Akatsuki Shopping Disaster
Lara: And my next target (Glaring at Hidan where he is tied up upside down) Akatsuki
Itachi: I told you she had us trapped
Hidan: Let me down you stupid b****
Lara (scolding hidan in a motherly voice while Tsunade smirks): You watch your mouth mister. I'm immortal I can't die, (Grinning) I know your weakness
Itachi: Let's start shall we. Lara does not own Naruto
One day was all it took to blow up a single store. And it was all Tobi's (Itachi's) fault...
...'Tobi is a good boy!'
Crash
'Tobi is a good boy!'
Crash
'Tobi is a good boy!'
Crash...
'Oh for the love of all things, .F***.UP, TOBI! Hidan yelled from the weapon section from a store in a small town, 'Go bother the others you idiotic birdbrain!'
Tobi's eyes grew so wide it looked the size of dinner plates and he started to jump up and down like a madman that got weed for its birthday. Then he jumped on a poor, innocent trolley that was nearby and started wheeling it like a scooter to go and find Deidara, still screaming that false phrase of being a good boy with a happy 'WEEEEEEEE" in between.
'Deidarra-sempai!' screams Tobi in a voice that was as high-pitched as what a man (coughboycough) can muster. Deidara and Sasori, whom was standing next to the girlish blond bomber, groaned in unison. (because really, who wouldn't want to get suicidal when that Tobi is around?)
'What Tobi, yeah?' asked Deidarra in annoyance as he looked up from the two bottles of shampoo in his hands to stare at the idiotic man/boy with the orange mask that suspiciously resembles a lollipop.
'Tobi is a good boy. Hidan-sempai said Tobi should bother you, Sempai,' answered Tobi. Deidara looked at Sasori and like telepathy Sasori understood so he nodded with an annoyed sigh.
'Fine, you can stay with us but you have to be a good boy.'
They walked on through the racks and without them noticing (because Tobi is a freakin' awesome ninja yeah), Tobi had grabbed Deidara's clay and Sasori's puppet scrolls, although he left just one scroll because he (coughmadaracough) thought it is only fair. (Yeah right, he's a freakin' madman. What would he know what's fair? *rolling eyes while sighing heavily*)
'Tobi is a good boy, Tobi is a good boy!' he sang excitedly. Sasori growled in annoyance, his patients already gnawed to nothingness,
'Shut it!' Sasori almost screams as he twisted around but he stop short with the next colorful words that he was preparing to release on the irritating vexation displeasure (Meaning: annoying thing) because Tobi is dashing away like mad with a trolley full of clay and scrolls...puppet scrolls to be exact.
'Tobi! Get your pathetic ass back here you imbecile, and give those back!' Sasori and Deidara yelled at Tobi in horror and both madly dashed after him but Tobi just kept on running faster and faster with the red- and blond head trying to stay on the mad boy's heels. ( sorry, not happening boys, Mada...Uhmm cough cough I mean Tobi is a freakin' awesome ninja so ya aint getting him, believe it! *Tobi mentally screaming while striking a typically Gai-pose complete with the thumbs up and a 1000wat grin shining behind the mask, momentarily blinding himself*)
'Tobi is a good boy!'
'NO!'
'Tobi is a good boy!
'NO!'
'Tobi is a good boy!'
'NO!'...
Tobi just laughed on as if this is all a very good game and he can play on forever but he ran straight into Kisame while Itachi just avoided the clash by side stepping (show off). Kisame crash landed into a sushi-bar while Tobi was already up and running around the corner, singing merrily about being a good boy.
'TOBI!' Kisame yelled after him as Sasori and Deidara stopped in front of them, out of breath.
'We think Tobi might have had too much sweets again, y-'Deidara was cut off when there was a loud scream and a tomato-sauced Konan came into view, and she looked absolutely pissed, no she looked livid. Itachi was having a hard time to keep down his laughter to keep is pride and to remain the great, emotionless Uchiha Itachi. (dun dunn dunnn)
Suddenly Pein appeared out of now where (I swear), and he looked just as pissed as Konan, most probably because Konan is mad and because when she is mad she will refuse to talk and because she refuses to talk he will most definitely be getting no attention from her (if ya know what I mean *grinning mischievously*), and that also means she would refuse to bake chocolate chip cookies (mentally sulking...damn. Her cookies are always really good,)
'Get Tobi under control or you all will be locked up in the same room as him.'
Everyone visibly flinched when a scene of them all in the same room as Tobi flashed across their minds and just like that (jip just like that) they all disappeared, trying to find him, but the thing is... he was gone...shit.
'Where the hell is he,'
Gasp
'he couldn't have disappeared,'
Gasp, pant
'just like that, yeah!'
They have been searching for Tobi now for THREE HOURS! THREE HOURS! And still no sign of that bloody, havoc raging, disoriented, mind twisted, perverted madman. (Yip, believe it. Mada...uhhm cough I mean Tobi is a pervert. A big one. A very big one. A very very big one. A humongous...Cough sorry, you probably get the point...uhhmm back to the story)
'We...are going to get stuck in a room with him,'
Sniff.
Sniff sniff.
'Oh Danna, hold me!'
'Get off me you blond brat!' countered Sasori, pushing (or trying to) the blond man off (coughsecretgirlcough) that is clinging to him like the world depends on it.
Almost all of them, with the exception of Sasori, Kakuzu and Itachi (because Sasori is a puppet and I don't think a puppet can go pale and you can't tell with Kakuzu with his mask and all and because, well Itachi's not there), have gone pale and wanted to die right then and there.
Just outside the shop in the surrounding forest, sat Itachi casually, on a fallen log...with a tied up Tobi struggling behind him on the ground. He had an amused smirk on his usually impassive face.
'Ahh, how sweet revenge can be.'
The fact is that it was Itachi who had given Tobi all that sugar in the first place to get back at them for calling the great Uchiha Itachi a gay, emotionless, lady-killer. His smirk only wident when he heard Deidara's wailing coming from inside the shop.
'Oh yes. Revenge is so sweet,' he decided.
That is how the poor, innocent, little shop got blown up by the wailing Deidara.
Later that day, way later – back at the Akatsuki hide out
Everyone was in the local room. Itachi and Tobi on the couch and the rest laying casually on the ground or leaning against the wall... then Pein walked into the room and mused to himself,
'Everyone in the room, good,' then he promptly turned on his heels and walked out, the sound of a bolt sliding into place was heard. Everyone's eyes grew the size of dinner plates but Itachi just smirked and secretly pushed a bag of sweets to Tobi... and then the Itachi clone disappeared. (dun dun dunnn )
Lara: Hope you enjoyed. Stay in tuned for my next targets
Hidan (Glaring at a grinning Lara and mutters): Please R&R or she will kill us in her insanity
