Sorry for the short first chapter guys, but when you're writing on paper, things tend to be a little short.
I had a bit of writer's block, but I got rid of it.
But, like always, read and review.
"What the fuck!? Get away from me, you gay bastard!" screamed the blond, and began pushing Sasuke away from him.
This caused everyone in the room to wake up. Naruto scrambled away for the brunette, whose face was expressionless.
"What's going on? And there better be a good reason for this!" grumbled Sakura, obviously pissed from being woke up in three in the morning.
"Nothing." Replied Sasuke. He shot Naruto a warning glance, not wanting the blond to say anything.
"Are you sure that it was nothing?" asked Kakashi suspiciously.
"Yes, I'm sure." He answered hotly.
"Good. Now everyone go to sleep already." He muttered before he fell asleep again.
Naruto glared daggers at Sasuke. "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Nothing."
"There must be something wrong, if you like to stroke my arm during the night."
"I SAID NOTHING!"
Issues. Thought the blond, and then decided to stop teasing and go to bed.
Maybe Sasuke picked that up from Orochimaru when he was with him for three years…this was Naruto's last thought before he fell asleep.
The next morning, Kakashi thanked the couple, and the four ninjas set out again.
Sasuke lagged behind everyone else, in his usual routine of being in deep thought.
Naruto, however, was in front of everyone, marching and humming a happy tune.
Sakura was getting tired of the silence, (not including Naruto's singing.) decided to strike up a small conversation. "How many kids do we have to babysit anyway?"
"Four."
"Well, that should be easy. There's four of us."
"Well, not really. I'm only taking you there. I have a mission to complete myself."
"What?!" exclaimed the blond. "We'll be out numbered!"
"Oh, you guys shouldn't be bothered by small children, shouldn't you?" their sensei teased in a mocking tone.
Sakura didn't respond, but Inner Sakura was having a fit. The last thing she wanted to do was babysit four, snotty-nosed, brats.
Finally, they came to a dirt road leading to a white house. The house looked like no one painted it for a while, and the once black door had turned into a faded gray.
When Kakashi knocked on the door, the woman who opened it looked stressed out. "Oh, you guys must be from Konoha."
Before Kakashi could introduce himself, the woman gave him a list of things to do in emergencies. Naruto peeked inside the house and saw that the house didn't look any better on the inside than the outside.
The next thing they knew she was out the door, and heading down the road at and amazing speed. It wasn't long before Kakashi left also, see that the kids must be bad if the mother ran away the way she did.
And then the three chuunin were face to face with the four, raggedy, kids in front of them.
"Well, lets start with names." Sakura suggested
"I'm Maro." said a brown haired girl.
"And I'm Sen." said a girl that looked just like Maro.
Great, twins! thought Sakura sarcastically.
"I'm Ashitaka." said the black haired boy. "And this is Akira." Sen added, pointing to the baby in the high chair.
Almost immediately, Ashitaka began yelling about lunch. All his yelling upset the baby, and he started crying. This is going to be a long week... Thought Sasuke.
"OK, I'll make lunch." declared Sakura.
"I'll make sure Maro and Sen don't get into trouble." Said Sasuke. Then they both stared at the blond expectantly.
"OK, OK... I'll cheer the baby up." He muttered.
Everyone went to do their jobs. Naruto had to admit that he knew nothing about babies. The only thing he could do was check for things that could be wrong with her.
The baby, still throwing a tantrum, threw her bottle on the floor. When Naruto bent down to retrieve it, Akira took something even more heavy, lets say, a glass plate, and broke it over the blond's head.
