And now it's chapter two! This one is going to introduce my equivalent exchange process I have in mind for Spain.

You also get a hint of Prussia/Canada. Sorry Mattie, you get to be a girl.

Thanks go to foxyaoi123 for commenting first. I'll dedicate a whole half chapter to Prussia/Canada for you.

OMG! Comments from FlyingLama on TWO of my stories! I feel so loved.

Dear Anon,

I'm sorry but I suck at religious terms. My grandparents are catholic and that's pretty much as far as I go down that road. I'll try to clean that up later.

Shall we?

CH 2 Heaven is a tantalizing priest who swears about everything

Lovino's POV

"What the fuck are you doing?" I shout, twisting and ignoring the pain spreading across my face. The albino hops back away from my kick, twisting a chain attached to a metal collar around my neck.

He passes the chain to Antonio with a smirk. Antonio gives it a light tug making me stumble a bit.

"Shall we? I know you don't like the chain but you're still a prisoner." To show I wouldn't comply with his demands I flopped down and sat on the deck.

"I move for no man." I say flatly, keeping my eyes on his.

"Then we can always make love on deck." He says, coming down to my level. Fucker was just asking for it.

"Like fuck we will! God will cast you into hell!" I say, spitting on the deck close to him.

The lasso from earlier wraps around my chest and pins my arms down. "He's all yours captain!" Yong Soo says, tying off the rope. Then the butt of the rifle hits me in the back of the head again.

Antonio's POV

"How many times do I have to tell you Alfred?" I say as I drag Lovi off to my chambers. Oh well, it did make things easy. A few moments later and my own little priest was shackled to my bed.

The trickle of blood had stopped but started again when Alfred hit him. Sitting there, I wonder just what it would taste like. Not being one to dismiss my curiosity I lean forward and trail my tongue across his chin and his lip.

An almost feral growl erupted from the pope's lips. Pulling back, I see a glare that could light a whole village on fire.

"Don't even dare!" He hisses at me. Despite his glare he had the reddest blush and his breath became in short gasps.

Both of us sat there for awhile. Then he decided to speak again.

"You say exchange. What do I have to give you in order to set me free?" He asks tugging on the chain still around his neck.

"Oh that's an easy one. You have to make hot, passionate love to me." This time I didn't dodge the kick fast enough.

"HOW DARE YOU! SAYING SUCH THINGS TO A HOLY MAN OF GOD!" He screams at me as I grip my side. He kicked pretty hard.

"Well, you wanted to know." Lovino brings his foot up for another strike but stops himself. He slowly brings it back down and looks away. His eyes land on a bowl of tomatoes and he leans just the smallest bit forward.

"You can have one if you like." I say grabbing, one myself. It was the same color as Lovi when he blushed. He looks over at me as I bite into the Lovi-tomato.

Slowly, he reaches out and picks one. Dissatisfied with it, he puts it back and picks another, rolling it in his hand. Slowly, tantalizingly, he puts it in his mouth and takes a bite.

He looks over at me and raises an eyebrow. "Did you forget how to eat?" My mouth was open over the tomato, ready to take a bite, but the sight of tomato juice rolling down Lovi's chin stopped me in my tracks.

Lovino's POV

He was staring at me. Just like the girls in the market place did. But his eyes seemed a lot hungrier. His eyes. They would make the most perfect emeralds in the world seem dull. Tomato juice dribbled down his chin and my hand twitches.

I wanted to wipe it off. But that meant touching him. And that meant I liked him, even if only a little. But I wouldn't do it. One thing always lead to another.

As my brain argued with my heart a finger rubs against my face. Looking up I see Antonio heavily concentrated on wiping juice from my chin.

He looked comical, sticking his tongue out and closing one eye.

"Are you done yet?" I growl at him as he finishes. He looks up at quickly takes his hand away.

"Sorry. I do impulsive things a lot." Both of us drop into silence again. Looking out the window I see the sun starting to set and the ache in the back of my head still throbbed. A knock sounds on the door.

"Come in!" Antonio calls out and the door swings open. The Albino from earlier was waving around a feathered captains hat and almost tripped running into the room.

"Captain, you won't believe our luck today. The Sea Dragons have decided to pull up alongside us. Here's your hat by the way." He shifted his feet impatiently.

Antonio took the offered hat and smiled back up at his crew member.

"The Sea Dragons eh? Yes, you can have the whole night to be with Madeline. I just hope Alice doesn't try to seduce me again."The Albino chuckles knowingly and rushes back out the door. A few seconds later the door is flung open again to reveal a pale blonde woman about your height with green blue eyes.

"Hi Antonio. Who's this?" She asks, turning a smile to me. She looked so familiar. Where had I…? That was it! She was the guard captain's sister. I had met once before but I didn't know if she would recognize me.

Recognition flashes in her eyes as I drag my legs up slowly. "No way! You stole father Lovino! Wait… are you… trying to seduce him?" She gives Antonio a pout.

"Ah, don't be mad Alice. We could have never worked out. I just don't like you that way." Antonio explains, scooting closer to me.

"Move one inch closer to me and I'll rip your fucking head off." He halts as Alice opens her mouth with a confused expression. "Did you forget how to fucking breath woman?" Before she could answer the door was flung open a third time.

The woman who dashed in this time had long, wavy brown hair and green eyes that zeroed in on me instantly. She didn't say anything, just stared at me and Antonio.

"Ah! Elizabeta. Just the woman I was hoping to see. If you get your lovely captain to leave me alone the whole night I'll kiss Lovi in front of you." Before I could register what Antonio had said (my mind wasn't all there at the moment) Elizabeta grabbed hold of Alice and Antonio grabbed my face, careful as to not touch the bruised area.

In a heartbeat, he pressed his lips to mine. Elizabeta made a strangled squealing noise as he started moving his lips on mine. No, it was wrong. I shouldn't be doing this.

But even as these thoughts passed my mind I leaned into the kiss, but only just a little. He pulls away and a few seconds later the door closed again.

"Get off." I whisper. He slowly complies, withdrawing his hand. I bring my legs up to my chest and bury my face in my knees. A jingling noise makes me look up.

Antonio was placing a key into the collar on my neck. "Now what are you doing?" He looks up at me as he pulls away the collar.

"I kissed you and you complied. In exchange I let you off for the night." He leans on one of the bed's post, staring at me.

"What now?" I ask, rubbing my neck.

"You kissed me back. I was kind of surprised. You do realize that no one on board cares if you were, well, you know." I look away again.

"I didn't because I wanted to okay? I just did it so they'd leave." I lie to him in a quiet whisper.

"Goodnight Lovi." Antonio says as he blows out the candles in the room.

A/N

Ze end of this chapter. I'll try to update soon!

By the way, the Sea Dragons are a group of all female pirates. They're on good terms with Antonio's pirates. They call themselves the Sea Bandits and specialize in sneaking into places and stealing things.