A.N: Hello again! This is Makka no hane, here to give you another awesome chapter of
Tale of Crimson Tails. I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter! I have planned on making this story rather long, so look forward to more chapters. I made this chapter a little longer than the first so I hope you like it. Also, since this story is just getting started, I'm going to wait a few chapters till I post the One-sided Naru love poll.
WARNING: Like I said last chapter, this story WILL BE boy/boy. It will also be Kyuu/Naru. So if you're not a fan of that then don't read this story. If you love boy/boy and Kyuu/Naru like I do, then gorge yourselves to this story as you please. There aren't a lot of male Kyuu/Naru stories so I want to add to the slightly small selection.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto*cries in a corner*hopefully everyone knows that Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. So lawyers begone!
Now that that's over, let's begin the story!
Tale of Crimson Tails
Chapter 2: Tails of Amusement
Previously
' They came pretty early this year,huh? Kyuu. I'm kinda bored being locked up in here... shall we tease them a bit, Kyuu? Naruto asked gleefully. He always loved messing with the villagers minds.
' We shall.' Kyuu agreed, equally as gleeful. What could he say, he could never deny his kit. And it was fun on his part too. The two cackled evilly together. ' This should be fun.' they both thought.
Present
' So what are you gonna do to scare them, Kit?' Kyuubi asked, a rather creepily eerie grin on his face.
' Just wait and see, Dear Kyuu.' Naruto said. He then proceeded to pick up four Kunai and put one between each of his fingers on his right hand. Then, he cast a Genjutsu around himself to make it look like he and the inside of his apartment were covered in blood. ' Hehe... I'm going to enjoy myself with this.' Naruto cackled madly.
He stepped forward and swung his door open viciously. There in front of his apartment door stood exactly three ninja and four civilians who now, once they got a good look at him, stilled in fear and turned a peculiar shade of green.
"Oohh, you nice Mister's came because it's my birthday, right? Do you want to...play with me?" Naruto asked, in a voice dripping with child like insanity, while licking one of the bloody Kunai between his two fingers.
To Naruto and Kyuubi, their reactions were quite hilarious. They went like so:
"AAAAHHHHH! THE DEMON IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!" Stated one of the civilians...before he promptly fainted.
Another civilian didn't even get a word in before Naruto turned towards him and spoke,
"Hey Mister, none of the other kids want to practice Kunai throwing with me,..can you be my target?"
The civilians reply was to turn suddenly pale before he too, passed out.
The two remaining civilians were currently kneeling on the ground, hugging each other and bawling thier eyes out. To Naruto that was just... pitiful.
' That...is just sad. How could a grown man get that scared of a four year old child?' Naruto mused in his head.
' Well to be completely honest Kit, you are quite scary.' Kyuu pointed out.
' Heh...I suppose. Now the only ones left are those three Shinobi.' Naruto thought.
But before Naruto could begin torturing them and pushing the limits of their sanity, they were already jumping from roof-top to roof-top, headed strait towards the Hokage Tower. Unknown to them, Naruto had already Shushined to the Hokage's office. Said Hokage was trying to discreetly read his favorite continuing series, Icha Icha Paradise, while also attempting to avoid doing the never ending pile of paperwork on his desk.
Suddenly The Third felt an increase in the wind and looked up to see Naruto appearing in a beautiful swirl of crimson leaves.
"Ah. Why hello Naruto-kun. To what do I own the pleasure of seeing you again?" The wise Professor asked, with a huge smile. He was happy Naruto had come to him for something. Naruto rarely spoke to him these days. But then his smile turned into a frown as he took in Naruto's appearance. He was covered head to toe in what looked like blood. " Naruto-kun. What happened? Is that really blood?" the Hokage asked, worried. Naruto looked down at himself.
"Ah this, no, it's a Genjutsu I placed on myself. By the way Hokage-jiji, three of your shinobi and four civilains planned on vandalizing my apartment today. If I was not there, think of the alternative
outcomes that would have taken place." Naruto paused for a moment and sniffed the air. " I will talk to you in further detail about the situation later, they are here." After he said that, Naruto then blended into the shadows of the room, disappearing from view. Naruto always kept his chakra masked, so it was incredibly hard to detect him. It was like he was never there at all. He wanted to surprise the three ninja when they were to come in.
Suddenly three Leaf Chunin burst through the door.
" Hokage-sama! The demon has finally snapped! He's gone insane!" yelled one Chunin shakily. The other two nodded their heads up and down rapidly.
" And what, do tell, caused him to go "insane" hhmm? It couldn't be you three and four civillians trying to vandalize his apartment, could it?" The Hokage asked, genuinely amused by Naruto's antics.
"U-uhh...um.." the three Ninja stuttered, they were caught. And they knew it. All three of them bowed deeply. "We apologize Hokage-sama!" they all said at once.
" Gentlemen, I do not think it is I who you should apologize to." The Sandaime Hokage said, with a rather uncharacteristic smirk on his face. " Naruto-kun, you can come out now" the three ninja visibly tensed at the mention of the "crazy" child.
" There you are, Misters!" Naruto said, as he started to twirl around the office swinging his Kunai. "You ran away from me... does that mean you still don't want to play?" he asked, pulling big puppy dog eyes at them. Even if the Shinobi disliked Naruto, even they would still admit that the child was beautiful.
" Naruto-kun, I don't think they deserve to play with you, they did attempt a serious crime." Sarutobi said.
"Awww...I guess you're right. Well, what should be their punishment Hokage-jiji?" Naruto asked, a sly smile spreading it's way across his face.
" Oh, I think I'll leave that up to you." Sarutobi responded. A smirk on his face an Uchiha would be envious of.
Suddenly Kyuubi got an idea.
' Ah, Kit! Remember that really strange guy that helps you train a lot? The one who wears that very blinding spandex suit?' Kyuubi asked.
' Oh, you mean Gai-sensei? What abou- Oh! Hahaaahehe... Kyuu darling, I love the way you think.' Naruto started chuckling while a huge malicious grin stretched across his face.
' I try, Kit. This is going to be entertaining.' Kyuubi stated.
' I couldn't agree more.' Naruto thought.
Naruto quickly composed himself and walked calmly to the Hokage's open office window. He took a deep breath and yelled so loud it echoed across the whole village,
" Oh My Gosh! There are three very un-youthful Konohagakure shinobi in Hokage-sama's office! Please! We need someone with a heart of youth to rekindle their Will of Fire!"
All of a sudden, there was this faint rumbling sound. Then it started getting louder and louder. Low and behold, a green figure flew through the window and landed on a turtle that had just poofed into existence.
" YOSH! MY NAME IS MAITO GAI, THE GREEN BEAST OF KONOHA! WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT THREE UN-YOUTHFUL KONOHA SHINOBI?" Gai asked, looking at the three Chunin in front of him. For some reason they looked an unappealing shade of green, the same shade of green as Gai's spandex suit to be exact.
" Mou Gai-sensei, the Will of Fire has seemed to dwindle down in their hearts. Would you be so kind as to return it to them?" Naruto asked inocently.
" ABSOLUTELY NARUTO-SAN! YOSH, LET'S START OFF WITH FIFTY LAPS AROUND ALL OF KONOHAGAKURE!" Gai bellowed excitedly. He then proceeded to grab each Chunin by the collar and drag them outside the door.
The three Chunin looked back at Naruto with pleading eyes. Their eyes all said the exact same thing:
" Please don't make us go with this crazy Green Beast, we beg of you!" Naruto only said one thing:
" Have a very youthful time." All the while smiling in glee. The Chunins didn't know who to be more scared of, The Green Beast or The Demon Child.
With that said, Naruto quickly shut the door with a click. 'Ahh... I truly enjoyed that, what about you Kyuu?' Naruto asked his fox.
'…. Bwaahaahaa! Oh my god, Kit. That was too good. You truly are a genius!' Kyuubi praised.
' I just love it when you give me compliments, Kyuu darling.' Naruto crooned. He could hear the fox's soft laughter flowing through his mind.
" I have to say Naruto-kun, that was very much amusing." Sarutobi sated.
"Ah, thank you Hokage-sama." Naruto said, looking pleased.
" Now now, no need for formalities, what can I do for you Naruto-kun?" The Hokage asked, his curiosity peaked.
" Before we start, could you please put a silencing jutsu around the office?" Naruto asked, looking very serious.
The Sandaime nodded his head and quickly made the hand-sign's for the jutsu. When that was taken care of, Sarutobi motioned for Naruto to continue. Naruto decided he was just going to get strait to the point of the matter.
" Hokage- sama, I know who my father was. And to be up front with you, I want what is rightfuly mine. As in, my inheritance, the Kazama mansion and all of my father's scrolls on his seals and his jutsu's. Remember Hokage-sama, I am very un-happy that you have kept this information hidden from me this whole time. And frankly, I am not the least patient today." Naruto said bluntly, his voice taking an icy edge at the end.
Sarutobi was shocked, the boy wasn't supposed to find out who his parents were until he was eight-teen. Guilt rose inside of him at Naruto's words. He looked at the child in front of him. Naruto's eyes were a icy gray, hiding all of his emotions from Sarutobi's gaze. He heaved a sigh, there was really only one thing he could do in this situation. He opened a secret compartment on the side of his desk, he then withdrew Naruto's inheritance money. With it, a dulled brass colored key.
" Here you are Naruto-kun, this is your money and the key to your estate. The Kazama estate is on the out-skirts of Konoha. It is fairly large, you'll spot it in no time. There are blood seals on the house, so just put your blood onto the seal and it should free the house of any booby-traps. Your Father had a secret hidden room where he kept all of his seals and jutsus. I'm sure you can find it somehow. Enjoy your new home, Naruto-kun." The Hokage said, happy that Naruto had a place to truly call home.
" Thank you Hokage-jiji." Naruto said sincerely, taking the money and key. He then vanished in a swirl of crimson leaves.
After Naruto left, a sudden thought struck Sarutobi.
' When did Naruto-kun learn the Shushin, an advanced one at that?'
Meanwhile at the edge of Konohagakure
' This is the place, when Hokage-jiji said large...that was a total understatement.' The Kazama Mansion easily competed in size with the Hyuuga and Uchiha estates. There were huge rot iron gates in front of the main section of the estate. The rest was behind the main house. There was an amazing zen garden winding its way across half of the yard. The house itself was in excellent shape, Naruto suspected the Hokage hired gennins to clean it every once in awhile. Naruto then noticed the blood seal on the gate. ' Well, here goes nothin. You ready Kyuu?' Naruto asked.
' Yes. Let us go explore our new home, Kit.' was the Kyuubis response. With that said, Naruto bit his thumb and swirled his blood onto the seal, looking as aloof as ever.
A.N: Haha, sorry, I left it at a cliff-hanger( kinda). Well, that concludes chapter two. I hope you like it. I made Naruto a little sadistic in this chapters. I love it in fanfics where he shows up the villagers. So funny. Anyway, please review. If you have any questions, suggestions ect. Feel free to let me know. Thank you for reading, this is Makka no hane signing out. Ja ne~!
