Digimon the Abridged Series: Episode 1
Tai- That's home, planet Earth. But I'm not sure that's where I are right now. It all began when the climate went really wonky. And Godzilla attacked Japan, oh never mind that always happens. However I wasn't aware any of this was going on because I was at summer camp.
Generic camper1- HEELLLPP! Michael Jackson is in my tent! Somebody help!
Generic camper 2- Screw you kid, you're not a main character.
Tai- By the way, this is me, Tai. And that's Sora. Mmmmmm Sora. And that's Matt. Hey, why is his hair cooler than mine. And that's Izzy. He's too busy getting an advanced copy of Spiderman 3 at the moment so we'll leave him alone. And that's Mimi, she's not becoming useful anytime soon. And that's TK, he'll become useful later, I promise. And that's Joe. We had an online poll to see who should be the leader of the show. 99 of you said Joe and 1 said "I like pie". Wait a minute. I got beat by pie?!
And that's Kari…wait where's Kari? Where's my sister Oh God!
Kari (back home)- Tai?
Tai- I can't believe we forgot her, she's going to beat me with a toaster!
Anyways on with the story, wait a minute it's snowing. In Summer. Holy crap Japan is screwed up.
Izzy- Spiderman 3 is mine. Limewire be praised. Do as you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate.
Matt (while looking at lights in sky)- Does anyone else see what I see?
Joe- I do.
Matt- Ok then I'm not high. Yet.
Digivises fall to Earth
Tai- Sweet! Free MP3 players.
Joe- I wouldn't touch that if I were you.
Tai- What's the worst that could happen?
They get sucked up by title wave
Sora- If we survive this Tai, I'm going to kill you!
Tai- That was not fun, at all. Sees Koramon Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
One hour of girly screaming later
Tai- Wait, so we all have digimon? How many are there?
Koramon- As many as there are bad Lincoln Park AMV's on Youtube.
The Following is a public service announcement
Tai- Hi, I'm Tai Kamiya from Digimon. I'm here to tell you that there are too many Lincoln Park AMV's on youtube. And you need to stop. By the way, does anyone know how many there are?
Vegita- It's over 9000!
Tai- What 9000?! And just so you know, for every Lincoln Park AMV uploaded to youtube, the staff takes down an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged series. Just tell Littlekariboh the reason his series was taken down was because you wanted to make a Lincoln Park AMV. I'm sure he'll understand.
LittleKariboh:
My Anti-Lincoln Park AMV
Kuwagamon attacks the group
Koramon- Everyone attack!
Tai- What's going on!
Izzy- The evolution of this world is amazing, Darwin would be impressed.
Tai- Oh you know evolution is a myth like the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, and Paris Hilton having any talent.
Digimon attack Kuwagamon and Kuwagamon breaks the ledge they are on
Tai- Hey, we're about to die and it wasn't my fault this time. Awesome, I mean, will we survive this? Tune in next time on Digimon: The Abridged Series.
