Yo guys, what's up? It is SERIOSLYNICK with another chapter of 'Merlin's a boss!' I know I said I wouldn't update for awhile, but here I am. You guys should review, it'll make me update. This'll have more Merlin with the ladies and Arthur completely dumbfounded. I hope you enjoy!

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin

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Merlin

The beach

Merlin glanced around himself nervously. If truth-be-told, Merlin wasn't very comfortable in his own skin. When compared to the average man, he was deathly pale, no visible muscle, and extraordinarily skinny. So you can imagine how much he detests going to the beach.

He had never gone to the beach before, nor had he wanted to. Ealdor had only one body of water close by, and it was normally freezing. The boys from home would sometimes dare someone to swim in it. And Camelot, well, ever since he arrived at Camelot, he never would have time to visit a lake to swim, nor did he have any inclination to do so.

The root of the problem would have to be the shortage of clothes. One would have to wear a specialized set of clothes for going in water. It was made of some sort of animal skin. They do not make shirts out of this material because it is pointless and wastes the material. All his other shirts would be ruined if he took them into water, so he would have to do with being shirtless.

The cause of the problem: a peace treaty. After Cenred died, his young and inexperienced son took over and raised an army of peasants to attack Camelot. A group of one hundred inexperienced, inadequately armed and shielded army reached Camelot's walls where they were met by a two thousand strong army, wearing full armor and properly trained. It was a massacre. After killing Cenred's son, Arthur took over his kingdom and made it part of Camelot. Since then, other kingdoms realized that Camelot was the strongest kingdom in Albion, and, even if it wasn't as strong, had many, powerful, allies. Arthur had support from Godwyn's kingdom, princess Mithian and her father's, Odin's, along with Mercia, Takindo, and Irilic. So, all the other kingdoms have tried to suck up to him, and they just want to make sure that if Arthur attacks, they won't be in his line of fire.

So, naturally, one of the kingdoms has offered a meeting. At the beach. The kings thought that some sunlight, some water, and a lot of fun could work to create a treaty.

As a result, Merlin has to accompany Arthur, not only to make sure he lives this meeting through, but as his manservant. Thankfully they at least made sure his room was fit for a noble.

"Stop fidgeting!" Arthur ordered.

Merlin dropped his arms. "They're looking at us!" Merlin defended.

Arthur shook his head. "Correction: They're looking at me." He said.

Merlin muttered under his breath. "Someone has a big head."

Arthur slapped him lightly behind his head. "Maybe if you got out more, you wouldn't feel so uncomfortable." Arthur stated.

Merlin rubbed at the uncomfortable cloth around his waste. How could Arthur like anything to do with this place. His master seemed to enjoy all the attention he got. Especially from the girls.

"Careful." Merlin warned as a group of girls passed by and they're eyes trailed on them. "You're married, remember?"

Arthur slapped him on the back of his head again. "Idiot, how can I forget Guinevere?!" Arthur fiercely asked.

"Oh, so you do remember her. Are you purposely ignoring your duties to indulge-"

"Merlin."

"Shut up." Merlin finished.

"Gwen had to stay to watch the kingdom." Arthur said.

Merlin rolled his eyes. "Yes. I know." Merlin slowly, as if speaking to a child.

Arthur pushed him in reply. Merlin stumbled a couple times before falling on the sand.

"Here, let me help you with that." A kind voice said. Merlin looked up. A beautiful women his age was there, holding out her hand. Well, who am I to refuse such help from such a nice women. Merlin grabbed her hand and she pulled him up. "Hi, my name is Sarah." She greeted. She looked into Merlin's eyes. "Are you okay?" She asked.

Merlin stuttered, "Y-yeah." He dusted himself of, now, more than ever, wishing he was wearing a shirt.

Arthur clapped him on the back. "Merlin here is a clumsy fool. He breaks everything he touches." Arthur said charmingly, trying to catch Sarah's eye.

Sarah's eyes never left Merlin. "Of course, Merlin." She said, but it sounded like she said that as an excuse to say his name.

Arthur was dumbfounded. "He's my servant, I'm King Arthur Pendragon." He bragged, trying to down-grade Merlin.

Sarah just nodded lightly, still looking at Merlin. Merlin was equally entranced.

Arthur let out a sigh of frustration and ran off. "Merlin!" He called.

Merlin shook out of his stupor. "I-I should probably get going." He said.

Sarah nodded. "Right. I am princess Rihan's maidservant." She said before running off.

Merlin stared after her for a bit before running to Arthur. "Yes, sire?" Merlin breathlessly asked when he reached him.

Arthur looked furious. "What the heck was that!?" He demanded.

Merlin looked confused. "What was what, sire?" He asked.

"Sarah?" Arthur prompted.

"What about her?" Merlin inquired.

Arthur looked scandalized. "Listen, I know you have hardly ever had any girls in your life, but you have to resist the temptation of girls when they throw themselves at you." Arthur informed him.

Merlin raised an eyebrow. It would make Gaius proud. "And you are such a good example of such an act." Merlin said sarcastically.

"Just stay away from them." Arthur stated.

"Fine." Merlin said, then decided not to say anything to Arthur for the rest of the trip. That resolution was broken, of course, when Merlin felt uneasy again. "They're looking at us, Arthur!" Merlin accused.

Arthur sighed. "No, Merlin. They're staring at me!" Arthur whispered fiercely.

Merlin groaned. Why did he have to be the servant to such a popular guy.

"Look, here one comes. Do what I do, Merlin." Arthur ordered. Merlin looked up. A girl was walking toward them. "Well, hello there." Arthur greeted when she reached them.

The girl looked right passed him and looked at Merlin. She held out her hand to Merlin, and Merlin took it, confused. "Hello, I'm Maria." She greeted, speaking to Merlin.

"I-I'm M-Merli-" Merlin began before Arthur cut him off.

"I'm King Arthur Pendragon of Camelot." Arthur said, trying to get the attention.

"Cool." Maria breathed, but she still kept on looking at Merlin, waiting for his answer.

Gaining confidence, Merlin said, "I'm Merlin! I'm-" He gestured toward Arthur. "His servant."

"So cool, you're King Arthur's personal manservant? That's awesome!" She exclaimed.

Merlin chuckled and rubbed the back of his head. "It has its ups and downs." He agreed.

Maria nodded. "I'm the new maidservant to the Princess Eleyna." She said. "She has told me about you."

Merlin looked surprised. "I wasn't sure she really noticed me." Merlin said.

"Oh, no." She disagreed. "She found you funny."

"Hmm." Merlin hummed curiously.

"Well, I best be going, Merlin." She said and walked away.

Arthur slapped his head. "I told you to stay away!"

"It's not my fault." Merlin defended.

"You didn't stop them!" Arthur accused.

Merlin crossed his arms and pouted. "Hmpf!"

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Arthur stepped into the water, enjoying the water's cold embrace. He wadded deeper inside. "It's not cold, Merlin." He said, guessing that Merlin wouldn't enter because he fears it's too cold. Hearing no reply, Arthur assumed Merlin was mad at him. Arthur ignored the little jealousy flare inside him when he thought of Merlin. He has attracted multiple eyes at the beach, not all he's noticed. He glances back to find him. Instead, he sees Merlin surrounded my a group of girls talking to him on the main land.

"AARRGH!" Arthur screams before dunking his head under water. He was going to make his servant pay.

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Crappy ending, I know. Sorry. Please review, tell me what you think.