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Kazuki's 20th birthday was coming up and Tokiko Tsumura was nervous. Her boyfriend of four years was easy enough to please but she wanted to do something special for him, to show how much she loved him. Walking along a busy Tokyo shopping center, Tokiko finally saw something that gave her an idea. Sure she may be embarrassed by doing this but Kazuki would love it.

"Onii-chan hurry up!" Kazuki walked after his sister dejectedly. He hadn't seen Tokiko all day and he was worried about her. Coming up to his house he made up his mind to call Tokiko for the 30th time that day in hopes of reaching her. As soon as he walked through the door, he was nearly knocked off his feet by the noise directed his way.

"Happy Birthday Kazuki!" All his friends were there, Gouta had his hand around Mahiro's waist and she was grinning happily. Daihama and Chiisato were laughing at his surprised expression, Chiisato leaning in and placing a kiss on Daihama's cheek making him blush. Rokumasu just smiled slightly at his friend and adjusted his glasses as they kept on slipping down his face. Saori had tried to tell him to get them fixed but Rokumasu explained it fit his image. His girlfriend had just rolled her eyes. Okakura was eyeing the huge cake Captain Bravo had just wheeled in. He started to run towards it but was held back by his girlfriend's tiny hand. Busujima had even removed her mask and was blushing at all the people around. Even Papillion had shown up and was wearing a fabulous, at least in his opinion, suit.

"Oka-chan you know you can't eat yet." He sighed heavily and pouted.

"But honey I'm starving."

"You're always starving." Okakura started to whine but Busujima silenced him with a kiss. Kazuki smiled back at his friends but couldn't find Tokiko anywhere.

"Gouta, have you seen Tokiko?" The blonde Alchemist Warrior shook his head and Kazuki's head dropped. Bravo came up and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Don't look so dejected Kazuki; I'm sure Warrior Tokiko is around somewhere. Now is everyone here?" Bravo glanced over the crowd and saw that everyone was accounted for. "Then let's begin!" The partygoers gathered around the cake and Kazuki was the closest to the baked confection. He blew out the 20 candles and was reaching for the knife when four serrated blades sprung forth, spraying bits of plaster over everyone. Tokiko Tsumura emerged from her hiding spot in the fake cake wearing nothing but a long sash that barely covered her up. Okakura, Daihama, Rokumasu and Gouta got nosebleeds but their girlfriends quickly whacked them over the head. Even Papillion had a small trickle of blood running from his nose. Deactivating her Buso Renkin Tokiko started walking towards Kazuki, swaying her hips seductively with each step. She started singing Happy Birthday to Kazuki in her dulcet tones and when she had finished she was right in front of him. She hugged onto him tightly and kissed him deep on the lips.

"Ashiteru Kazuki and happy birthday." When he didn't respond, Tokiko glanced up. The poor man had been knocked out due to her near nakedness. She smiled slightly but quickly left to her room to get changed. It had been way worth it.

Later that night, after everyone had left Kazuki was sitting with Tokiko on the couch.

"Tokiko?"

"Yes?" Kazuki removed a something from his pocket and got down on one knee.

"I know I'm not the perfect man and I can really annoy you sometimes but I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?" Tokiko's jaw had dropped and she stared at him with wide eyes. "Can I take that as a yes?" At this Tokiko came to and hugged onto him tightly.

"Of course I'll marry you!" Today had been the best birthday Kazuki could ever remember.


Kazuki was backed against the wall, breathing heavily and frightened out of his mind. He had been married to Tokiko for 3 months now and was happier then he had ever been. Until tonight that is. Tokiko was now 7 months pregnant and Kazuki had forgotten to pick up the sardines and peanut butter she had been craving. That was the reason Kazuki was now facing four serrated blades and Tokiko's glare. He prayed that she would come to her senses soon. Tokiko's eyes then started to water. Oh no, mood swing! Kazuki thought. She then started bawling her eyes out and deactivated her Buso Renkin. She hugged onto him and sobbed into his shoulder.

"I'm…so sorry. You must think I'm a fat sow who only wants food. Please don't divorce me!" Kazuki's shoulder was now drenched in her tears but he hugged her back as well as he could with her round stomach in the way and started stroking her hair.

"It's alright Tokiko. I love you no matter how much you yell at me or how much you weigh, alright?" Suddenly her eyes flashed and she pushed Kazuki away from her.

"So you're saying I'm fat?!" The Valkyrie Skirt was reactivated and Kazuki was running for his life. "Face your death like a man, buster! And I hope you like the couch, because that's where you'll be sleeping for the rest of your natural born life!" Kazuki kept on running and prayed to God that he would survive another night with his hormonal wife.