AO: Thank you for all the reviews and favorite stories and stuff before I even wrote anything, you really made me feel special! I'm planning on just taking requests one at a time in order of arrival… it won't take that long. I don't have a life anyway. This is dedicated to APoisonTree, the person who requested it…

Have you ever wondered what really was going on between America and Russia in the Cold War? Well, the representatives of the two countries were, well, seeing each other secretly. Some of the other countries found out about it and split them apart, but who can stop 'true love?'

After staging a few acts, they tried to show that they hated each other. But that's not the reality of the situation. Alfred had told Ivan about this town in his home where you could get married fast and easy. If they were married, no one could bother them anymore, and they could be happy.

So, on this very day, Ivan had secretly come to the town called 'Las Vegas.' He thought that it was very loud and rowdy compared to the quiet snow in his home, but he was happy to be surrounded by so many happy people.

Alfred ran up to him panting. "Y-you're here. It's over here, the place." He pointed to a building flashing red and blue.

Ivan smiled warmly at him. "Yes, let's go. Go and get married."

The grabbed each other's hands and walked towards the building. When they entered the building, the music began to play. The atmosphere wasn't as good as it was supposed to be though…

Whispering, Alfred stepped onto his tiptoes. "Are they supposed to be here…? Did you tell them?" Sitting there was just about everyone. They were all looking at Ivan and Alfred, either smirking, 'I told you so!' or crying. Ivan jumped as a fire-ish thing came out of the corner… only to reveal the one and only Belarus.

Alfred had apparently not noticed yet, because he was busy trying to avoid making eye contact with Arthur. There mental conversation went a little like this…:

"Is this the way I raised you?"

"No…"

"What do you think you're doing? Marrying a man…"

"Like you've never dreamed of it with Uncle Francis?"

"!#$!" Etc.

A loud crash sounded. Everything died out, including the music. Belarus was at work… attempting to kill Alfred.

Terrified screams echoed through the corridor.

"HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME, YOU !##!$!" You may use your own imagination to guess what she said.

The next scene was too bloody too describe, so may I cut it? Okay then.

Ivan and Alfred did up getting married, in the hospital. No one complained or mentioned anything for the sake of Alfred's health. Belarus got away, and managed to get away from jail. The kiss ended up being censored by Gilbird, so no one got to see it, although camera phones were all out. The party was held in that room, but two Germans ended up having to stay at the hospital due to minor concussions from a frying pan. Once Alfred was allowed to leave the hospital, the newlyweds went to Ivan's home and, well, the next part isn't exactly suitable for the 'T' rating.