough.

"Jake, why are you counting out loud?" Bella asked, lifting her head.

Shit! That wasn't in my head!

"Uh, no reason," he mumbled. He resumed touching her, jumping as her hand began to explore him. Oh boy, if she kept that up, it'd be all over.

"Condom?" Bella asked, embarrassed, but eager. He grabbed his jeans, extracting his one and only condom, and passed it to her.

She took up the task of unwrapping it, sitting up and catching sight of him close-up. Her eyes widened and she stared at him, a bit slack-jawed. "Wow, uh…" Bella stammered, trailing off.

It was like his cock had a homing device; it was straining toward her eagerly. It was if it had a mind of its own. Bella's eyes jerked up to his, so he smiled reassuringly at her. He'd loved her a long time despite the fact that he was just another horny teenager. He kissed her, trying to show her that, and he felt her relax. Jake was pretty proud of himself for helping to ease her fears and bit his lip as she began to unroll the condom.

Suddenly, he felt the snap of the condom against his cock and yelped. Bella jumped back in surprise and gasped, "I'm sorry!"

In her haste, she'd let it go. Her face was red, and he began to tell her it was okay, but suddenly she began giggling and couldn't stop. "Holy crap, Jake. I think you got the wrong size."

He glanced down at his own cock, which had deflated a bit with the snap, and did a mental head slap. The condom had only had gone down halfway. Mortified, he glanced up at Bella and she gave his hand a squeeze as she continued laughing.

"Foiled again," he muttered.


AN: Hope you enjoyed this and that it amused you! Especially since I wrote most of this in a Nyquil-induced haze. Haha Anyway, just curious on some input…how would you like to see these drabbles go? I'm debating on if they actually end up having sex before the end or just having cockblocking incidents mixed with mishaps during sex. And considering it's very similar to the other drabble series; was curious if you preferred it this way. I think I'm going to go back and forth, too, with their POV's because I think Bella can be a little silly and clumsy as well. Heh. Anyway, I wouldn't mind hearing what you all think. :o)