A/N: Why did this take so long! *author cries bitter tears of failure* It was mostly trying to find an adequate deal for Karma Witch to make with Nick and Ellis. Now I must repeat to myself 'I will put in more Nick/Ellis. I will write more Nick/Ellis.' Well I hope you enjoy.

"Trixie! I haven't seen you since you got that new laptop!" The oddly dressed witch says.

She immediatly hugs the slightly taller witch and Trixie hugs back. There was some fast passed hard to understand talking then a fit of laughter. The female hunter in the corner joins in happily. Nick felt the extreme urge to run when Rochelle joined in.

"Yeah sorry about your computer." Rochelle apoligizes to Trixie.

"It's like totes okay. KW'll replace it like in a couple days." Trixie says.

"Probably sooner since you managed to get Nick and Ellis in. I thought it would be a lot harder than this." The oddly dressed witch says, "Oh! By the way is there anything you want Rochelle?"

"A shower would be great and maybe some new clothes." Rochelle replies.

"Okay Karma Hunter can you go tell Hart he's going to have some tailoring to do." The witch says.

The hunter smirks and nods. Ellis shivered at the look. He decided he didn't want to be anywhere near that hunter at anytime. The Southerner looked over at Nick. Nick had a deep frown on his face and looked very aggitated. Now was not the time for a Keith story.

"So what is your name?" Ellis asks the oddly dressed witch.

"My names Karma Witch, or just KW. So Ellis how do you feel about all this?" Karma Witch asks.

"Nick? Really ya'll have to make me pose with Nick? I mean he's not all that bad a guy but he's no Jimmy Gibbs Jr." Ellis says.

Rochelle covers her mouth and snorts in laughter. Trixie was already on the floor half way through Ellis's minispeech. Karma Witch was just nodding her head slowly. She crosses her arms and nods one final time. She gives one large sigh, tilting her head down and then lifting it up to look Ellis in the eyes.

"Well Ellis it's mostly because do you really want to try being gay with a smoker? All that tongue? I don't think you're really into that kind of stuff so Nick shouldn't be all that bad, but if you really want I'm sure somebody owes me something." Karma Witch says simply.

All the color drains from Ellis's face. Coach chose that as his best moment to escape threw the door. Niki hands him a key as he leaves and whispers a room number to him.

"That is just cruel and unusual punishment. What kinda sicko gives someone that kinda mental image?" Ellis asks a disgusted look on his face.

"You know I think I once did see a smoker grab Ellis a little too low." Rochelle says thoughtfully.

Both Ellis and Nick look horrified at the woman before them. Rochelle proceeds to burst into laughter. She was having almost too much fun. Karma Witch nods and then looks curiously at the ceiling.

"If we do decide a smoker would be better than Nick with Ellis I know this tank that owes me..." Karma Witch draws out.

"Oh hell no!" Nick yells.

Even Ellis joins in on the laughing at the extremely angry Nick. Nick power glares at Ellis and he stops laughing. Slowly the three womens giggles die down and they calm. Trixie looks over at the clock and swears.

"Damn I've like got an apointment with Declan! I'm like totally going to be late!" Trixie says, "Like bye guys!"

Trixie runs out the door. Ellis stares after her curiously. Karma Witch streatches and sits down in the office chair behind the desk. The desk was pretty well worn. There were a couple scuffs and some scratches. It was thick, good quality wood so it was still holding it's own even when Karma Witches palms hit the desk.

"So terms and agreements for both of you appearing in Otaku Witch Shipping Club October issue." Karma Witch says.

"You're not just forcing us?" Nick asks.

Karma Witch laughs, "Of course not. I'm not a tyranical dictator or anything like that..."

Her laughing turns minorly physcoitic at the end and the three noninfected step backwards lightly. Karma Witch shakes her head and relaxes into her seat.

"So we are in the nagotiation stages. Name whatever you want and I'll give you a counter offer until we both agree on the terms." Karma Witch says, "Oh, and Niki have you gotten everyone a room and an appointment with Hart?"

"Yes Ms. Karma Witch. Everyone has their own room but Nick and Ellis have ajoined rooms. They are all in the same wing and same hallway. If anyone would like a different room you can discuss it to someone else." Niki says.

"Thank you Niki!" Karma Witch says.

"Well I'm going to take that shower." Rochelle says.

"There will be a bathrobe in your room you can wear that when you go to see Hart. He's our tailor, he may not seem it but he's just a big sweetie." Karma Witch says.

"Thanks KW." Rochelle says walking out.

"So anything we want?" Nick asks.

"Someone once asked for the crown jewels." Karma Witch says with a shrug.

"Did you get them for them?" Ellis asks.

Nick looks at Ellis like he's crazy. Ellis just shrugs.

"Of course she couldn't get the fucking crown jewels Ellis!" Nick says.

"Actually I did. It was a once in a lifetime opertunity that ship! We got so much uproar for that! Oh my god that was the best thing ever. I couldn't believe the look on Tamara's face. Bitch got what she deserved." Karma Witch says.

"What?" Ellis asks.

"Nothing to worry your head about sweetie~ So name what you want!" Karma Witch says.

"I'd like to know if Keith and everyone's alright. Maybe to actually get to play in Whispering Oaks." Ellis says.

"Oh that's easy! Give me some kind of challange!" Karma Witch says.

"I want a private island, free of infected. I want you to keep it free of infected trying to kill me. It has to have all the fixings, five star hotel, bar, everything." Nick says.

"Oh come on Nick! Give me something cool!" Karma Witch says drooping on her desk.

"I want a box of Twinkies." Ellis says suddenly.

"Whatsa Twinkie?" Karma Witch says scrunching up her face.

The two men look at her oddly. Nick didn't know a single person who had never heard of a Twinkie. He had even heard of fried Twinkies they were so popular. Well maybe being fried didn't mean they were popular, in the United States people fried food just because they could. People fried soda, so a fried Twinkie wasn't that odd.

"Well what is a Twinkie?" Karma Witch asks again.

"It heaven in sponge cake form." Ellis says.

"Woah." Karma Witch says wide eyed.

"Niki! Get our best team together we are hunting Twinkies!" Karma Witch yells.

"So that's what we get? Twinkies?" Nick asks.

"No, Nick you get a nice private island, Ellis we are all going to Whispering Oaks again, and then we are taking over a Twinkie factory." Karma Witch says.

"Deal." Nick says.

The conman and witch shake hands. Nick leaves and Niki tosses him a key. Ellis looks back and forth between Nick and Karma Witch. When Karma Witch starts filing her claws Ellis trots after Nick. Karma Witch laughs.

The hallways were painted an eggshell white. The plantation house was very well kept. Nick could see himself settling down in this kind of house. With this deal with Karma Witch he would be all set. The thought of kissing Ellis wasn't very appealing at that moment, in fact Nick would rather shoot himself in the foot. Nick knew Karma Hunter would probably do that if he tried refusing. He didn't trust that Hunter.

Ellis on the other hand thought this place was great. He remembered this one time he and Keith had gone to a fancy hotel and Keith had jumped off the railing and grabbed the chandler.

"Ellis shut up." Nick says.

"Was I talkin' outloud?" Ellis asks.

"Very loudly~" A passing Spitter says.

Nick watched the Spitter walk by. He couldn't get over the fact the Special Infected were talking. Especially when they talked with freaking Valley Girl accents. The sooner this was over the better. He hoped Rochelle was really enjoying that shower.

Nick was so deep in thought he almost missed his room. When he opened the door he nearly screamed. His room was horrible. It was pepdobismal pink. The bed was four poster with pink fabric hanging on it with a brighter pink comforter and floral sheets. The pillows were varying shades of pink and had a doll on it. The room was made for a little girl, complete with closet full of poofy dresses.

"Hey cool racecar theme!" Ellis' voice came from his room.

Nick swore kicking the wall. Fucking witches with their fucking senses of humor. Why did he get the princess room? It was offical he was going to shoot himself.

Ellis opened the side door connecting their rooms.

"Hey Nick we're actually in Jack 'nd Jill style rooms. Wait, Nick why is yer room pink?"

"I don't know." Nick growls his face buried in his palms.

"Well we're sharing a bathroom soooo..." Ellis drags out, "I claim first shower."

"Just get the fuck out of my room." Nick says.

A/N: Yay for Zombieland references! Twinkies, gotta love 'em. Poor Nick stuck in the little girl's room. Maybe he'll just have to stay in Ellis' room lol. Yep lolz. Well I'm sleepy just got to finally watch Taken 2. Damn I love Liam Neeson. Well leave a review if you want I've got studying to do.