Ayan~ Thanks for reading!
"Waah- huh? Where am I?"
Crap.
Typical entrance, Mary-Sue style.
"You are in the 10th dimension HQ."
"Is it ok to tell her that, Chizu-sama?"
"Why not? She'll be less confused and she won't ask annoying questions."
"Woah, wait a second. Who the heck are you guys? And where are you for that matter?"
"Lights, camera..."
"Action!"
The area around her lit up.
"Oh great. Two delusional psycos."
Standing in front of her were a woman and her daughter(?) They wore typical casual clothes, and the girl held a clipboard. For some unknown reason, they spoke in italics.
"Nooo! You've got it wrong! We are the staff of the 10th dimension HQ!"
"...So I'm right?"
"Arrg! 3rd dimensional beings are so annoying! Ra-chan, you take over."
"Yes, captain! We are 10th dimensional beings, and you are a 3rd dimensional being. You understand at least that, right?"
"...Sure, I'll humor you."
"You'll do more than humor us..."
"Calm down! Anyway, you have discovered the meaning of life!"
Streamers fell from the ceiling and virtual fireworks exploded on a screen behind them.
"...Ra-chan, when did you have time to set this up?"
"Yesterday."
"..."
"Back to 3D-san. The meaning of life is supposed to be discovered at the end of the Mayan calendar, so we can't have them learning it now."
"So the meaning of life is that humans have a pathetic, puny, and miserable existence?"
"Correct. This is Chizu-sama, the person in charge of the Alternate Universe Relocation Division, or AUReD for short. Known by other divisions as It Takes An Idiot, ITAI, AUReD is in charge of plopping beings into AUs."
"Did you have to add the ITAI part? We have a bad rep already, without telling her that everyone thinks our work is extremely easy."
"Chizu-sama, does it matter? It's your fault we have that rep... I'm Ramen, Chizu-sama's personal assistant, and the person who pretty much runs AUReD while Chizu-sama is reading manga."
Miriam stared.
"...So, you're saying that you're aliens that kidnap people? And your name is Ramen?"
"Mmm, I guess you could say that. My parents were socially deranged, and they didn't know Ramen wasn't a name."
"...I see."
"...She doesn't believe us."
"Of course not, Chizu-sama! No one ever does! She will soon, though..."
"Huh? What do you mean? Wait-"
Miriam fell again.
Ayan~ How was it? Please R&R! Next chappie WILL BE HXH WORLD!
Itai means ouch in Japanese, weird pun, I know, but AUReD is destested by the other divisions, which you won't meet soon, because of Chizu's laziness.
No, Miriam isn't based on me, Ramen is.
